/fat/ - FAT PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED AND SHOULD ALL DIE edition

FATASS FUCKING RETARDS

>Who is /fat/ for?
For overweight retards who want to fuck their health over by eating over 5000 calories a day.

>This is not QTDDTOT. ask questions about fat loss, but use that thread for general questions. Fat people are retarded.

>Read the Jow Forums sticky (you should have already, but it covers all the basics of diet and exercise)
liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (needs waist/neck measurements)

>Calculate your BMI
nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
sailrabbit.com/bmr/ (complex)
fitnessfrog.com/calculators/tdee-calculator.html (simple)

>Plan your weight loss week by week
losertown.org/eats/cal.php

>Track your fatness and macros with MyFitnessPal or Cronometer. Works best on smartphones
myfitnesspal.com (better for packaged food)
cronometer.com (better for generic foods/micronutrients)

DO
>be a fat fucking retard
>calculate your TDEE at sedentary. It will save you a whole meal's worth of fatness.
>buy scales, be autistically accurate in your measurements
>learn how to cook and start cooking your own healthy meals. lean protein and green vegetables
>develop sustainable healthy lifestyle habits
>eat a lot of protein (1g/lb of goal body weight)
>cardio. learn to love walking
>start lifting weights! fatties have the advantage that they can build muscle while cutting, especially as complete beginners!
>post your height/weight/screenshot of MFP/Cronometer food log when asking for advice

DON'T
>eat refined sugars, they're terrible for you regardless of calorie count
>eat processed foods, or at least try to avoid if possible
>drink your calories. alcohol, soda, hot chocolate, fancy starbucks shit. forget it
>be a retard

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Been doing OMAD for a week. I'm so hungry brehs ;_;

Imagine being fat

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how fast is "the fast" bros? at least to know is working

The thinner I get, the more I prefer being clean shaven over having a beard.

Funny, that.

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Yep, once I hit 170 I'm going back to only the 'stache.
Can't wait for 160.

How you doing?
Anything you would like to tell me?

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seething

Same

Seething at what? Your daily 7000 calories?
Stay fat

I actually have nothing to confess.

Missed a number there pal

Fat people do have worse eyesight though ;^)

I'm staying with family friends for uni because unibux takes months to process and they cook dinners, keep trying to get me to get seconds, have tons of food in the pantry, offer my icecream and shit constantly, and have social drinks 4 times a week

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Proud of you user
Next time you get the urge to do something that will make you have something to confess, just remember the judgement of NOW

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>eat maybe 500 calories all day
>binge on (albeit healthy) food all night

Happen to anyone else? It's like a switch flips after 10 pm and I just get ravenous

ACTUAL NEW THREAD, DISREGARD SHITPOSTER THREADS

He made his thread first and actually included a previous thread link retard.
This is the actual new thread

I'm sorry calling you a retard was a bit harsh and looking back i regret using that language.

I didn't eat for almost two days and a half (only water or orange juice without sugar only the one of the orange obviously) for a colon x-ray so nah I'm gud, padre Now

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Fatties

obesity

>losertown.org/eats/cal.php
65kg? for 190 cm? lanklet much. at 125kg i got 28% bf. How would this be possible.

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Its just accounting for skelles, have in mind that lower than 65kg would start being dangerously thin, so its the lower end of what you can be while still being healthy. You should aim for like 80

Stop being a fat ass and stop eating then

MY STUPID SHITTY BODY NEEDS FOOD AND MY STUPID SHIITY MIND IS WEAK

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Based

STOP ACTUALLY USING THESE TROLL THREADS AS /FAT/

No and nope pilled

>
Why are u having a colon x-ray?

based and obesitypilled

bump for the real /fat/fuck thread

I’m gay and fat

>5'11 and 450 lbs but
>34 female
>on corticosteroids
>on anti-psychotic
>came off a vlcd that i maintained for 6 years in the late 2000's
>gained all the weight back

I dun fucked everything up and serve as a grim warning to all you other fat lards.

hahahaha fatness

lol obesity

I used to do this. Man, I used to be such a fucking shit. Here's an example of a binge.
300g oven fries
250g meatballs
big glob of mayo
big glob of ketchup
Down that shit while watching YouTube. Thank fuck I stopped that shit, but I do miss the flavors some times.

>four hundred fifty fucking lbs
>1600 kcals a day
>i can't lose wait
Someone can't count

>people

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>drinking orange juice
might as well have a candy bar

Based and fatpilled

THIS IS NOT /FAT/ PEOPLE STOP POSTING

Stay fucking angry you autist

The hunger goes away after after 2-2,5 weeks, give it time

I ate 5 oranges yesterday :(

bpp

It's such a shame how beards have changed from something gruff and stoic to a coping mechanism for fatties to hide their second through fifth chin

Finished a two day fast and refed on taco bell (not the best choice i know but I was out with friends), going to do another fast until thursday afternoon when I go out with friends again. It's getting easier every time, padre.

Don't pray for an easier diet user, pray to be a stronger man

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I skipped running a 5k yesterday because I was sore from Monday. I lifted instead. Might try to run today over lunch but we're in a high maintenance uniform and I don't want to take it off, run, shower and put it back on just to go home an hour later.

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I literally cannot stop drinking soda.

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Stop buying it then.

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Switch to flavored Seltzer water bro

Fatty