Summer coming up boys

What are some Jow Forums approved swim shorts?

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Swim naked

good thread

Just get some aesthetic quick dry boxer briefs. I swim in my underwear as long as you aren’t a fatass no one gives any sort of fuck. Fuck the swim shorts/summer jew.

Speedos

Assuming you've made it:
>speedo
>square cut trunks
If you haven't made it yet:
>swim shorts with no longer than 7 inches

Did you know the founder of Zara is one of the 5 richest people in the world? How bout that.

Remember Borat?

BAsed and pAtrICIaN piLled

You had me til that last bit, Jesus fuck you poltards are legit crazy.

he fell for the summer jew...

Only niggers do this as they are never taught to swim and have no reason to go to the beach. Meanwhile the water is the whites natural habitat, second only to nature.

This is because swimming is something your father teaches you.

I’m white and I do it. But I’m also recheck bordering on white trash so there’s that.

Summer jew is one of the most dangerous Jews

I thought they don't like sunlight?

I mostly do board-shorts. They are more practical when sailing as the non-skid surface and lines can get kinda rough on the skin.

15” outseam boardies

I remember when I fell for the summer jew...the usury was too much

no please stay above the knee

What about the aquatic Jew?

Nope fuck that. And I keep my TapOut shirt on while I swim too.

Based tranny btfoing Jow Forumstards

nice thread

post swim shorts to show off quad gains without being too gay

Chubbies

Not too try hard but they show off your legs

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See
If 5.5" is too long you're a manlet and/or gay