What exercises does a 31 year old man who missed out on teenage love need to do in order to bang 18-22 year old girls...

Dunno about burgerstan but 16 is the age on consent here. Aside from which, paedophile refers to individuals ages 8-12. 14-18 is ephebeophile or something.

Have money, be in shape, and hang out in places where young girls hang out

I know where those places are but you can do that part yourself

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what the fuck was this guy thinking?

Stats? Do u still have all your hair?

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embarrassing

it was GREAT and have zero regrets. I date a 22 year old currently and honestly she is less mature. The teen girl was valedictorian of the school and was more mature than her 21 year old sister.

do crossfit. one because it's a talking point they'll relate to. Two because those giant tire flips are great practice for flipping them out of your bed and throwing them out your house because talking to college kids after you're past 25 is agony.

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If you're an old dude who wants young girls, you either gotta just buy a whore or be an absolute alpha in all aspects. You gotta look like you've got your shit together (collared shirts and nice pants go a long way), and you gotta be in charge of the room every time you speak-without being angry or aggressive. People will always think you're kind of a creep, but they'll forgive you as long as you're not a fat, balding slob. In any case, you're never gonna have a healthy long term relationship with a girl ten years younger than you.

the only good thing about dating a younger girl is if you can mary her

Stats are average 1/2/3/4 range.

Have all my hair and can grow an afro when I blow dry my hair since I have somewhat curly hair but lots of body to it. I'm white with black hair. My hairline has budged since I was 24. I'm 6'2".

Key is not being fat and have a good face. But still get carded every now and then. Some people just look older than they are. Some people look younger.

holy shit I forgot all about this

She was marriage material for sure. She did nothing but study and better herself throughout highschool. Never did a single drug or had a sip of alcohol or fucked off for a second. Shes currently pursuing a bachelor degree in physics and will graduate next year. Just didnt work out.

Your presentation and "market choice" is more important than your fitness. I'm 32, and the girl I was banging when I was 31 was 22. Before her, the last girl was 23. While 31, I got offers from a thicc 19yo who is now 20 and still wants it. The point is just to find girls who like older guys and let your confidence do your work for you. Guys in their early 20s often lack confidence and experience; think back to how you were at that age. If you are confident and dominant, you should perform well in a market of subby early 20s girls who think their male peers are pussies.

Where do you live? Im going to beat the shit out of you

If you're good looking enough for it you can. Will probably need to find a hobby where you'll be able to meet girls that age though

>literally being this much of a self righteous "morally correct" white knight
yikes

all women are vapid

Shut up fag

Um well I'm 31 and I smashed a 19 year old co-worker 2 weeks ago, but I work in retail where there are a bunch of younger people, which IMO, is the key. Not that I'm a bum, but I've actually been working there 1 day a week for the past 10 years just for an opportunity to meet people and stay social, since my real job is doing commission work for software programming, which is just me behind the computer at home, alone.

Just have abs and nice arms. Mostly nice arms. Oh, and hair. That's a real must. Also don't act serious around young girls, they want someone fun and playful. I literally call girls at work degenerate and they find it hilarious (though I say it in a non serious way, even though I actually secretly am serious. These girls are real fucking degenerates). Also don't say your age until you sleep with them. And move quick, they lose interest REALLY fucking fast. Literally don't talk about ANYTHING serious to them until you've slept with them.

I'm 21 and about to be a 5th year in college. I literally only bang Freshmen because I find them the hottest and they certainly find me attractive. Only thing is they're emotionally retarded half the time or just generally stupid. But then again most girls in college are pretty crazy I've gathered. My body count is up to 17 but it's been a bumpy road.

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Oh yeah and all these young hoes have ADHD like the 31yo who posted above me stated. Kind of a bummer

"ADHD" isnt even a condition with the incoming generations, its standard. Its the by-product of being raised from day one on a phone.

I was banging an 18 year old as a 27 year old. 18 year olds are fun because you can dominate them in the bedroom and basically make them do whatever you want. She was licking my butthole and my gooch under my balls, all sorts of degenerate shit.

Yeah I have pretty much ditched the idea of getting into a real relationship with a girl who's younger than 21. They're just too stupid, crazy, and again, stupid. I listen them ramble on about their life and the decisions they make are just so mind bogglingly stupid that I couldn't imagine ever being in a serious relationship with them.

But they've got amazing bodies and are fun, so thats pretty much the only reason to get with them. If you're older and trying to experience that "young love", don't bother, you'll only be disappointed. Young love is only good when you're young and stupid as well and completely unaware that she's pretty much retarded.

Not that older girls aren't retarded too. but atleast you can have semi serious conversations about things that you actually care about.

Yeah I'm 21 myself but am smarter than the average bear so dating is frustrating. All I do is read Buddhist literature, philosophy, and watch documentaries when I'm not playing vidja or hanging with the bros. These young girls have nothing to talk about and dating is really just simple manipulation and careful move making. It's very lonely

fuark I’ll only be second year at 22
does not feel good

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