There is in international fair in my city and convicts are selling alligator and kangaroo hamburgers...

There is in international fair in my city and convicts are selling alligator and kangaroo hamburgers. Which one should I get? How is alligator meat?

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Be a man, eat both.

Yeah.

Is that this guy?
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I've always thought kangaroo tastes pretty shit but perhaps I've only had it cooked badly. Had crocodile before and that was really nice.

Nah, it's pretty underwhelming at best. Hyper-lean meat means no fat, and no flavour.

Kangaroo is gamey, I love it. They stopped selling it round here though :(

Why are convicts selling Alligator?

Ask for both, no fries.

The joke is that they're Australians.

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Doesn’t make any sense australians have crocodiles not alligators

Replying to retarded bait thread, but alligator is good.
Really is like chicken, with a hint of fish. But not in an unpleasant way.
You still screwed up your zoology.
>"I hate Australians so god damned much"

I understand why she has to do that but it's still a shame.

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i mean, here in florida gators are farmed for meat, and as they have a better temperament than crocs, it would be easier to grow them for their (very lean) meat.

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if you decide on roo just be wary they have a really strong smell when being prepared

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why is this not considered a mental disorder?

Never found the follow up video. Maybe she changed her mind and found peace with her body.

FLman here, gator taste a lot like chicken if you want that.

This could be kind of neat if they just used the head and blended it in closer with the tip of the shoe.

>"Like slapping God across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift."

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Alligator meat is great. It's like turkey but with a crab-like seafoody taste. Very lean.

I've tried kangaroo. It's nice but I regret it on the basis that kangaroos are just slightly too intelligent as creatures to eat. Like the idea of eating cats or dogs, there's something not right about it.

Kangaroo. Alligator sounds disgusting as a burger.

Yes. He was the doctor in embarrassing bodies and supersize vs super skinny. BTW that is the fatty now.

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