>be me
>be very white/pale
>3 day old corpse pale, tall/lanky, and skinnyfat, but clean haircut
>go to navy recruiters office
>a bunch of different recruiters keep asking if something's wrong with me
>you on drugs?
>no aids?
>you're not running from anyone are you?
>anything wrong with you?
>answer to the one that asked: "no"
>he looks at the recruiter who I did the paperwork with
>what's wrong with him
were they roasting me and actually curious if I had something wrong with me because I'm super white, or do they do this with everyone? Also, is pale or tan more aesthetic?
Be me
Easton Robinson
Jeremiah Thomas
>skinnyfat nosun lanklet
>navy
checks out
considering the fact that all recruiters want to do is recruit people due to their quotas, and being a dick tends to hamper that, they were actually concerned.
Christopher Cruz
Damn. I'm never gonna make it
Samuel Adams
you didn't fall for the nuke meme, did you?
Easton Green
Tan is more aesthetic obviously. Pic related.
David James
They're concerned about your ghastly ass. Go take some vitamin D, beta carotene and cock daily by mouth. Start eating an extra meal a day too. No, this extra meal doesn't mean you can skip out on another meal.
Hudson Turner
His skin looks like shit
Needs to moisturise and actually put on sunscreen
Christopher Cooper
Tan is aesthetic but thats already shitskin tier
Cooper Stewart
That's not the same person. I thought it was at first, but then noticed her caruncles turn down and his turn up. Glad we got that settled. Whew. Almost had a bad day.
Landon White
5 foot jawless muslim on test, real aesthetic lol
Jaxon Clark
Your problem is living in amuttica, in a land of non-whites a normal white person stands out, I'm Irish pale as the snow and blend in everywhere.
Jayden Hughes
If you're giving away money, can you give it to people who deserve it please.
Charles Martin
Ugly pajeet plz go
Parker Gutierrez
hes not tanned
thats racist
Cameron Perry
WTF is that trap on the left?!
Joshua Allen
No no. Fuck that. The day I HAVE to pay for porn is the day I quit. As for people who "deserve" money, people who deserve money generally work for it and have more than me.
Aiden Ward
Except tans are considered attractive universally and you're just a pasty skinned copeboi
Henry Parker
Not in asia. Skin whitening products are incredibly common.
James Powell
Yeah if you cant deal with them saying thing to you now before youve even started than you stand no chance of making it through
Toughen up bitch boy
Eli Adams
Navy recruiters are all dickboys OP
they will literally lie to you because they get paid more if they get more enlisters
I know this from experience
Robert Moore
And sun umbrellas, sun gloves etc. Saw the palest Hime-sama yesterday rocking the sun parasol
Charles Anderson
>roiding for this
Matthew Thompson
OMG.
Christian Gomez
Yeah she is unironically the cutest guy out there
Elijah Smith
Its because you've got no fucking muscle man. Jesus