Alpha dog stories

Post stories in or out of the gym where you positively dominated other men. I'll start

>hangin out in the park
>wigger hassles my friend for wearing an evening gown and heels
>buddy cracks him in the head with said stiletto heel
>wigger knocks him down and gets ballgown all dirty, ruins buddy's makeup
>wigger bikes off as I run up
>comes back with frens
>IDGAF PISSED OFF
>run up on him get in his face hold his bike down so he can't get away, call him a BITCH ASS MFER and shit
>stunned.avi
>b-but he's gay dude, why you back him up h-he's a faggot
>OH YEAH HES GAY? WHAT IF IM A FAGGOT TOO? HUNH HUNH?
>GET DOWN AND SUCK MY DICK RIGHT NOW YOU BITCH IF THINK IM GAY. SUCK IT
>I-I'm sorry man, I'm sorry can I go?
>plot twist none of us are gay

He could have thrown down at any point but he and his buddies were so taken aback by my full frontal chimpout they caved like children. Later on we thought it was pretty funny what I said.

But I dominated that day.

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gay ass nigga

I'm not gay, that's why it was funny

gay ass nigga

based & CDpilled

gay ass nigga fr

Congratulations nigga! You gay!

THANK u

nobody involved was gay. the dude in a dress was dating a stripper

That’s fucking gay

Have dated strippers in past. For some reason they always wanted me to wear their shit. Would never do so in public though.

Gay as fuck

Sounds like an alpha dog story alright....a super gay alpha dog story

But why was he in a gown?

>OP thought this was alpha
cringe

He liked cross dressing

The facts

you got a problem with that?

>do bjj for four years
>new guy comes in and says he did bjj for under a year a decade ago
>coach tells me to go easy on him cause it’s his first day
>slap hands and the fucker cuts through my lazy guard like butter and puts insane pressure on top side control
>starts covering my mouth with one of his hands and shoving his fist in my throat
>no real submission besides pain
>flip him on his back and drive my knee into his stomach for 3 minutes straight then finish with a nasty ezkiel choke.
>I proceed to go 100 percent submitting him multiple times until the round is over

No one who trained for under a year is that good that sneaky bastard

U a big gay homo Bro!

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suck my dick if you think I'm gay. prove you right.

>ezkiel choke

>2019
> thinks gichoke is alpha

why not just smother him in your fragrant butthole?

U giant gay pink unicorn butsex man make sexy big bob with old dirty homo homeless man! Eww haha that insane man!

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Nogi version ya fuck. You just cram your fist in their throat. I wanted to do to him what he was trying on me. The knee on belly was just to tire him out and make pain and the choke just hurts like a bitch the next day.

>walk into bathroom
>only stall taken
>guy is standing pissing
>fuck it
>"Yo some of us like to pee sitting, MOVE IT!"
>refuses to scram
>pop a full squat by the stall and unzip
>arch my piss up from the floor gap, over his shoulder and into the bowl without spilling a drop

Fucking fag.

Animal traits in animals are noble. Animal traits in men are regrettable.

>muh domination

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>beta male detected