let's hate some fatsos
/fph/ chunky wunky wobble slob fatty boom batty blubbernaut edition
Nicholas White
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Grayson Peterson
Samuel Ramirez
How does fat do this??? Shouldn't it accumulate more evenly around the body
Leo Moore
fuck knows m8, more to the point how does she wipe/clean her front bottom?
Thomas Richardson
Nope. Genetics play a big factor. Some store it around their legs, some around their bellies, not all are evenly distributed.
Connor Gonzalez
Landon Walker
>Thingken about donuts
Juan Rivera
Ah I see, rip the skin on her lower belly then ouch
Hudson Powell
Lucas Ross
Nolan Phillips
Eli Myers
Aaron White
MOAR FATTYS
Grayson Walker
It is better to be fat than thin when you become a grandpa.
Zachary Brooks
here we see the orangutan. such majestic creatures.
Landon Edwards
god I hate the sentiment, if you go around telling everybody you're healthy and beautiful even when you're not then you're making it our business
Cameron Turner
>Has Miss Piggy tattoo
Really has me thonk
Nathaniel Davis
Agreed! Why the fuck are you trying to sell me information about it
Josiah Gutierrez
sometimes i hate this fucking country
Daniel Lopez
she is returning to her natural habitat, shadow over innsmouth style.
Christian Scott
Gabriel Thomas
The filename got me
Brody Butler
hey mate I know no man is above ridicule but you can't just post a picture of a god here
Jackson Evans
It's not fat it's his intestines. Untreated stomach wall ruptures can make your internal organs pop out of it
Benjamin Thomas
Fake af. Why would a tyre make sparks?
Jackson Lewis
orly
Mason Jenkins
THEY BETRAYED US
Ian Cooper
let's encourage people to become massive balloons instead. buy and eat more sugary crap, folks. it's the best way to fight the system.
Christopher Richardson
>be at work
>coworker: holy shit user look! that dude is bigger than ronnie coleman
>turn around and see this huge fatfuck 500lb hamplanet
>coworker and I look at each other and burst out laughing
Jackson Harris
I work at a certain canadian pastry place in a park. most customers are the teenagers that use the skatepark/ice loop that the kiosk is basically located on so most people aren't fat but seeing that it's downtown we get a lot of hard cases which equals fat entitled bitches. so often do I get hamplanets that can barely speak proper english actually try to haggle with me. fuck me I'm just some expendable worker in a company of thousands I can't just give your glorified pancakes to you for free.
anyway im writing this because just yesterday this woman who must've been 400lbs and her equally fat son came by and ordered an oreo beavertail, I repeated their order as always and of course she confirmed it. so I made their shit and came back with it when she had a tantrum that they actually ordered the banana one. I made them a banana but I knew the scam she was trying to pull and didn't give her the oreo AND the banana for free like she demanded, of course she didn't take this very well and refused to pay. before she left empty-handed she threatened to call my manager so i told her to do so. haven't heard anything but my manager is a real ride or die so I don't expect the whale's complaint to amount to anything.
Aiden Hughes
are there any videos or sites where fat people get legally beaten up?
Be it MMA, street fights, etc.
Austin Taylor
here's one for you mate
youtu.be
Jordan Price
lol rascal tipping
Thomas Hughes
.... i'm gonna come get a beaver tail from you desu
i look like a normie, i'll give you the signal
Logan Baker
>all clothes same color
>hilarious body
this is a doctor seuss character
Grayson Miller
...
Lucas Cook
->#
Grayson White
>The Weight Loss Collection
In all fairness this is exactly what these HAES lardasses are complaining about when they talk shit about the “diet industry”. Not that that’s some kind of excuse for being fat but those snake oil and diarrhea pills are obviously a scam, unless when you open the bottle there aren’t any pills, just a note inside that says “EAT LESS YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT”
Maybe I should start selling that. Bill it as “the miracle weight loss method.” 100% Guaranteed to lose significant weight if you stick to the treatment.
John Williams
Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: first, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is. All you have to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: my fee? You can keep it. All I want in return for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurtess. A female, a doe only. How and when is my business. Now if you don't like either of those conditions, you're on your own. So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a SJW nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, OK
Luke Wright
Jack Jones
Deep pull user
Jacob Parker
Somewhere some nigger is hitting that and he should be ashamed
Jack Martinez
Feeling fit buddy.
Oliver Foster
Tyler Lopez
Jesus Christ
Jason James
fuck this shit, i'm outta here
Gavin Wood
not to derail the thread but I've been wondering this for a long time and /fph/ is actually pretty level-headed: how did we get to the point where killing babies isn't just seen as normal but is actually celebrated? I'm not some le epic libtard pwner or some other cringy teenage shit like that but it genuinely feels like I'm taking crazy pills whenever abortion is brought up. with every other real position on earth i can at least see where people are coming from but how is abortion anything other than baby murder? how is it a part of a woman's body and not some parasitic, separate thing that they chose to have? how is it her right to expunge such a thing when it's a human undergoing development, especially when, again, they chose to have sex knowing that this could happen? and how come you never hear any reason why it's okay to kill a healthy non-rape baby beyond the make-up "fact" that it's a woman's right? how do so many people fall for it, and why is it the default position, up until I started getting a mind of my own in my early 20s I just thought abortion=good without ever actually thinking about it. it completely boggles my mind, lads.
Justin Barnes
>In all fairness this is exactly what these HAES lardasses are complaining about when they talk shit about the “diet industry”. Not that that’s some kind of excuse for being fat but those snake oil and diarrhea pills are obviously a scam, unless when you open the bottle there aren’t any pills, just a note inside that says “EAT LESS YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT”
I agree but they made no noise about that. It was all about fat people not being "beach body ready".
Let's face it, nobody wants to see a fatty anywhere, let alone in swimwear.
I'm fat but at least I'm honest and self-aware and trying to sort my shit out. Until I do I ain't popping out my man-titties and making everyone else feel ill.
Grayson Hernandez
Isaac Wright
Is your test high enough?
Henry Clark
Dylan Moore
Jose Miller
I'm getting very annoyed with all the fat shaming threads as of lately, every day there is a new one with over 300 replies.
What bothers me isn't you laughing at fat people, I suppose it's just human nature to look down on others to make yourself feel better.
What bothers me is the sheer ignorance you display.
Genetics do factor in when it comes to obesity, A LOT.
You morons are either:
1) too dense to comprehend this or
2) simply will not accept scientific truth when it goes against your beliefs.
But you will straight out of the bat accept statements such as "ARNOLD HAD GREAT GENES FOR BUILDING MUSCLE", yet with obesity obviously it's 100% the fatties fault.
For example: Bell, C. G., Walley, A. J., & Froguel, P. (2005). The genetics of human obesity. Nature reviews. Genetics, 6(3), 221–34. doi:10.1038/nrg1556
demonstrated between 0.4 and 0.8 GENETIC heritability of obesity.
How about that?
Oh what am I thinking, you will just hide your head in the sand and yell "fatty" or whatever, Yes I am a bit fat, but guess what, it's not a 100% my fault. Just like it's not a 100% fault that you are a DYEL hungry skeleton auschwitz.
Your genes matter and so do mine.
Charles Phillips
eat less, fatty
Andrew Allen
Blake King
your reasoning is absolutely valid. the brain tumor called feminism is to blame for the abortion epidemic. a society that doesn't have the birthrate to replace the deaths should not allow abortions.
importing incompatible foreigners to fill the gap is just retarded and self-destructive.
aborting devastatingly defective fetuses is still cruel but at least understandable, with healthy fetuses its just as you said in your post. i think the hivemind will agree with this position, with some exceptions of course.
i could extend my rant for ages, but i don't want to derail this ride either.
back to wholesome fat-shaming
Nathaniel Johnson
Brody Johnson
god I love this one
Carson Kelly
Imagine if she sat on your face instead haha
Evan Scott
Asher Rivera
butthurt chubber even finds fat people to use for their reaction images
Jaxon Jackson
Chase Ross
This can't be real. Someone fed a bunch of HAES and feminist bullshit to a conversation bot and made fake tweets with the results, right?
Gabriel Walker
This is worthy of a decent copy-pasta.
Luis Cruz
Genetics play a role in your metabolism and body composition but they don’t supersede the laws of physics.
The underlying truth of be matter still prevails: if you want to be smaller, consume less energy than you expend.
Different people store and burn energy in different ways and at different rates of efficiency so it may be slower or harder for some person to lose weight based on genetic factors but his body will burn its stored energy if it isn’t receiving enough new energy to function, and that person WILL lose weight.
Jose Ross
Christian Morales
1/2
Zachary Wood
you should try the Auschwitz diet for a year, if you're still fat after that i shall abandon /fph/ forever
t. skinnyfat boomer on the road to improvement
Jackson Martinez
2/2
user sleuths found this picture just before the article was posted so they think this is the person she's ranting about
Xavier Roberts
look up cultural programming, incentivizing, and naivaté. Those are the three factors that formed our now clown world.
William Sanders
Kevin Robinson
Nicholas Sullivan
Jace Ortiz
How about you eat less fat fuck, if you know your body stores more fat when you injest carbs and fag wouldn’t switch ti a low carb diet? Kys you brainlet. Do not spread your pathetic genes.
James Myers
Wyatt Rogers
Absolutely does genes factor in. But it's also a verified fact, that if you're in a caloric defecit over time, you will lose weight. Fact is, the fatfucks keep adding calories and don't spend them. Sure, some people struggle more than others, but everyone can lose weight.
Eat an apple, take a walk, fatty.
John Gonzalez
Brody Ramirez
Andrew Diaz
Colton Campbell
fat people get paid to blog about their shitty tinder dates and spend half of it talking about a beach tent
Aiden Evans
Ryder Gonzalez
hahaha thanks for the keks fatass
Henry Torres
imagine the texture
imagine the taste
Zachary Jackson
The tldr answer is gynocentrism, don't know if other anons here will agree.
If you don't know what gynocentrism is, consider the following bogus headline:
>meteor hits earth, women most affected
Brody Howard
Gabriel Powell
It's true tho.
Robert Jenkins
Fuck off lardass
Aaron Wood
I see a new comic. where are the two fags from last time?
Nathan Myers
we should begin sending these landwhales shopped pictures of themselves lookin Jow Forums
Henry Clark
Life imitates art, user.
Remember Killary's
>women are the primary victims of war
Women, socially, are children. Anything which puts the onus of responsibility on them or which affects them will be perceived as victimizing them.
How do they like to say?
>privilege is invisible to those who have it
>when you start to lose the privileges you've had all those years, you feel like a victim
Connor King
i was gonna call b8 this has way too much effort into it to be b8
Colton Lopez
That's just sad.
Hudson Hernandez
well they made a balloon of the london mayor in the same yellow bikini because he disliked this ad
Robert Sanchez
Well, you’re wrong. It’s literally cells. There are no souls, there is no spirit, and the value of a human life is solely based on the value attributed to it by other human beings, which in the end is meaningless anyway. But if you’re actually going to say that ruining the lives of a woman and whatever man accidentally got her pregnant because the future life of a cluster of cells means more than all of the time, effort, and resources that have gone into raising and educating the two actual humans formerly mentioned, then you’re insane. Furthermore, your argument about knowing the risks is ridiculous, that’s like saying someone who died in a car accident deserved it because they knew the it could happen and took the risk anyway.
Levi Clark
is this just a thread of twitterbots?
>hurr fat fat fat fat
>suddenly abortions
Cameron Bell
Adam Ortiz
At the time of abortion (before three months of pregnancy) there is no brain activity in the fetus, and therefore it isn't alive. You can't kill something that isn't alive.
Thomas Allen
Connor Howard
>It’s literally cells. There are no souls, there is no spirit
Explain where conciousness does come from.
Zachary Long
being fat isn't unhealthy they say