Tfw full blown slav male

>tfw you're a Eastern euro slav
21 and still have a full head of hair.
Dad bald.

Is it over for me?

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Gonna wake up as Lenin tomorrow

Try being a bouncer, and having receding hairline so you need buzz cut to make it look decent. Older women always think i look like some "Croatian mafia" and are scared of me.

It's not compliment.

Are you gonna go murder your roastie roommate who won't fuck you like the other slavshit who liked anime

I want to wake up as Stalin

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I have no roommates.

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OP is a faggot

Russian Slavs, South Slavs and West Slavs all look so different. They should be 3 separate things.

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I'm pretty much the same at this point, given up on many things.

Must be good looking, i look average.

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>older women think im from mafia
lol okay pal

>Russian Slavs, South Slavs
>look so different.

No they don't, go back to an American thread.

Was he even white?

He looks like a muzzy mixed with an Asian

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Almost all germanic people i know have extremely thin hair

>slavs
>white

uhhhh

Uhhh what?
Georgian, so you're pretty accurate

the thing about nordics is that they so frequently lose their hair. just lmao

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I have it and been balding, still only age 22. I just cut it short it like the guy in the picture.
I'm Polish.

Yeah, that was just a meme.

>slavic hairline
I think the bigger problem is looking like a fucking potato.

>I think the bigger problem is looking like a fucking potato.

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Georgians aren't slavs, but they're from Caucasus Mountains, so they're more white than you.

High body fat

Seems about right. It's normal, slavs are the greatest warrior race. So they have high test and lose their hair.

Yeah I got a pretty heavy widow's peak that otherwise doesn't affect thickness. Always had it that way.
But unlike your typical slav, my face is also super fucking rectangular, so I just look perpetually stuck in the early stages of balding.

Interesting fact, young Hitler and young Stalin lived in the same neighborhood in Vienna at one point.

>Macedonian Slav
>Literally either one side of family is either PURE Macedonian, or other side is PURE Serbian
>Losing side of hair at 26
>face is circular

That can be blamed on the cultural high carb diet.

Actual young Stalin (not the photoshopped version with his scars removed)

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I have the EXACT same hairline as the slav guy and I shave my head to the same length as in the picture.
Just my opinion, but the "Germanic" guy looks like a bit of a faggot.
>i look like a full blown criminal out of jail with one... so i stopped.
I've been told indirectly (people telling my family/friends and they then tell me) that I look like a prisoner or intimidating. Or that I look Polish, lol. That's a good thing. Because people will respect you and be pleasantly surprised when you turn out to be a nice person. But they will still continue to give you respect without you having to do anything.

Macedonians are not slavs you are all brown

I'm a Latvian skeleton that doesn't eat.
So I look like a young cock sucker.

>user what high-school do you go to?
Im in college.

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Fuck off Albanian.

Nope. post face so i can laugh at your monkey face

>Latvian
Are latvian even slavs? I thought you people were balts.
All I know about Latvia and Lithuania is that you're the land of tinned sardines.

We speak Russian.
So might as well be a slav.

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You guys are Slavs only if you have mixed with them

I'm pixed with polaks and Ukrainians

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Okay then :)
Ukrainians are turks tho.

Ficking turks.

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He looks way more alpha than the other Stalin

Call of duty villain lmao

Just get a resting Slav murder face. It will scare the girls until you crack a smile.

Georgians aren't Slavs, you illiterate mong.

My resting face makes girls blush.
My resting face makes guys bi guys horny.

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Yes they aren't. Where did I say that he is a Slav?

>I think the bigger problem is looking like a fucking potato.
this

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no they are not you faggot
t. turk chilling in this balkan thread about hairlines, mine is receding too if you are wondering also sorry for pillaging and plundering your lands for years bros hope you guys make it to the buff slav status soon enough

Fuck you I'm from an eastern yurop country too so what? Who cares about what you look like unless you are literally gholum and even then, what you gonna do about it lol

kek

Means Turkic, not Turkish.
If you still disagree, you're a faggot.

Just enjoy the look, and play along with it. But dont try to prove to anyone anything this where you gonna get yourself fucked.

I'm 80% northern euro ancestry and my hair is naturally wavy just like the guy in the pic. He clearly doesn't have anything in his hair, it's just how real white people look like

Cossacks MAY be Turkic, but never heard it about Ukrainians in general. I thought Ukrainians descended from the Kievan Rus.

>says turk, which refers to turkish people from turkey
>"no i meant turkic"
just no you fucking idiot they are neither of those things

Stalin is Georgian, literally Caucasian.

there's a reason why every army keeps their army short and firm

to not look like fags

Fun fact: the guy on the right could beat up the guy on the left

>inb4 someone pulls up le nazi soldier pics

>nordcucks
>real white people
White niggers perhaps. Real whites were the Romans.

Men of Europe need to unite if we want to not go extinct
No more brother wars

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my last name literally translates to bald in Hungarian, already at a norwood 2 at 18

>tfw slav
>tfw majestic widow's peak at 20

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Shorten turkic to four letters, what do you get? It's not an official abbreviation or some shit.
And next time reply to the correct post, cross-eyed inbred.

You are right, initially they do. But the mongol invasion fucked up the gene pool really badly, so imo you are more accurate calling them turkic instead of slavs at this point. Since there was a really small amount of pure blood left at the end of XIII, making Slavs rather rare among contemporary Ukrainians.

Worse
Cursed with the Italian hairline and the thining after 30 that accompanies it

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Russians in Latvia speak Russian (40% of the population).

>be Eastern European
>live in Scandinavia
>everyone else getting receding hairlines except me

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>thinking italian hair isn't aesthetic

the worst thing about italian hair is that there's a good chance you're going to go bald

Grow a pair. Girls love masculine looking men. They are more intimidated and less likely to approach you but it just makes them like you more.

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guy on right is higher Test and Im not even refering to his hairline.

>slav hairline

dude.. you're just going bald, face it

mfw you guys talking about "Germanic hairline"

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Unironically, why are slavs so high test?

>tfw have exactly opposite problem to baldies
My hair is insanely thick, knotty and wavy, it's painful to wash it because I can't run my fingers through even when it's wet and no comb or brush will run through it. I can't have it short because I have multiple cowlicks and two crowns so it looks messy and stands up in random places, so right now I have it long and since I can't wash or comb it it's greasy and messy rockstar style. Girls seem to love it at least though

"slav" s a linguistic term you nigger. We're a conglomerat of different phenotypes and subraces. Polaks have more in common with germans than with outhern slavs for example. Ironically your left example is a Nordid, which where much more common there than in germany before the war and the nazi and bolshewik genocid of the last aryans.

The guy on the right is most likely borreby, which aren't really slavic, but undeniable unattractive. He still could cut and let his hair grow out and look based.

>The Slav in your pic unironically looks more alpha

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because they're poor

Based, commies BTFO

I’m 100 percent Slav and not one person in my family is bald. Slavs just rock buzz cuts more than other people so they don’t hide their hairline.

i would rather be ugly than a cuck.

This.
Buzzcut is their signature cut.

Stereotypes and memes.

>23 years old
>blonde hair, blue eyes
>exact same haircut and hairline as OP pic
>people always say I look polish

Both parents are as English as they come but I don't resemble germanic people at all. I look more slavic than anything else. It's weird. I've even had polish people try and talk polish to me assuming im fuckin polish lmao.

Balding slav here, I'm just considering getting an eastern European undercut. See pic related. Just going to do a cut first because I'm a little round faced from bulking and it would look much better if I'm lean

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Because every shower is a cold shower.

>30 yo russian
>long thic hair
>strong jaw
>chin is rather small but square
>auburn hair
>big fucking pewdiepie-like nose
>186cm
Sometimes I think maybe I'm not really a slav.

be straight up honest brehs, can i make it with slavic women if I have that Mediterranean dark hair/tan skin look? im above average in looks but my social skills really need work (currently working on it)

if i impregnate a qt slav girl are my kids going to have a shitty hairline ;_;

this picture is dishonest though since the germanic guy without a beard clearly has soi genetics