>gym NPC keeps clipping into the squat rack mid-set
Gym NPC keeps clipping into the squat rack mid-set
Jonathan Flores
Samuel Harris
>Find exploit to farm ez gainz
>Get shredded as fuck from one session
>Owner bans me before he can patch it
Hunter Collins
>couldn't tap A fast enough
Hudson Bennett
>clip out of bounds mid-deadlift and get stuck in the unfinished Backroom levels
>mfw there's a power cage, dumbbells, and half a water fountain there already
Colton Walker
>its a cardio level
William Price
>safety pegs are paid dlc
It's fucking bullshit.
Nolan Gomez
>you hear thundering footsteps behind you
>it’s the original guy who clipped into the back rooms
>he’s become giant from bloatmaxxing on the other poor sods who manage to make their way here
Jose Adams
>Gym pannenkoek and tj are arguing about half-squats again
Landon Kelly
>gym NPC reported me to the guards for masturbating
Robert Murphy
>wall hack visibility into the women's shower
>10/10 gym thot fapping in shower after getting turned on by hipthrusts
Jason Howard
>Upper body bluffs try fighting me
>lightly jog around there back and attack 3 times
>rinse and repeat
Man they gotta invest in some cardio skill tree.
Owen Peterson
>Gym Finalboss glowers at you
>YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 3PL8 TO FIGHT THIS ENEMY
>Look away quickly and keep curling
Christian Thompson
>try to use pec fly machine
>glitched NPC stuck on a loop has been on it for 3 hours
>mfw his pecs are bigger than mine now
Matthew Jenkins
>wanted to wear a size L t-shirt
>tfw not high enough level to equip it
Nathan Fisher
>so do you come to the lanklet district often?
>oh what am i saying? of course you don't!
Carter Young
>try the romance route with gym receptionist
>fail the speech roll
>but GAIN +2 STR FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
Logan Adams
>gym necromancer been using the only deadlift platform for 2 months nonstop
>won't let anybody work in
Tyler Allen
>hit a PR without any buffs from the Gym bard
Lucas Clark
>gym thot stuck doing barbell hip thrusts for 3 days now
Gabriel Williams
>walk into gym
>old bard was replaced by younger bard
>new and strange music enters my ears
I WILL PILLAGE AND SACK WHOEVER DID THIS
Tyler Gomez
>Try to pick up dumbbell
>Accidentally pick up another gym goer's phone
>Halt! You came committed crimes against this gym and it's people. What say you in your defence?
I didn't have any gold on me so I had to serve 2 whole days in the gym dungeon
Dylan Sullivan
>Gym NPC glitched out and keeps repeating the curls animation in the squat rack
Grayson Cooper
>been going at the same time for the past several months
>faction rank increased that I now get nods and asked to spot from regulars
Cameron Smith
>curious about the new machine in the gym
>go take a look
>enter a cutscene
so fucking annoying
Wyatt Murphy
>npc is glitched
>keeps squatting in the OHP rack
>stuck repeating the same audio line
>whew lightweight baby
Leo Jones
This thread is reddit as fuck
Jordan Davis
The fun-police are here
Cooper Perry
kek
Logan Phillips
>new wall jump update
>manlets using it to escape the pit
>stole all the dumbbells for squats, gotta wait for new set to spawn
>deadlift platform is only place they can't reach
Guess it's a leg day again until that gets fixed
Xavier Lee
>"Alright, get in."
Luis Carter
>each machine and racks has an unskippable tutorial
Nolan Gray
Started using preworkout potions. They give a great stat buff. Combined with my new set of gear, I feel unstoppable!
Robert Diaz
>Senate mission to blockade the squat rack leads to war with the pajeets again
>Gymbro picks up a catamite and now a young sultry jailbait lad tags along and makes things awkward
>Squalor in the manlet pit again
>Can't control gym build policy and the AI keeps building aqueducts
Isaiah Davis
Laughed so much I scared the cat.
Jacob Reyes
>DYEL spawned in the powerlifting section somehow
>AI can't interact with scripts
>Broken path-finding can't get DYEL out of the area
>DYEL just walks around in circles and gets stuck on corners
>He's been there for a week now
>Have to ask gym Admin for a full gym reset to get rid of him
Jayden Murphy
>Pope excommunicates Venice for working in on the holy roman squat rack without a treaty
>Jihad passing through my deadlifts on their way to reclaim the 10kg plates
>Someone didn't clean up the power cage and six thousand peasants came to complain about conditions
>Five tradesmen haggling by the water fountain as a 'valuable resource'
>Neighboring gym has a suspicious amount of people doing 'outside cardio' right outside the gym and more are coming from all over
The absolute state of this world
John Martinez
>they still haven't nerfed cardiofags