/britfeel/

He'd do fuck all

SAD has definitely ended now

Unironically, how did the north meet go? I missed it.

Any reason, lod? Just for fun?

Is it supposed to be based on lumens or photoperiod?

It was just a bunch of discord mongs, nothing britfeel about it at all

Yasin, Zeus and the crew ditched Poleaboo, likely because they didn't want to be seen hanging around in public with a convicted sex offender (pretty understandable) and then Poleaboo went home and cried.

Some motorcycle club thing

Both, although photoperiod is more important. Vitamin D also has an effect although that doesn't get produced until late March so must be primarily serotonin/photoperiod based

>I'm a member of the conservative party

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Having a cup of maxwell house I bought in Poundland. It's horrid

I'm actaully a tory members

It's not like it's too late to start, just treat it as your last and start from now. I can't remember the last time I had maccies and I don't feel the need to, sure it tastes nice but unless you're an absolute pig you feel like shit after it (as you are now). I just don't give myself the chance to eat any rubbish by avoiding fast food places and not buying bad food in the first place so I'm forced to cook myself something decent, it works well desu.

I can't imagine meditation being anything other than a meme but I've never tried it.

Yasin is literally a paki

My thoughts on the matter? well alright, I think that despite looking like the stereotypical owner of a pakistani-owned corner shop, Yasin is exactly what Moni needs in her life, there's nothing better than a strong male to remind Moni of where she comes from, her heritage, to reignite the faith in Islam that she lost when she got touched inappropriately by the Rochdale imam all those years ago and was forced by her father to rape an innocent girl in the name of Allah. As it stands she's intimidated by the strong islamic figure in front of her because of these traumatic events in her past and can't reconcile it with the longing she feels for the culture that she rejected in favour of the fruitless endeavour of trying to be white. With a simple push and a little paki power I think that they would make a great pair, the pakistani bull Yasin would get to plow some boipucci - let's face it, with just a glance you can tell he doesn't have any prospects of the female kind - and Moni would finally be at peace with being a brown person and live unburdened by her paki nature.

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reminder that he's balding at 21. likely due to paki inbreeding.

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Got any E numbers in it

Is he really 21? Looks around 30

The face of a predator.

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Yasin is the ugliest fucker I've ever seen posted in britfeel

The tranny discord nonce nest at it again with their seething jealousy

The true redpill about yasin?

He absolutely HATES based poley for rejecting Islam

>He absolutely HATES poley
That is based

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if half the people in /britfeel/ are balding as well judging from where we are.
>tfw full hairline at 25
Feels good.

oh totally man. i'll be sure to get back on it straight away tomorrow, because it does make me feel like shit. a couple weeks back i was doing real good with my eating but i went way off the fucking rails. thanks for your positive encouragement, lad.

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Who neet here? Haven't worked since 2012.

i respect the fact yasim is loyal to his faith, no matter how silly said faith is

Poley is brave for rejecting Islam, it's risky enough in Rochdale but now also faces abuse from Islamist yasin

Post your hairline with timestamp
Post your face with timestamp
And you can also post your face with timestamp

Let's see how handsome you lads are in comparison to Yasin.

T. Zeus with yasin's semen literally dribbling down his leg

>tfw you grew up and realised you are in the reject bin

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Come on host loosen up on the salt

>yasin's parents couldn't even arrange him a marriage

How does paki semen taste, Zeus?

Compared to Poley's, who are parents to a transexual sex criminal.. I think I know who came off better in that regard.

>Pay a hooker for a BJ.
>She goes all the way.
>Extends her stay by like 90 fucking minutes just talking to me.
>Grabs me and kisses me when she leaves.
>Keeps texting me.
You know you're a Chad when the hooker falls in love with you and not vice versa.

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>Zeus tapping furiously and stickily on the keyboard as he vigorously defends his new Paki master, Yasim

this thread is even shittier than usual, and that's saying something.

not he but nice cope

You know there a Emotional Attachment Syndrome that hookers use on beta males? So that they go back and pay more

For me, it is Release the Spyce.

>mfw I jokingly said she was cheating on me by seeing other guys.
>She replies "Better punish me then ;)"
>"I'm not paying."
>"Didn't say you were."
AAAAAAAAAAAH

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Phwoar you're an angry little fuck up aren't you?

I want Zeus and Yasin to double team me

t. Yasincophant

>angry little man
Sounds like Zues.

>well user, it was a fun date but I still don't know why you told that barista I brought my own milk

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Nah I'm definitely little but I'm having a quality giggle watching britfeel shit it's pants cause a few people met up and had fun lool

been shit for the last few days, just goobers arguing over yasim and amir

Reckon my flatmates will tell if I use some of their milk?

so which one is you? does your mother know you like paki cock?

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for me, it's this fatty

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my bet is on the one second from the right

Friendship for sale or rent, you can bum him for fifty pence
No frontal lobe, no sense, and no shame, he ain't got noone else to blame.
Ah, but, two hours of sucking Yasin's cock
Buys him a Paki munchie box
Hes a man of means by no means, Zeus is king of the road.

Third car, behind the taxi rank, soup from the tramps food bank,
Dirty chavvy clothes and shoes,
Hes got them radio blues,
He eats old kebabs he has found, scraping them up off the ground
Hes a man of means by no means, Zeus is king of the road.

He knows every bin where he can scavenge tab ends
All the Paki taxi drivers, and all their bellends
And every public bog in Manchester town
Thats got a glory hole where he can kneel down

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Ah so these are the school children that yasin took to a pub and couldn't get served.. school children with beards ... and tattoo sleeves ... and one of them is over 6ft ...

right

the fat one on the right looks young

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Like they gloated about in the thread on Saturday "they all left :^)"

>Ah, but, two hours of sucking Yasin's cock

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You're right, his under developed facial features give it away.

It's not like you have to eat perfect really as long as you keep it in check, most people don't. Also I know which user you are, I think, you still enjoying this season? have my new webm.

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Fucking loved that show as a kid.
Liked it less when I realized I was the lezzy one covered in paint.

>still talking about the fucking meetup

I guess I'll come back tomorrow

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Be me
Smonk weed bro
Greentext gay
Convince myself if I smoke during day I won't get panic attack
Get panic attack
Maybe though. Possibly not. Yes?
Maybe

>Thinking moni will have stopped seething about it by then
give it a month

I thought are Zeus was bald?

You can always start talking about other things mate. Honestly don't know why anyone is taking sides in this meetup business though. Not a fan of either, simple as.

When it's Offie open time,
Out of his old room he'll climb.
Putting on his greasy shirt
to let Yasim push in his dirt!
He's always on the lash, holding a can!
Needs his azidothymidine, holding a can!
You cannot ignore,
Zeus, soon face down on the floor
Picks up fags up from the streets,
Hugging nonces that he meets.
If he feels he's in a jam
He'll suck you off for half a gram!.
He's always on the lash, holding a can!
Needs his azidothymidine, holding a can!
You cannot ignore,
Zeus, soon face down on the floor

>>still talking about the fucking meetup
we're not, just making fun of ugly cunts.

Weren't you supposed to be channeling all this anger and self-loathing into bettering yourself? Instead of shitting the bed over your internet buddy having a laugh with people that aren't too miserable and self-involved to get out and meet other people?

You have shit rhythm tranny nonce

> possibly stroke
> maybe? Yes
> I am
> maybe? Yes
> maybe? No
> FUGAZI

Buddha poet

I'm going for a mile run tonight once it gets dark

Will post results, if anyone wants to start doing the same tonight, we can compare stats

A picture of Zeus was taken at the meetup you retards. Look in the archive. He's the one wearing the norf FC shirt, he's not seen in the house.

This
Norf fc shirt
zeus

I bet I can walk quicker a mile than you can run it?

All the meetup lads love paki cock. Just look at the pictures, the fat paki is always in the middle.

Punished Zeus

Maybe

my lower legs still hurt but I need to put in some effort right now

Host absolutely seething because Zeus isn't wheeling him out to look at pigeons in Gloucester Park because he's busy shagging birds and making friends with based pakis

Does it make you so angry that they'd rather have a paki males dick over your paki tranny dick?

Remembering simpler times when I was an innocent young lad watching Basil Brush in the mornings before I became an alcoholic fuck-up.

Who here late bloomer?

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I can run a minute before throwing up and I'm not even fat, and my knees hurt so bad

BUSINESS IDEA

We charge any Paki to take a picture of Moni pulling a funny face and then let them post it to britfeel followed by a picture of the Paki taking it.

You'll have white meat on your cock in a matter of minutes. Guaranteed you'll get to bum Zeus at least once or your money back.

We set up the Discord room and you'll basically gain an instant clique that will worship you.

Any takers?

Stop talking about my Zeus getting butt fucked!

It's too late, You could call him 'Loosey Zeusy' now Yasim has had his way with him.

Lads
When you are depressed, you literally can not see it out of where you are
It's like you're schizophrenic because nothing outside of yourself is real
You don't realise everything you miss
Everything you don't consider
It's like you're stupid, blind, deaf and asleep and the world just happens around you but you're just that little bit of depressive inward delusion away
Fucked completely fucked
If you can read this we know you're there and we know you're this way
You can get out man, change your
environment, what's broken can't fix your ability to change yourself
Buy a keyboard, move out, learn and be happy
Learn sambo
No weed no diazepam
See this and get out

>unironically calling Amer 'Moni'
Back to the Discord, take that freak with you.

I'm zeus, I didn't stop at the house lad

>Aye boss, why you take picture?

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