Fembots what’s your minimum and ideal boyfriend requirements

Gibs me an idea of your minimum and ideal requirements for a boyfriend
Example
>Minimum
Height
Age
Race
Employment status
Then
>ideal
Specific stuff

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>>Minimum
>5'3" -6'0"
>18-25
>white or hispanic
>doesnt matter
>>ideal
> ideally he's employed and has a good job nothing too fancy but he's decent off.
> I like darker hair like brown or black
>decenr amlunt of body fuzz
>broad shoulders
>Redpilled

>minimum
be female and not fat and not below 4/10

>ideal
be female and not fat and not below a 6/10 and have black hair and big boobs

wow damn

You definitely made some nice bait, because at least a 4th of the anons here match that.

>>Minimum
>Height - 6ft 1in
>Age - 25 or under
>Race - White
>Employment status - Employed, making more than me
>Then
>>ideal - Ideal and minimum are the same, I'm not about to disrespect myself by settling for someone I don't want.
>Specific stuff - Not a virgin.

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Exactly I have low standards. I'm attracted to NEET guys and the like. This one is mine, 100% NEET.
He's loyal to me alone and he's great to me, he's better to me than any Chad.

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>the realize I'm slowly growing into the "I like older guys" bracket

I find it weird you desire a NEET.
Wouldn't you want a man to pull some of his own weight with you?

Or do you desire having him as your cute little pet to play with?
Very rarely do the dudes I see get someone like you and the last dude I saw had a CEO for a grocery store as an ex gf.

He was fucking awesome and deserved it though. He was funny and the best guy I met. I don't know your position, but I assume it's not CEO tier.

But as for me, I envy those with such a gf.

Having a decent job is ideal, but not required.
I'd love it if he got a job, but as he is he's great to me he's got a great personality but Stacy doesn't want him because he's chubby, broke, and has no prior experience with any female.
I like chubby its cuddly and even if he gets fit in still into that. Broke is ok I can support us until he gets a job and motivate him to work hard for notvonly us but himself. No prior experience lmao I didn't mind teaching him the ropes and it makes him more loyal to me.
NEET guys are great for molding into What you want or in my case are already most of what i want.

What race are you fembot? What do you look like? :)

Pureblood white, some freckles, blue eyes, brown hair, 5ft, curvy figure

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>Claims to be redpilled
>Is open to race mixing
POTTERY
You still pretty tho

>NEET
>morbidly obese
>terrible hygiene
>plays vidya and watches anime
>virgin
>autistic
>socially inept

Hey hey i didn't say I'd breed with a spic just date him/consider sex. My bf is also white and Tbh he's hubby mat in my eyes. I certainly wuv him and am happy with him being my life partner.

Alright females the only thing I have going for me in life is that my dick is big. Taking applications now

Well by modern standards I guess that is redpilled. Im happy for you.

>minimum
5'6-5'11
18-24
idc about race but pref white/asian/black
idc about employment status that much pref student
>ideal
brown hair + brown eyes, infp/infj, studying stem at uni, not racist, not "redpilled", apolitical/left leaning, high empathy, kind of neurotic, shy and sensitive, loyal, kindhearted, skeleton

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Alright I match something sweet

>Minimum
>5'4
>16-25
>not a neet
>not fat
>above 4/10


>ideal
>white or asain
>black hair
>pretty eyes
>ideally has a good job
>slightly muscular
>above 6/10
>has similar hobbies to me
>has some sexual experience but not like lots
>loyal
>apolitical
>5'7-6'0

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cute. what are your stats.

Why do people put
>has the same interests as me
But don't list their interests? :/

Tfw I am the literal opposite of what you described everywhere, slavs won't even count as white anymore

>5'10
>19
>white
>vet student
>brown hair + eyes
>skeleton
>apolitical
>more sensitive than shy
I usually get infj or intj though

>not loyal
everything about you seems cute but thats not very cash money user :-(

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Reee I forgot to put that pls no bully

>not racist
>not "redpilled"
>left leaning
Reminder: this isn't Reddit or Instagram

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oh i forgot to say
by same interests i mean they like games, anime, and computer stuff

reminder: its a waste of time to feel any sort of way other that indifference towards someone for having a different kind of political identity to you and go back to plebbit is one of the most pathetic responses ive seen

>minimum
at least 175
18+
i don't care
student or employed
>ideal
180-200
18-23
don't care about race
7/10+ though
rich
nice hands and nice voice
fit
highly intelligent
fun personality

>tfw no femanons with agegap desires

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reminder: people wouldn't tell you to go back to plebbit unless you display the behaviorisms of someone who frequents plebbit

Itt incels posing as women

i dont think theres anything wrong with not wanting to date someone thats racist or very invested in politics. do my personal preferences trigger you? do you feel attacked? do you want your safe space back? its really childish to demonise reddit lol

user would you date me if i had small boobs

I would prefer it if you had small boobs

NO. Im sick of these goddamn threads. Fembots dont exist, women are not welcome here and more importantly fuck what 'requirements' females think theyre entitled too.

youre not the same user are you

No I'm an improved version

If you don't know why redditors are ruining this website, then lurk moar before you post, unless you happen to be an emotional headcase who can't stand diversity of opinion being tolerated.

how are you better

I prefer small boobs and I'm cuter obviously

>height
below 5 10
>age
18-23
>race
dont care
>employment status
NEET

specifics
>buzzcut or curly hair
>either hard left or hard right
>strong religious views
>extremely thin
>likes feet
>likes gfd
>likes cross dressing
>will call me mommy
>similar niche interests
>anti semitic and makes an exception for me
>severely mentally ill
>not NPC

he doesnt exist

but youre probably older

>not a tool
>has a job
>willing to compromise on dates
>be able to read a room.

I'm 18 so I doubt that

oh me too desu
but hes probably underage

Want to talk? Ori

sure desu
discord?

korrrin#8890

So you want cuck

>makes an exception for me
Kommandant, ich glaube, dass habe ich einen gefunden!

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>don't care about race
>higly intelligent

Choose one

Also
>don't

cause u dont exist

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whenever i post in these everyone thinks its bait

Lovely meme you have there son

Fembots pls come back

>> *i* don't care about race.
Leaving out personal pronouns is a stupid habit of mine.
For example, just because black people have a lower IQ on average, doesn't mean that there are no intelligent black people. Asians have a higher IQ than white people too. Your statement does not make any sense.

Can't believe I just saw two zoomer faggots who watch YouTube greentext videos match on r9k.
This board belongs in the trash.

"Fembots" having standards is the equivalent of hobos having standards in women.

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>apolitical/left leaning
kinda contradictory senpai

ok so, can we start dating already?

>tfw fat, over 6 foot, and agnostic :(
So you want pic related basically. If I got fit and finally picked a side on pagan vs christ would you be my mommy and give me jewish milkies?

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>Height
5'10+
>Age
25-40
>Race
I've only ever dated white guys but I am open to other races
>Employment status
has a job that isn't like fast food

>ideal
is artistic
likes serial killers (but won't kill me)
will play scrabble and listen to shitty nostalgia music with me
muscular or dadbod
doesn't want kids (or already has them?)
likes my cats
is accepting

this is the absolute minimum i'd settle for

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Time to stop watching shitty korean dramas, trap poster.

Agreed absolutely thotties

>has a job
>is artistic
Daaaaamn, so close. Cooking rather odd dishes and coding in very strange loops does not count as artsy I suppose?

kek this, also nice doubles

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>Minimum
>Employment status
Unnecessary but must be selfsupporting
>Other
Nonfat, nondominant and lives in same state and gives contact info

>Ideal
All of above plus
>Height
5'8
>Age
19
>Race
White
>Other
Submissive and not lazy

hi its me ur future bf

What the fuck even that fatass has a gf. Maybe I do have a mental illness after all.

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>Minimum

Height: any, I don't mind. I'd date a midget if I loved him, I don't think it's a big deal
Age: 17 or more (i'm 17 too so it's not like a weird thing)
Race: any
Employment status: any, neet is fine as long as he doesn't intends to remain a neet forever
Other: doesn't have it out for the jews, doesn't lives on the other side of the world (I'm in europe), not overweight, not too politically charged as a person

>ideal

Height: mine or larger
Age: 17-19
Race: any!
Employment status: study or job
Other: from europe, can pretend to be religious so my parents are happy but in reality isn't, can pretend to be socially normal when necessary but in reality isn't, is or looks like a metalhead and doesn't minds that I'm almost the opposite of a metalhead both looks and music tastes wise, likes everything I post on instagram

>Minimum
>Height
minimum 5' 4. (im only 5'2 so i don't really care)
>Age
18-30 (im 19)
>race
any
>Employment status
at least part time

>ideal
- not social
- will play smoosh bros with me
- hugs. I need hugs
- knows memes. I yell a lot of random meme references out of nowhere when im home, so if they understand it thats bonus points
- idk i'm more into "nerdy" guys so anything that falls under that category.
- will play D&D with me
- is good at conversations and likes to tell stories. I love hearing stories from people
- i dunno what else

Ya dun goofed. You really couldn't even bother to read the rules?

>Minimum
Height: 5'4
Age: 21
Race: Any
Employment status: Job, at least part time. Or has had one before. Or goes to school.

>ideal
>be smart but emotionally developed
Or
>be infp

I need cute chubby bf in my life

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Forgot to mention I really love clingy/ affectionate guys

As a 42-year-old guy, I don't know why I even bother looking at these threads. I wonder which precise flavor of stupid that is.

Minimum
>5'11 and up. (I'm 5'10)
but realistically I'd date a manlet
>25+
>Race doesn't matter
>working
>won't mind waiting until marriage

Ideal
>Christfag
>Not beta
>Kind to me
>will cuddle me
>will hold my hand
>will play vidya with me
>will play /tg/ with me
>will teach me all about their hobbies so I can better relate and spend time with them
>will let me spoil them
>will spoil me sometimes
>Will cook with me
>Libertarian of sorts

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Do fembots like guys who work out?

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ok second try nobody call the jannies this time please

>Minimum

Height: any, I don't mind. I'd date a midget if I loved him, I don't think it's a big deal
Age: just not a child
Race: any
Employment status: any, neet is fine as long as he doesn't intends to remain a neet forever
Other: doesn't have it out for the jews, doesn't lives on the other side of the world (I'm in europe), not overweight, not too politically charged as a person

>ideal

Height: mine or larger
Age: under 20
Race: any!
Employment status: study or job
Other: from europe, can pretend to be religious so my parents are happy but in reality isn't, can pretend to be socially normal when necessary but in reality isn't, is or looks like a metalhead and doesn't minds that I'm almost the opposite of a metalhead in looks, personality and music tastes wise, likes everything I post on Instagram

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>>Minimum
>Height 5'7 (I'm 5'6 and I don't particularly like tall guys.)
>Age - 18 - 25
>Race - East Asian or White
>Employment status - Employed but if he's worked out how to make shekels without being a wagecuck then even better

>ideal
>Specific stuff
I would ideally like him to be religious, or at least open to the idea of spirituality or a higher power. I don't have any ideal personality type. Doesn't matter if he's smart/stupid, happy/sadboi, funny/unfunny, extroverted/boring, weird/normie etc. I think everyone has their own charm. As long as you're not an edgy sociopathic dickhead then I'm cool with it.

I would however like him to be devoted, caring, have a high sex drive, good manners, and be good dad material.

>implying that fembots really exists

>Minimum
6'3
old enough to have claimed his first skull
Northerner
Full-time warrior of chaos
>ideal
dedicated to khorne, he has to have lead at least 1 army to victory and killed a minimum of 3 rival champions
pic related

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>writes post twice
>still fucks it up
Where in Europe?

JFL notice how there are no curries mentioned, its over for currycels

Same reason I look at them at them, being a 29 year old

Hoping to find confirmation that there might be younger woman out there who would want sad lonely old failures like us

>khorne
not the forever growing nurgle
absolute brainlet

she has very low self esteem and her insecurities essentially force her brain to settle for NEET boys. she wants chad, but in her mind chad will leave her for stacy tomorrow. a NEET boy has very low SMV, so she won't have to be paranoid about him leaving for stacy.

I don't even necessarily want someone younger. Just someone reasonably attractive and interesting.

Oh well, at least I successfully learned my lesson not to look anywhere on /soc/.

This thread is about your ideal mate, not describing yourself user

underrated post

original oregano

if you think he's a fatass you do have a mentall illness

well well i match 90% of what you put in. Dinner and movie when?

>tfw Champion of Slaanesh :(
Dont you wanna have weird sex, femanon?

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He's chubby not fat. Cuddly.

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I'm telling ya then get a NEET. Very easyvto please and if you show them love affection and value they'll return it 10x

Why do you want him not a virgin

So youre a jew

Do i have to convert to judaism or will you convert to catholicism

Also are you okay with daily foot kisses and having your soles serviced and sucked clean every night

Personally? They're ok but I'm very intimidated by huge guys, light tone is nice but honestly fit guys intimidate me and make me feel bad about myself generally. Why would a fit 8/10 want me? A 6/10 bot? Nah. Insecurity man I date my ranking or lower