My conversation with my dad minutes ago

My conversation with my dad minutes ago

>user we spoke to your parents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in Taiwan) to live with them so they can make you normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're serving our overlords, if you're going to be in the habitation pod most of the time, you might as well try out living. You can go out with your parole officers to buy a gun once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know

Looks like my family can't take it anymore

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Sorry but what the fuck are you on about?

what do u mean? my family are throwing me out basically
fucked up srsly

>well it doesn't seem like you're serving our overlords, if you're going to be in the habitation pod most of the time, you might as well try out living.

>habitation pod

...what??

>being THIS new.
unbelievable

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?
i dont live in america
dont judge me by ur standards of whats normal

Nigga you live in space? Are the overlords from the 4th dimension or are they just from across the Galaxy or some shit?

How are you going to land on Earth, space pod or teleportation?

Translation: ching ling long, ching Wong ping tang yong hao zip zou noot va oo anime uwu

? why you being so racist?
also nice reddit spacing fag
keep trying to be edgy kid

comforting to see this in 2019

Nobody recognizes the Guangzhou (a city in China) guy anymore here.
I'm starting to get too old for this place.