Why aren't you climbing, user?

how to get shoulders like these god damn
possible natty?

yes of course, muscle activation really changes how you look +he's quite lean. His rear delt is poor, this is easily achieved natty.

Just do standard exercises. You just gotta be cut like a motherfucker. Climbers don't usually have huge muscles, just very low body fat.

I fuck fat chicks, so i am an experienced boulderer

but i am

he looks like he's fingering the rock lmao

My desire to climb things died when I turned 11, user.

because the tallest "mountain" in my country of is less than 200m above see level

Because i have tendonitis in bow my elbows, i can't close my fist without pain, my neck hurts from belaying, my shoulders is painful, my fingers' skin is gone and my toes hurt

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Because I'm 6'5" and like to be around 215+lbs. I'll stick to solid ground lads, enjoy the climbs though.

na hes right this shit is redd*t tier garbo go back faggots we're full

god just imagining that reach.. i'm getting hard

Må være deilig å være gnom i danmark

haha you forgot to say no homo bro

Because I live in the MidWest.

I do, even though I'm 173 cm and 155 lbs. I just imagine myself trainer in hyper gravity so that if I ever go on a cut I'll be a top tier climber

I thought he hanged himself in the thumbnail.

You're the same height & weight as magnus, a world class climber, actually you're 5 lbs lighter

really not an excuse

Yeah but that snownigger is 160 lbs of muscle while I'm lugging around 30 lbs of useless body fat

Then stop being a tubby bitch

>has a ftm tranny with bacne working the till
>tfw an mtf tranny(with stubble) is working the register at the local small town general store that has the only restaurant in town and now I can't go there anymore
It's so fucking disgusting, I don't want him looking at me or my gains.

Need to lose more weight so I can actually hold on to the bouldering wall

He means The Netherlands idiot

I live in a country without mountains.

You need rocks, not mountains

Because I'm scared of heights

Check out bouldering

>forgot

Because it is raining today.

I just came home from a trip to the RRG, definitely got stronger hiking everywhere and climbing everyday. Can't wait to go back.

>climber cope

my bouldering gym closed last summer when iwas just starting to get decent

feelsbadman

Because I live in ND and the tallest rock face is like 9 feet.

Because the highest peak in Florida is like 300 ft

Why does everytime i man is doing some cool shit there has to be another one screaming retarded shit behind him?

lmao how does a bouldering gym close in 2019

was it in the middle of the desert

Instead of doing that I'll just get extra SWOLE

Just bouldered mars attack in Lake Tahoe and went to my climbing gym today so I'm not sure what you mean, user.

I do climb, user

so you saw the doc on el cap huh

>lifter:hey i lift
>figther:hey i fight
>dancer:hey i dance
>artist:hey i draw
>fit:hey i shitpost

Just started, my younger brother is an instructor and got me into it. I really rate the social side to it, I’d recommend any autist go bouldering and make friends

my psychiarist told me once that spergs like to climb over things, rocks, hills, etc.

this desu
I've only been to a couple but they're full of yuppie/nu-left types
They're the most trendy thing going

pain in the ass
seems dangerous & strange

would rather lift alone in bunker

I guess trail jogging on nature paths would be cool

lel

No place to climb where I live

youtube.com/watch?v=iz7-t3cj0CQ

world cup is live

how the fuck do i climb when i live in floodplains

bad location, poorly managed, and shit advertising

the routes were actually decent and the equipment was good and it was only 25$/mo which is cheap AF

they also had a full rogue double power rack with 2 barbells and a load of cross-shit plates so it was a multifunctional gym. oh well

Autistic people are more primitive and closer to our wild ancestral heritage. That's why they really like climbing.

>buy equipment
>rent equipment at the climbing place
>have to rent a locker too
I kinda wanted to do it, but all the hoops are just too tiresome, I'd rather horse ride, at least you just pay once there.

Just dig then.