>tfw no matter how much you lift, you'll still never be able to outlift a bear
why even lift lads
Tfw no matter how much you lift, you'll still never be able to outlift a bear
Isaiah Morris
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Sebastian Powell
also how much would a bear be able to dl?
Grayson Sanders
Last I checked, there's no records for bear bicep curls
Bears BTFO and confirmed as DYEL
Joshua Jenkins
Bears actually cant reach their chest, it's their weak spot
Juan Anderson
Jesus christ look at the size of those claws.
Joseph Howard
No wonder they attack humans in the wild
Jelly of sick 'ceps
Gabriel Lopez
All I need tondo to beat a bear is get inside its reach lmao what pussies
Ryan Watson
Them fucking digits
Easton Baker
Less than what a bear could lift
Levi Morales
When will science be advanced enough so we’ll be able to inhect ourselves with fucking Kodiak genetics and become half human half bear man pulling thousands of pounds in the gym while still being able to bro out with actual bears and bang girls with our humongous bear cocks ?
>tfw no bear bro to go the local stream with to hunt fresh salmon
Why is it so hard to make it fuck
Samuel Gray
that guy looks like a fat jeffrey dean morgan
Carter Allen
You can still stab a bear in the face if you want though.
Leo Thomas
You can stab anything in the face
David Davis
what about a jellyfish
Lucas Wright
I love jellyfish
But yes
Brandon Diaz
bears have microdicks dude, plus we'd probably get some lite form of hibernation going on. I really think bears are strong just because of how fucking huge they are means that anything they'll do will impart a shitload of force, I bet if you could have a bear do deadlifts it would be pretty disappointing.
Wyatt Morris
>get inside reach
>bear just decides to fall on you before getting up and resuming the mauling
Josiah Jones
>bang girls with our humongous bear cocks ?
you mean bang bear girls with our human cocks, right?
Wyatt Ross
Literally nothing. Their hands aren't made to grip a bar. They don't have fingers
Blake Nelson
probably the best way to test the strength of non gripping animals as they compare with humans is through sled pulls. perhaps a system as used in tractor pulling (where the weight moves along the sled to increase its effective weight as the puller moves forward) would be appropriate so you would minimize the amount of testing needed.
James James
Bullshit how much he bench?
Jackson Foster
Luke Jackson
eddie hall weighted 186kg when he pulled the 500kg
largest kodiak bear ever recorded was 751kg, using the same rate it could dl +2000kg. However animals dont have the same 'kind' of muscles, so its a really bad measure
Dylan Perry
cringe and bluepilled
Jonathan Roberts
I see two bears in that vid, which one are you talking about?