What religion is Jow Forums?

>he read the (((old testament)))

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None really, but I want one. Been in love with Roman history since I was a kid and unironically considering following their religion. Call me a LARPer I probably would too.

>speaks of god
>denies the bible
>denounces it as a Jewish scheme despite falling for a Jewish scheme himself

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KJV bible believing baptist. God bless brothers in Christ itt.

I just broke up with my pure virgin 20 year old Christian girlfriend who loved me despite all my flaws and made me happy tonight.

I did it because she won't touch me or let me touch her in any way besides kissing until marriage. Also I don't like the way they talk about God and devote so much of their life to him, I know that further down the line I will have had to deal with that anyways

I don't know if I made a mistake. I don't know if this sadness I feel now was a necessity to real happiness later or if I threw it all away for nothing. I couldn't keep pretending.

I would classify my religion as deism, if anything. There's just no way to know if anything is behind it, why bother unless you can know for sure. I feel scared

I wish I could get a gf like that and you just broke up because
>muh peenus needs sucky sucky

I kinda want to check out the orthos but I'm always out on my bike or farting about in the woods when I'm free from my wagie cage
you just massively fucked everything up you dumbass. get back together with her asap

Religion is for faggots. Same with atheism and agnosticism. If you think religion is even worth your time then you should just kill yourself for being retarded.

It goes deeper than that. Sex is a big part of a relationship and it is agonizing fighting your primal desires every time I see my girl. I start to feel unfulfilled and resent her for ignoring my needs. I wonder if it is realistic to marry a girl I've never slept with, hoping that our personalities in the bedroom align.

I would think if I am expected to donate my money to the church, raise my kids religious and pray to God for every meal. Spend time going on fucking missions like she did, all while pretending that I am religious life her, effectively building a relationship on a lie

Listen, if you don't think deeply about it, you might think it would be great to have a girl like this. But I've done it and it is fucking hard man

Pastafarian/FSM

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been there, done that

she accepted you and most of the time after about year and a half they will trust you more and then you can do "that" stuff

get the fuck back with her, apologise make it fucking sincere.

if you care or felt happy with her, then you found somthing not many people find.

Dont do it for us do it for yourself

I've seen the guys that go to her church man, even her own father. They are not the kind of people that I want to be. They are fucking losers, their wives have them by the balls and they are slaves.

The only kind of man that waits til marriage is a beta fuck that worships his woman or some actual religious nut who actually believes the garbage they spout

I don't want to start having to date again, meet another family and learn another girl. I also don't want to keep on lying about my religion or keep from touching my damn gf for two years. I think it's too late to go back unless she tries first

then i wish you the best of luck

it'll get better.

Did it work out for you? How did you wait a year and a half?

Taoism
Origi

Reminder, Martin Luther is burning in hell

Don't you think you'd be happier without r9k?

this is surely here to enrage retarded people.

jack off

especially before seeing her, thats a key part

we dated two years she felt more comfortable around year and a half didnt want to lose virginity so

oral/anal

might've just gotten lucky