How much will I regret losing my virginity to an escort?

Like user mentioned use Grindr and fuck a twink strictly submissive bottom, a hooker you will pay and not be able to get hard because of anxiety

I lost it drunk with a fugly hamplanet after school party. Deed itself was shitty, she was shitty, everything sucked. Few years later I fug higher-class (not top, mind you, not a millionaire) escorts on semi-regular basis and I wish I would lost my v-card to one of them. But I wouldn't give it too much of thought, I don't consider it really important in my life tbqh.

I would however generally recommend going to escorts only if you really feel that you won't have chance to have sex otherwise in long-term sense. There is nothing bad about being a virgin and contrary to popular belief, I actually think of it as commendable in this current year. Also don't listen to the faggots shilling their tranny cancer.

>Just don't fuck someone in a bad place.
This. ALWAYS pick a good escort, read reviews, don't jew on the whole thing, communicate with her. That is imperative.

- Sex is seriously, seriously over-rated.

- Sex with a condom makes the whole experience near worthless. If anyone tells you that a condom doesn't really change anything then assume they're a virgin.

>Sex is seriously, seriously over-rated.
Yes.

>Sex with a condom makes the whole experience near worthless
This is such a fucking meme, never really understood it. Just pick a right size and not some cheap crap, the difference is minimal. Is this caused by being cut?
t. uncut europoor.

>- Sex is seriously, seriously over-rated.

One night stands are. Sex with someone you love is amazing.

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If you are beta virgin you would muh care about feelings and chase some artificial 'love' concept from some thots
If you are alpha virgin you wouldn't care about this bullshit and you probably smashed lots of girls at this point.
Yeah..

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don't do it. she will won't be into it at all and once you bust that nut you will suddenly feel awful

Is it still hard to get an escort as a burger now that they shut down all the sites?

>Sex with a loved one makes it better
The same reply over and over again.

>Sex with a condom makes the whole experience near worthless
Sex is more than physical benis stimulation you absolute brainlet. Feeling connected with your lover as close as physically and emotionally possible is one of the best things someone can experience. Yes, obviously wearing a condom feels different than without, but it's ridiculous to call it near worthless.

i doubt you've experienced either so fuck off

>Resorts to basic virgin insult
Fuck off normalnigger.

This. It will feel ok (6 or 7/10 experience) during sex. But as soon as you finish cumming, you will be washed over with severe regret and shame.

I lost my virginity to a private escort on Craigslist (and she was even a nice one too; really friendly, respectful, safe, clean, and cool about the whole thing), and I regret it. I felt weird, like I wanted to cuddle and fall asleep together after, but I didn't even know her name and I just felt uncomfortable being in her apartment.

If I really just wanted to nut, I could have just jerked off. I was lonely and I wanted affection, and a hooker can't give you that. I wish I had just held out until I lost it in a real relationship.

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If you find true love, allot
If you don't, probably not at all

'allot' is not a word
'true love' does not exist

>no kiss no licking no stupid porn stuff
>no licking
Then what is the fucking point.
I want a girl that i trust enough for her smear several of her body fluids on me, not some whore that i have to treat like a class-4 biohazard

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this is just what i think. escorts are really only good if you're a sex obsessed horndog. if you just want something to stick your dick in and don't care about anything else, yea sure go for it. but if you're someone that's more interested in a girl having sex with you just because she likes you, then escorts probably aren't for you and the entire thing will feel like a waste of time.

Edgy and reddit in the same post
If you don't believe in true love you'll never find it, I hold out hope no matter how bleak it is, I know that sounds peachy and gay, but it's true

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Depends how old you are. If you're in your twenties putt older, just see an escort - it'll make it easier when you find someone you do want to sleep with. No worries about what to do or what it will be like.

Women want a man who will fuck them and if you've never done it, it's hard to come across like you will.

If you're sub twenty, they won't have worked it out yet.

Fucking is just fucking. Your first time with a woman who isn't a hooker will still be your first time with a woman who isn't a hooker, you'll be able to enjoy it more because you'll not be worrying about technical details.

Godspeed , my fellow romancefag.

you're either trolling, underage, or brainwashed by the disney movies your single mother put on to distract you while she fucked/fiddled

Stop being retarded. If the escort looked like the bitch in OPs picture, who gives a shit about muh feelings? Just being able to pound that and bust a nut is worth the money.

Don't be naive or angry friend, she exists somewhere out there, one for me, one for you, one for Life isn't that cruel, you'll only be alone together if you make the decision to be.
Don't get me the wrong, I've never had a gf, I had the chance multiple times but my trust issues got in the way. Life isn't as bad as you think, though I'm not naive, I know it isn't great, or even what you make of it, but I do know that love does at least still exist, even if it's rare

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Forever*
Based typo from swype

This. I tell the escort I'm gonna fuck her hard, slap her ass, lick her feet, and choke her a bit and if she lets me I don't give a fucking shit how much she enjoys it.

I always orgasm extra loud too, right as I'm jizzing on her face, to assert my dominance.

Not a virgin, had pussy several times, but after a breakup I decided it wouldn't hurt to get laid with a common whore.

I felt nothing. I had my dick inside her pussy but I felt nothing. The girl was just moaning as if it was her job to do it, so I just decided to cut it short and left.

Felt so stupid for spending money on a common whore just to get laid, but I was expecting something more natural.

Don't do it, fellow robots.

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I lost my virginity to a backpage hooker. I only regret not spending an extra 50 for a pretty one. I could barely get hard, she was so weird. OP make sure she is hot hot hot and pay the asking price. Yes try to negotiate but do not settle. If you cant find a pretty one, just wait. Escorts travel a lot; one matching your dream girl is bound to appear eventually. Just make sure you actually enjoy it. If i could get a girlfriend I would have.

if the testicles dont touch its not faggotry

Why not, do it. Just remember communication and that she is legit and not fucking being held by some pimp in the background. It will be fine. Its just sex ffs

It really is just a waste of $50-200 bucks. It feels no different than nutting to porn whatsoever. Hell, at least with porn it's free and you can get specifically what kind of girl you want.

Biggest waste of my money ever

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It depends on you. Sex isn't that big of a deal.

If you are in full control of your feels, not a fragile guy, not a romance user (as others itt, comendable too), not looking for intimacy only real gf can give (and good one at that, which is not guaranteed) and older than 20, sure go for it.

Don't be a kike about it, cheaper is not better. Do your research, pay for an hour and not less, chill and don't stress yourself. She is there all for you and nothing else.

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Just remember, she's a whore. Treat her as such.

youtu.be/4B6E0mijV5A

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Germanybros, how do I come about visiting the border as a scandinavian to lose my v card?

I've heard some brothels dont accept virgins, or require you to tell them about it?

This woman is named Maritza Mendez. I found a bunch of pics but 0 videos. How the fuck is she in hardcore porn pics but has made 0 porn vids?

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how shitty do they make it if they now you're a virgin? i assume they think they can get away with doing less if you dont know better

Thanks for the name though, she is gold.

Ive done it already
0 regrets
there a couple of homeless girls who dwell a few blocks away from me.
they are 6/10 to 71/0
pretty decent looking
for $20 they let me do just about any thing to them for 30 minutes.
just use a rubber.

You're not a woman so it's not something you should regret losing in the first place. Virginity means very little so you might as well fuck a big titted hooker and have a fun time. Don't listen to these other faggots.

Just pretend it wasn't your first time

name? Oregon original

> faggot forever
No you can change it if you want to. It's very hard but definitely possible. It's why gay acceptance is such a meme if I can transfer my mind from not liking women at all to like women so could anyone else

same but the opposite except i always forget to ask beforehand and then during they just suck at it or refuse to dominate, though there was one that choked me in her thighs for a bit.
Talking makes a big difference, don't go to any asians unless you're ok with them talking to you through google translate.
Have you done it in a real relationship yet? I still haven't had sex cause I'm waiting for it as well, also cause theres a big difference between paid and non-paid handjobs. I would like to know the difference between paid and relationship sex

see oregoni oreginalio

Is it at least safe to suck on tiddy?

don't hate the playa hate the game
I did that
was like throwin a hot dog down a hallway YUH KNOW
fat white bitch with fake photos barged in startin makin PORNSTAR SOUNDS
told her to t-take the scratch and gtfo I ain't hard no mo
let's not get it to it boy but you know the dealio yeah real thug shit heeeee heee heee
stay up playa real recognize real

i've done it every time and i don't see why not