>ctrl f
>no f~h
WHAT????
/fph/ - UwU edition
Nathaniel Sanchez
Nicholas Martin
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Jordan Rodriguez
Austin Clark
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as People, are in fact, corpulent inhuman slobs, or as I've recently taken to calling them, fatties. Fatties are not people unto themselves, but rather nurglebloated disgusting leaches that used to be human.
Many people refer to fatties as people every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, fatties which are widely known today are often called "people", and many are not aware that it is basically a tub are lard that contains somewhere in it a trapped human body.
There really is a person in there, but they are long gone now. Fatties are not people: the thing in the blubber that perhaps calls itself human, is simply not. The human is an essential part of the fatties, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete fattie.
Joseph Cox
Based Jow Forums crossposter.
Jack Perez
was the guy that asked about abortion in the last thread, sorry lads. nobody respond so it doesn't come back but I was at work and couldn't respond, here's my final thoughts on all those edgy nihilistic retards that actually took the time to write essays and why they think I'm ~.
based af bring it full circle baybee
Christopher Cooper
Papa Nurgle's blessings be upon you, Jow Forumsizens.
Brayden Torres
Luke Foster
Brandon Johnson
Adrian Phillips
Easton White
b
Jack Foster
Ethan Watson
As a former fat fuck, I hate fat fucks that don't better themselves. That includes you, you fat fuck.
Alexander Sanders
Asher Wright
Lucas Walker
Ethan Turner
Gross
Matthew Miller
Jews
Ayden Mitchell
Well that's fucking terrifying
Landon Brown
Would
Ayden Harris
>Hate
Hate is a strong word. Why would you hate someone below you? You should only pity them.
Owen Cook
Caleb Morris
Isaiah Ross
Andrew Thomas
Haven’t come to fph threads in a long time. But a landwhale of a fat fuck posted in the cbt and I couldn’t help but start laughing my ass off about the fat logic. Fatties are truly mentally fucked...such a maladjusted hypothalamus that once you’re obese, you can pretty much give up on being a human. Don’t worry fatass..if a Jow Forumsizen dies ever notice you, know it’s with complete disgust
Colton Brown
Nicholas Jenkins
Noticed some errors in the text.
Decided to fix them so it would be more useful.
Evan Gray
Ryder Davis
These are complete shit. Original fph edits are superior.
Colton Cooper
>want to help gf lose weight
>she's lost 30lbs but has stalled for last 2 months
>say we should run
>"wtf I hate running it feels bad why would I ever do something that feels bad?"
Is all hope lost?
Jace Green
>last bit of hope gone
You probably treat her like a human being.
That's the problem.
Treat her like a dog instead.
Put on the leash and be stern about it.
Afterwards you give her love and affection, telling her what a good girl she is.
Check Cesar Milan for more advice regarding bitches.
Kayden Clark
Sorta funny thing happened at work today
>work part time in produce section at store
>making salads with fatty coworker and new chick
>new chick is some Philippino whose English isnt great
>putting bacon bits on caesar salad
>this batch is pretty shitty
>fat coworker says "wow that bacon's really fatty"
>new girl says "you really fatty too haha"
>she doesnt even seem to know that its rude to say that which made it way funnier
>I'm trying not to laugh while fat coworker plasters on a fake smile while inwardly seething
Lel asians are great for fph content
Jason Richardson
Based tropical chink.
Mason Cruz
t. a nigger
Hunter Morgan
No he’s right, that edit was Jow Forumstier shit
Jaxson Martin
never would have made this comparison, yet it fits so well
Robert King
>Work in old folks kitchen
>Wigger chef is pretty heavy set
>Boomer head chef starts talking to her about our sister location
>Almost no staff, plenty of opportunity for extra hours
>Wigger chef says she can't go because her car is broke
>Jokingly says "i'd have to walk lol"
>Boomer head chef eyes her up and down
>"You could use it"
>mfw I had to hear her screech about it for the next 3 weeks
Christian Brooks
Based: Check
Redpilled: Check
Bentley Allen
Based WRONG poster
Chase James
Unfortunately
Asher Moore
No, it's just bad.
It's more like a leftist tried to make a Jow Forums meme. It's just shit. There's no joke, no point. It's just dumb.
Jackson Morris
Lucas Cox
wtf is this pic even from?
Elijah Campbell
i am fat, come at me
Adrian Foster
I am gay, come in me
Kayden Perry
you gotta get with that Philippina girl
Gavin Bailey
Ditch the whale
John Martinez
>I'm he
Caught me off guard
Carter Jones
>Landwhales claim that any weight loss comes back after 5 years
Bring it on lardasses, its been 4 years since I've lost my weight and its going to stay off
Eli Cooper
Why don't you say "I'm disgustingly fat and I'm on the short track towards diabetes and a lonesome life filled with health related pains until death takes me"; but we all know that the majority of fat people refuse to take responsibility for themselves.
Joseph Baker
Fucking underrated and based
Please continue to lend your services to Jow Forums in the future
Ayden Bennett
kek
Tyler Smith
The more you look at this picture the more you see things that are wrong
Nicholas Wright
"thin privilege is being able to use 30 year old desks"
Alexander Ramirez
Hunter Murphy
I know there's this pic and then an even longer screenshot where some sheboon rants at the OP, anyone got that?
Jose Clark
Julian Cox
small fats crack me up every single time
Isaiah Allen
this made me wish I was a better big brother while growing up, now it's too late
Angel Nelson
Her Body Was Overheating...
Jackson Nguyen
Jordan Peterson
Eli Rodriguez
just thought I would join in
>be me
>go see comedian
>sit down and enjoy snacks
>absolute fucking whale decides to glacier herself into the seat in front of me
>now i cant see half of the act
Robert Reed
the dark side of masseuses
Robert Phillips
You can still be a good big brother in the present and future user. Having a little sister is tough but we have to look out for them. Godspeed.
Michael Phillips
Even though I know she's lying/exaggerating about this, I agree that companies shouldn't push or soft-mandate changes to your personal life. Create incentive and awareness programs sure, but leave it at that. For example the company I work at is really pushy about getting people to join rideshare programs to cut down on parking and commute expenses.
Jose Cox
YOU
DON'T
SAY
Brody Ortiz
Lucas Scott
The worst thing about being fat is being fat
Carson Allen
Good trigger discipline
Thomas Ortiz
Thanks for telling us user, we appreciate it.
Brandon Long
Robert Bell
Look at the SIZE of that fella!
Dylan Sanders
>hearing snickers all night
Bentley Nelson
Jews
Nolan Cooper
You can point fingers Britbongs but you got your own problems you need to sort out
Ryder Hill
nvm found it by accident
Carter Torres
I inhibit the douchehouse for 8-9 hours a week
David Foster
Brody Jackson
John Morris
Nathan Thomas
It's sad that people actually think like that. They don't realize that pretty much anyone can get into a good relationship as long as they take proper care of themselves.
Nathaniel Howard
Goddamnit, Nigels, get your shit together. Campaign for a no-deal Brexit, and, when you do break off the chains of the EU, put someone in power that isn't a progressivist puppet that'll bow down to the PC morons; you guys need a Trump-like in Number 10 for the next two terms to at least stop the cucking of the UK.
Ian Torres
Jacob Powell
>so fat she can recognize the brand of chocolate by the sound it makes when opened
Dominic Wright
Jaxon Gutierrez
The die hard with a vengeance remake going in some bold directions
Eli King
Jace Gonzalez
Juan Ortiz
Benjamin Barnes
Beautiful
Juan Peterson
Jayden Green
>like her profile
>'mooo'
>ghost her
Jaxson Martin
A modern classic
Gabriel Bennett
Justin Hernandez
Holy shit my grandmother had Alzheimer's before she passed and she did the same thing. Anywhere we took her out, she'd always say "Look at the size of that one! Good lord!". I loved that shit.
Ian Howard
Connor Gutierrez
These threads help when I have super bad anxiety or feel like shit. At least I'm not fat
Zachary Morris
Thank you, I've been looking for this one for a while now