What's the dumbest thing you've ever been fired over?

kek technically yeah, manager thought that having all female servers would bring in more money so he got rid of any guys that weren't in the back and replaced them with women.

Me too user. Ive walked out of a couple places before though. If they fuck my hours they have a week to fix it or i walk out at this point.
I told an employed in a 3 page essay to HR "move me away from this dyke im not coming back until you do" and they did. Pretty sweet

well i once lose my job for looking too intelligent
i was a mall guard so that's given
a-at least i wasn't on hrt back then

>I got fired for going to my grandmother's funeral
>Even though before I took the job, I told them exactly when it was and gave them notice the week before again

literally wtf
how many weeks has your grandmother waited her appointed funeral

kek

Waiters get higher tips and higher customer ratings overall. Thats like running a restaurant 101. What a dipshit

I think he knows that now, the place started getting badly reviewed because of bad service, bunch of the new waitresses started arguments with regulars over tips and some of the new staff started stealing from the kitchen, after about 5 months the place closed down. so it was fun to hear it all go to shit.

Wasn't fired, but I quit after not getting a decent raise. Fairly certain this factored into it a bit.

Engineer wanted me to lie about a bunch of GPS surveyed data points so that the company could get a higher pay out. The software I had allows you to add them in, but if anybody bothers to look you can see the source of those data points. That exists more so you can add interpolated points if you know the supplied data is off. They were calculating the amount of material moved, and it was paid based on where material was being brought from. However, soil typically expands/contracts when it is moved. It's why you are typically paid based on the cut material, not the fill. The problem was the engineer had signed off on a lab tested compaction value that was agreed upon was far too low, so the numbers would never line up. He was basically trying to put my ass on the line, rather than argue the actual reason why the numbers were low. It was unethical, and I didn't want to take the fall for it.

I didn't understand a thing.

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Me neither, but I feel like user was in the right and did the honorable thing.

It's fucking amazing how women are completely incapable of providing halfway decent customer service.

Got fired for showing up late all the time. Fuck it, can't be bothered with a job. I'll just stay home and play video games all day.

usa is a bizarre country if some waiter or waitress tried to argue with me about tips... what tips lol, include the fucking waitress salary into the price, i don't tip

Hitting people. I have absolutely no control over my rage and sometimes when people bully me I end up punching them in the face.
Unsurprisingly I get taken to HR and dismissed. There is something addictive about violence. Fortunately I only work with women at the moment so I've managed to keep this job.

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Basically, they wanted me to lie about measured elevation data. Pay was based on the volume of dirt being moved (Final elevation - initial elevation). I didn't want to lie.

It probably would have worked because no one wanted to look into the details. I didn't want my ass on the line though.

You should become a MMA fighter.

Lol thanks. Though I'd probably get barred for hitting some annoying reporter slamming his camera in my face. I'm just trying to stay out of jail lol. I like my current office the wammen cooe over me and make me drinks. Shit it based.

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Lol no thanks.

I'm actually a weak as fuck skinnyfat pseud. I'd be worthless in a real fight which is why I only punch people in non-consensual settings, they're unlikely to hit back.

Most of the time it's a one punch ordeal with the occasional harsh word flung back in my direction.

Eh, why are there two of you? Is one on you user and the other his Tyler Durden?

Well the waitstaff that arent complete shit make more than a lot of waiters in countries that dont tip. The rest just remain useless and keep giving unenjoyable dining experiences and struggling with their coke habit.
An old neighbor of mine worked at the cheesecake factory near a mall and would make $750-800 a week working weekends, thursday through sunday.

Shit, it's a bit weird desu.

Might have to get myself checked out.

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>well i once lose my job for looking too intelligent

I had this happen as well in Construction. Also just the fact, I was way more intelligent than everyone else there and didn't get along with any of them because all they cared about was football and their stories about raping women, sorry "driving them out of town and telling them to spread or walk".

LOL no is just some faggot hating on me. probably some retard "office joker" that i beat unconscious.

That fuckin sucks dude

>dumbest thing you've ever been fired over
>Hitting people

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you know what feels really fucking good? Breaking some asshole's fingers, one by one. Ever do that?

Lol, more office joker hating fags.

PokemonGO unironically idolize some more dick-tators

assholes don't have fingers

I would love to do that but I'll get called an edgelord for fantasizing. most violent thing I did was beat up some kid with a hammer for hitting my sister. that was messy.

had to get a new hammer

Microwaving cum in the staff kitchen

>their stories about raping women, sorry "driving them out of town and telling them to spread or walk"

that's brilliant

robots, why are you virgins yet

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Nothing. The point was made and I had learn how to use bicarb of soda to remove blood stains.
stop pretending to be me you fat retard.

mostly legs, knees specifically and elbows and arm areas. a little to the ribs but under the major organs so no lung or heart punctures. a little under the chin to take out some teeth and his nose just because i wanted him to be scared for life.

look dude, i don't know what kind of chocolate twinkie guzzling gender confused neet you have to be to pretend to be someone else on an anonymous taiwanese basket weaving forum but you've got some issues impersonating me

just fuck off

Facial wounds mainly, thoughts of wanting him to be unrecognizable were going through my mind as i beat him. Lacerations to the cheeks, broken nose and a nasty cut eyelid were the main things.

>a-at least i wasn't on hrt back then
go on

wow must be female to be this stupid. i salute your incompetence and grieve for your parents.
attached is a picture of a girl who is pretty, i know that makes you super mad fembot. enjoy sniffing your dried sweat smell.

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yeah nice pic broski, she better remove those rings before she gives me a handy though

Nice how instead of trying to impersonate me further you've resorted to the "You're a girl!" tactic last seen circa 1998 when Fat Rob and Jack M threw down. Thanks for bringing back the memory though, it's a fondy.

Oh and btw, you're gay.

You're no guy lol. I can read you a mile away. I'm flattered you gave me so much attention but let's be honest no one calls YOU pretty.
"A fondy" I really hope I've upset you in some. way in the past. Your pain is delicious. Can we have more words that sounds like a badly written sitcom?
Perhaps you just need a friend or you wish you could walk down the street without people laughing. Maybe if you weren't so fat and actually had a personality your life would improve?
See how nice I am to you offering advice. Thanks for impersonating me for attention it's cute. You could just say hello if you want me to talk to you fembot.

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is this some psychological warfare tactic aimed at getting me to send you a dickpic to prove my masculinity?

weirdo

nice gif though

running out of steam are we fembot? crushed by my dominance?
#feelsgood.
shouldn't you be toying yourself to the latest gillette advert fembot? after all us men are the enemy. maybe you identify as gender fluid probably most people can't tell by looking at your hideous face.
"weirdo" oof how will i ever recover from that zinger. meanwhile you can keep pretending to be male like your dad.

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oh yeah you got me, i'm a grill
your hashtag laden hammer wielding posts are getting me soo wet. Keep talking dirty to me you angry boy you.
uh yeah, call me ugly again, go on oh yeah oh oh oh YEAH

thanks. This thread has served its purpose. ggwp

i'd keep the jacket
and maybe torch the dominos

Ahahahaaha
You redefine stupid like your Dad keeps trying to redefine his gender. I'd run if I was as stupid as you too.
Thanks for playing. Hold that L princess. *waves*

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I got fired at the first day of my training for sneezing on the food that I was going to serve to some family gathering. I have my allergic at that time and they know about it since I told them, they were worried at first but still gave me a chance. After I sneezed the food right in front of them, they looked at me like I'm some sort of a murderer, that looks traumatized me till this day, the grandma looked at me and asks if I'm okay, I said I am and the owner apologizes for my mistake and so am I, then I was asked to do the dishes until closing time, then he says that I shouldn't come by tomorrow and I didn't get paid. That's why I am a shut-in loser till this day.

Sorry for the blogpost.

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Where I used to work at we signed documents saying "yada yada according to NAME OF ENGINEER" and had them sign it so you're not on the hook for anything. We worked on military contracts and the product was complete shit cause they had mechanical engineers doing the work that an electrical engineer needed to be doing.

well after a year of hrt and growing long hair also usually wearing nude makeup i look even less intimidating that i was back then, lol, i still present as a boy because reasons

called a tranny "sir" instead of "mam"

I've never been fired.

I'm a good egg.

I've never been fired but I'd be fired if that pledge was forced on me, I do not support zionism.

Talking back to a female employee

>I just work hard , drink that coffee and suck cock and never get fired
good goy

such is the state of this society

IT'S MA'AM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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make them pay user
they deserve to suffer

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>nude makeup
what did schlee mean by this

That was like a year and a half ago, I was working with a friend and his cousin back then. My friend said that the restaurant is going downhill so I guess I have nothing else to do or ask for. Justice was served anyway.

another name for no makeup makeup