One word. Incredible

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Ladies and gentlemen, we found him.

How do I find a classy 8/10 gf ?

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False. Take roids like Christian Bale and you'll look great.

Be a mass monster and you'll look like shit

1. Bodybuilders are usually poor or have poor roots
2. Bodybuilders are so often in gym clothes they hardly bother to invest in normal wear
3. Bodybuilders derive such importance in looking swole they'll arrive at something funky
4. Their proportions are so weird that unless it's custom it's going to look shitty

Exactly.

>Oh cool I spent months/years pumping iron and using roids and now I'm a muscle bound freak beast
>I guess I better by the absolute fucking tightest clothes I can because otherwise people might not realise I'm absolutely fucking jacked

He could just wear well fitted clothing and look like a really 'big' guy without walking round with his panties wedged up his ass and his shirt sleeves so tight he has numb fingers all day.

Bruh

He finally made it...

this guy at my gym who is just flabby posted loads of pics with this guy and some other fitness youtubers recently and i swear these pictures make them deceptively big

this flabby fat guy was bigger than them

Be a classy 8/10 male

Hang out at churches. These days, most christian girls are good looking.

they use angles, lighting, pump and photoshop to look larger than they actually are

in reality, this guy said on his youtube channel that he is taking ~1.5 grams of gear per week, including a lot of tren, to be shredded at 200 lbs

aka wrecking his long term health to look good...but he does look pretty good, at least until his kidneys blow out

Because they're almost all insecure betas at heart

Whats incredible bro

Just start working out mkay

This dude isnt even that big compared to even regulars from my shitty commercial gym.

he must be a britbong. britfags think high hair = stylish

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fucking lol

just stfu alright

he is a very competitive bodybuilder who earns a living off of his physique

I am not impressed with him because of the amt of drugs it takes and the health problems he'll have in a few years

but acting like he isn't physically exceptional is retarded. if average people at your gym looked this good, then this guy wouldn't have 250k views on every one of his youtube videos.

What would you call a stylish haircut?

he is lmfao

Which one?

authgram.com/p/Bw_yEfdHXuE

brandon dipshit and authgram.com/fitbrittshaheen thot shaheen

itt: massive amounts of cope

Cause it is you dumb fuck.

mirin that sleeve to bicep ratio

Kek

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Seriously, I despise roiders but people in this thread got their panties in a twist.

Yeah that's coz we're all fucking manlets and these haircuts make you like 3 inches taller.

Lmao, that Johnny Bravo hair cut.

Is this like an important guy or something? Are we supposed to know who it is?

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literally just some suitpants and oxfords and a t-shirt. He looks like shit because of his proportions.

This ain't the 60s

Photoshop

>enough gear to give a horse a bad liver
>still gives off an aura of betaness and insecurity

just lmao @ any of you nerds who think gear will make you an 'alpha male'

Those glasses are pretty everything else is definitely enviable

So true, go on campus at any private christian college literally everybody is 7/10+

He did pull a nice bird tho innit

This is possible in 3rd world countries, just not in civilized ones

Why do English faggots online always talk like those roadmen nigger types?

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lmao

depressingly based trips of unfortunate anglo truth

Very impressive. Nice. Now let's seen Paul Allen's gains

> suitpants
> t-shirt

All that work to get one petite babe, not living the Mormon life

>tfw haircut prices go up
>too salty to dish out 12 of her majesty's photos for some turk to cut my hair
>get gf to cut my hair, 3 on sides with 8 on top
Don't even give a shit by this point, in a long term relationship and don't give a fuck about looking good. My hair makes me look like some commieblock slav gopnik.

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Why did this absolutely faggy haircut become so popular all of a sudden?

german soldiers used the hair almost like this about 70 years ago though

and they got btfo

I used to get high fades until I realized that those are for lower class of people.

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Not him, but this is a stylish haircut.

Aesthetically pleasing and natural looking, easy to manage, masculine without looking gay, not some retarded shit like shaved sides and then 6 inches of hair sticking up on top like a cartoon character

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Except it was about a third of that length on the top, huge difference

I get a high fade because it exposes my white skull. I’m an italian so having your white skull exposed is a pretty big deal for me, its the perfect illusion

that is absolutely not easy to maintain are you insane

must require so much product, and the perfect humidity. not to mention looks like shit without a model jawline

I associate this haircut with Arabs and Indians

... so yeah, britbongs

You could say that it requires certain hair genes that not everyone could do, but it's an example of a type of good looking haircut that isn't
>shave the sides
>slick the top
I think more guys look ridiculous like that than with a more traditional, less attention-seeking haircut.

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even the glasses can't save him from looking borderline retarded desu

Kek

That pic is good and easy, the first pic was great but also done up by TV hair professionals and not reasonable for the average person

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>implying
Church girls are almost exclusively fat and crazy

Holy chad

The amounts of cope and delusion in this thread is killing me. Jealous fags gonna jeal.

Black t-shirt, charcoal grey slacks, leather dress belt, and black patent leather shoes.

This is the antithesis of what a clown would wear.

You sound like you wear white New Balance sneakers, Walmart caliber Levis jeans, a white Budweiser t-shirt, and a ratty baseball cap.

zoomer tryhard vs laidback chad

little zoom zoom made it

> t shirt
> pleated slacks (lol wtf)
> square-ish toed dress shoes
> brown watch band
> black belt
> silver belt buckle
> possibly gold watch face?
> pseudo-intellectual glasses

I can't think of anywhere this would be appropriate to wear. Nothing about dude's outfit makes sense.

dude is ugly as shit and is the definition of a punchable faggot

i think he is trying to cosplay as johnny bravo

zoomer roided up lmao

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All the copers in this thread LMFAO

Yes

Didn't this guy just win a classic show in Euro?
Nice classy girl btw no hetero.

post body

lmao destroyed

there is such a thing as too much, you know

This guy fucks.

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holy shit

maybe if you live in flyover America

Only muds go to church on the coasts, and generally not the hot ones.

I doubt it with his shriveled balls and fucked up brain hormones

LOL get real kid, he dresses like a grown man and his style is actually quite good

Only young, immature adults call others "kids". Nice try though.

Based

kek
Underrated comment.

nah I call people whom I blatantly disrespect "kid", kid

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Grown men have shirts that fit

fuck that's like exactly what i wear most days except i wear nice jeans because comfy

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