Gf wants you to meet her sister

>gf wants you to meet her sister
>tfw she's a varbie
wat do?

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Flex on her
or initiate fight sequence

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fuck gf in the pusy

what the fuck is a varbie? where do you get these made-up words?

I believe it's a new term for a Stacy that works out. As least it's not another adopted niggerfication like "thot".

var+barbie
anavar or var is a drug popular with young Jow Forums girls
it makes them blow up like crazy really fast without side effects
webm related

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>a Stacy that works out
That's dangerous.

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>gf introduces you to her sister
>both end up wanting you to fuck her

Are you getting paid to do this? How do I get in on pharma shilling?

guys that want to fuck muscular women are secretly faggots

Wrong. Stop projecting your weaknesses gamma. Face it, your fitness overton window is so far left skinnyfat the only thing that attracts you is that which you think you can attract. AKA grossly dyed hair, ultra piercing, skinnyfat femaloid

Muscular women aren't men.

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absolutely disgusting. they're always chestlets due to low body fat and when they get implants they look even worse

tittymonsters4lyfe dont @ me

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I was in that thread when she posted and it made my penis the big penis
I want a varbie gf

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>Hit x23
>20+ Damage

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ask for arm wrestling competition
if you lose you gotta suck her clit

i lift three times a week nigger
and you tell me im projecting like an arrogant reddit faggot
fuck you and your homosexual tendencies

>tfw everyone is looking at you

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>struggle for a bit
>feel embarassed
>increase from 10 up to 20% of your natural male strength
>defeat her
Forgive me, sensei.

She was so hot before. WHY

Varbies bench like 70kg dude. Muscle is only a third of the strength equation.

Take the free upgrade. I'm not going to complain.

women larping as men are so fcking hot

>tfw no buff qt tomboy gf

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upgrade

ORIGINAL BABY

I want to meet my wife this way

>she played with him

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My boner wouldn't go down

But wouldn't it just be the worst thing if your cute, tiny gf outgrew you?
Guys? Wouldn't that just be the worst?

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>tfw she's getting too big for her clothes

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wtf i love soulless women who take TRT and are plastic surgery junkies now!?