>good friends with a girl for years >never try anything with her because shes pretty ugly and im way out of her league >we do hiking together >join hiking group >guy comes along >real posh guy wealthy family so its all inheritance money nothing he earned himself >takes interest in girl who Im friends with >she likes him too >im cool with this she can be who she wants too be with even though its the 4th guy shes had sex with this week >posh guy starts throwing shade my way >thinks hes being some Chad because he fucked an ugly girl Im good friends with >I dont really care too much at first >ff to today >6 people going on a 5 hour hike >me the girl and the guy are on it >the 3 of us walk together since shes the only one I know and she wants him to come because she likes him >after about 30 mins of walking when its just 3 walking alone in the dark woods he starts talking shit to me under his breath >hes saying shit like >Oh so you must be the girls gay friend right >he starts literally talking about how hes gonna jizz in her mouth when were in the tents
I honestly was about to fucking knock him out right there at this point but I know hes got a lot of money so he will probably end up suing me or some shit
What the fuck should I do guys My life has been going downhill a lot recently and Im unironically thinking of fucking killing him
>i was honestly about to fucking knock him out right there you must have horrible self restraint to feel mad about something so trivial. you're no chad. real men don't get angry over trivial pussy shit like that. >im unironically thinking of fucking killing him jesus christ you are pathetic. kill yourself instead lol
Actually assaulting him is a bad move, just becasue of the repercussions I'm not against it in principle Just say something like what you said here
>>thinks hes being some Chad because he fucked an ugly girl Im good friends with and if you actually think you could beat him up/ are stronger and a better fighter, then maybe grab him and throw him around a little but be careful do it on one of these hiking trips as well, less people around
Dylan Thompson
Just call him out on being really juvenile and creepy. Saying shit like that out loud is still fairly taboo, so you can paint him as a pervert real easily, just like you did in your greentext.
Austin Hill
Your first mistake was hiking, fag.
Gavin Bailey
Nah my first mistake was making friends with a girl
Didnt know that when I was in hs tho
Samuel Allen
That's true. All women are whores. No hard feelings, but maybe hike with people that aren't oversized highschoolers.
Elijah Hernandez
why are you jealous of a girl who is not your partner, you don't own her
it is also amusing that you think that sex is degrading for the receiving side
Landon Nelson
I dont care about the girl
But I dont want no rich boy giving me shit over a land whale
Brody Johnson
This, if he started the same shit with me, i would taunt the fuck out of him to the point that he gets aggressive, let him touch me and then knock his lights off.
If you think you can't beat him in a fight just taunt him back while not escalating too much.
I think you should both talk to her about it and call him out on it. It's clearly a misunderstanding.
you could alternatively try to get evidence of him harassing you so you're protected from shit.
Parker Richardson
>But I dont want no rich boy giving me shit over a land whale >land whale >actually proud of being the 4th person to harpoon a land whale that week Christ, how aren't you laughing on the inside or even better on the outside when someone is getting all prideful over the thought of fucking some fatty fatty two by four.
why not just threanten to beat him if he says another word? and well i never condone this but in this situation you could literally cuck him and laugh and he'd be humiliated or you could bring up that he's the fourth guy that week, fuck em both
Robert Barnes
>you must have horrible self restraint to feel mad about something so trivial. you're no chad. real men don't get angry over trivial pussy shit like that.
If you arent lying to us or yourself about your lack of sexual attraction to her then you have all the leverage and shouldnt yield that by overreacting or being emotional about it.
When he trys to brag dont be sarcastic/passive aggressive just kind of nod with a slight smirk and then continue with the convo wherever else it was before he tried to show off.
Cooper Jenkins
>t. high est beta opposite but okay onions boy
Benjamin Cooper
Yeah
This is what Ive pretty much been doing Gonna spit in his coffee next time I see him tho
Nolan Nguyen
>Gonna spit in his coffee >I honestly was about to fucking knock him out >Im unironically thinking of fucking killing him
On second thought youve already lost the way the dude is acting it should be cute from your prespective(assuming you dont want to fuck her), like a retard showing you the A+ he got in special ed
Honestly fuck this nu-r9k where """"""robots""""""" have female friends let alone friends at all you actually are a cuhck
Where did my board go
Carter Smith
desu kill him
Connor Lewis
Your board die
Just like modern music didnt die
Ever generation before hand gets salty because something new comes along
Either go with the flow or sit in a dark room being sorrowful all day
Oh wait you already do that
Thomas Sanders
Damn son
Rip user u just got btfoed
Isaac Gonzalez
>real men don't get angry over trivial pussy shit like that. >Be a real man and do nothing, man up and just take being shat on
Um yeah they do, pussies and cunt women like you do nothing. Real men defend their honour. You seriously think he should just let that guy walk all over him? Fuck off roastie.
Carter Ward
Tell the girl openly and loudly in front of everyone what hes been saying about her. Say he has picks of her and that he showed them to everyone, make up lies and discredit him in front of everyone. He'll shit his pants in a heart beat, watch.
Lincoln Sanchez
you mad incel? you wouldnt do shit tho
Juan Rivera
Most new things have the decency to come with new faces, you people have taken residence in the corpse of my good and only old robot friend Anonymous and smiled back at me a creepy smile
Easton Sullivan
tie him up or knock him out and set out bait for a bear or something ez
Robert Sullivan
Haha and the truth gets out. Yes I would do something roastie. Most men would and I enjoy teaching other men how to act masculine too. Face it you arent feminising anything. Enjoy getting bitched slapped by your future husband when you burn the roast.
Michael Jenkins
>I enjoy teaching other men how to act masculine too
