First FDA Approved Penile Implant

As a guy with a micro (3.5" long and

so I could go from 7.5x5.5 to 10x8??

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>3.5" long and

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Still nothing to fix curved banana dick. I rather have micropenis than this useless piece of shit.

How long until femcels and white knights ban it because they want genetically sub 8x6 inch men to die lonely?

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Apparently it helps correct curvature

My dick is 8.25 inches long. Would this make my dick 10.25 inches long?

>Apparently
any proves? Also I'm talking about some real shit not some slight curve

so I cant go from 9 inches to 11 what is the point I already have troubles with it

>clearly spam but hidden in plain sight
not sure if want

why not just buy a hundred dollar stretcher thats been proven to put 2 inches on your cock in 6 months and wont give you an infection

because you can't actually stretch your cock
that's not how it fucking works you spastic imbecile fuckwit

i'm considerably smaller than every before picture on that website.

yes you can.

>click link first thing I see is a white man

what are they trying to say? This should be targeted towards asians and indians

Having a big dick doesn't seem like a good thing to me

>what are they trying to say
only white men can actually afford it

As with most cosmetic surgeries it started as a way of serious medical problems (cancer, injuries, etc) and trickled down to the insecure and vain.

Looks more like its for dudes with actual micropenises. Not insecure anons who are average to slightly beloe average.

You think so? Go to the website, theres cunts on there who are like 8 inches and happily married who still get the surgery and then find out that its now painful to have sex with their wife.

That's what I mean it started that way. They even have a bit on their site about testicular implants which are used in the case of cancer or other catastrophic injury.

8 inches is already very big why do they want it bigger

Their website said they've only done this on about 400 men. 400 isn't a big enough number to consider it unless like that other user said they had cancer or serious micropenis. I'd say plenty more research is needed.

You can already use the Angion Method 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0 ™ for free, at home, while jerking off.
I don't understand who would use a product like this. Massive retards maybe?

if you google the guy you can find plenty of stories about the implant being rejected too, i dont think its a good idea.

Based intelligent user. Underrated comment.

The dicks on the website look weird. A uniform, fat circumference to the flaccid cocks is strange. That being said, they still mog the shit out of the 'before' cock.

2.5 inches of extra girth sounds terrible on an erect cock. The average girth is 4.7 inches. 2.5 inches takes you above 6 inches, of which is 99.9% percentile. Dicks are NOT naturally supposed to be that big, and for good reason.

Seems incredibly invasive, and I'm concerned about the body rejecting it.

Never take an unnecessary surgery. Even if the surgery ITSELF is unlikely to be dangerous, you could still die from anesthesia.

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>Knowing no other dude would fill them the same way

'Cept for every single chad who's going to get this done. Every single decent looking guy in a middle-class family or higher is going to get this done. It'll be plastic boobies for men.

Smh at guys who still think a big penis matters if you can just make her feel good.

You could have a 4 inch pencil with erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation - if you can fingerblast her til she pisses herself it literally doesn't matter.

Carry your dick with some pride and dignity. Turning it into a fleshy dildo will only let every woman in the vicinity know that you've got zero confidence.

>it is guaranteed to add girth but the length isn't guaranteed

Imagine ending up with a rubber chode.

That's above average, though. 80% are between 5 and 6 in length.

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>6.25" is 99.9% percentile

...Really?

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Stretching devices can do that. Too bad they're such a pain in the ass to use properly, since they're also about the only way actual clinical studies have shown can add length.

C cups are large enough - why go for G's?

It's just because they can. They lack confidence so they dramatically enhance one specific feature, expecting their shitty lives to have more value because of their overblown, unnatural proportions.

This exists solely to fill the void inside you. Get it so that you can push the dreary meaninglessness of life away by saying to yourself; "At least I've got a big ol' cock!" Then realize how it doesn't actually give you any joy, break down and either lose all hope or find God.

This implant is literally what Kierkegaard was writing about it. Getting this is the final step before the hedonist's inevitable fall into despair.

90% of women don't actually like big dicks. They such pretend to because they know it's makes men insecure and manipulating men is their obsession.

Yes. Everyone you read about on Jow Forums claiming to have a 6" girth cock is lying.

Girths in nature RARELY exceed 5.5, which is very big.

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Can we talk about how dildo's have warped women's expectations of what the male body should be like and how they should all be banned for enforcing ridiculous standards?

If not, let's have more boobies in video games again - it's only fair.

And mentally ill

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There are forums full of people complaining that this implant made their dick shorter from scar tissue healing in a non optimal way and then the random implant being rejected by bodies causing general misery. Read shit NOT posted by the fking seller anons. Ffs dont they teach you this in primary school. It sounds like the holy grail and I wanted it bad at first but after looking into it... 6 months no dick use, with all the potential complications it's just not worth 15k.

I'm unironically 7" x 6.25"
I didn't realize i was that big

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I'm ironically 9 x 8.43.

Me smash.

what’s the secret to eating pussy? I’m not at the point where I’m practicing as much as I’d like, but all the advice I have to go on is to expose the clit with my thumb and then wag the tip of my tongue side to side on the clit as fast as I can

Do the alphabet in capital letters. Make the clit the top point of each letter.

The penis is God's greatest creation and nothing can be done to improve it.

this. Gained 1.5cm both length and girth in 2 months of doing like 30 min of stuff once every 2-3 days. Not only that, erections are harder, refractory period is greatly reduced and sensitivity is way WAY up(sex feels better).

I got 6" and I get told go slow. I really want to hire a loose whore so I can go nuts at least once.

lol this cant be right i measured 6.5" last night

Look up a video guide on it(think it's called how to eat pussy or smth similar), should be on pornhub, female pornstar showing how to do it.
Basically the best move is smushing your tongue on there and let her grind into you

just get in there brah, smash that clit with your tongue, stick your fingers in the hole at the same time, twist her nipples too. best advice is go until it feels like your jaw is gonna fall off

Do you tell women who get breast implants the same thing?

Alphabet works fine. Spelling shit works fine. Licking and squeezing also fine. Now sucking the clit, now they can't handle that shit. You suck on that shit with force like she's doing to the dick and her legs will start wilding. And if you licking, ain't just up and down. side to side and circles good too.

>all pictures are flaccid
This shit is a guaranteed scam, it is obvious a piece of silicone won't stretch your dick when hard
I mean, it sure adds some girth, but that is not how it is marketed.
If anyone want some size, stick to stretching and tried & true PE routines. Takes a long time, it is boring, but it sure gives you a REAL inch (or more if you're a psycho), for free.

I'll give you an inch for free.

But I have a curve and girls love It?

>clearly couldn’t comprehend what I was saying despite that I specifically made it very clear

I do. I detest it. I think it's sad. It's always painfully obvious for anyone to see, and all it is an advertisement that you're desperate for approval and lack confidence.

Very redpilled, friend
I wish everyone would start this instead of jelqing or buying those retarded penis pumps

Reminds me of when my dad got DSL and playing quake 3/bf1942/cs1.6 when 85% of the players still had dialup.

same, i used to rail hard against jelqing and all the other shit but i have seen some real results and now as a 30 year old im getting boners so hard that it hurts, like im 16 again.

Fucks up the tissue doe

it doesnt, it makes your erections even harder

Yeah I never did do jelqing, something about cutting off circulation like that while also pushing back into it made me really uncomfortable and worried about side effects.
Angion is different though. If I do it before having sex my gf can literally feel my heartbeat through my dick if I just stay still inside her. She says it feels amazing.
Vascular development on this shit is real. I also went from basically a grower to a shower, and veins are much more proeminent as well, but not in a bad way at all.

>not making girls cum during sex
>having to finger blast them to make them cum, not in addition to making them cum during sex

Loser

>Yes. Everyone you read about on Jow Forums claiming to have a 6" girth cock is lying.
2" * pi > 6
I guess I'm lying.

good thing I'm already 7 x 5.2

Damn bro some of these guys really do have small penises before. Makes me feel better desu.

>There's lieterally an image of a man with a penis buried all the way inside him
London?

>insecurity
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I am legit six inches, is this for real? Is it really that rare? Nice. Good to know my 99th percentile cock shall only be used for my waifu and no one else.

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True dat brother

pls daddy

Porn and dildo's have completely warped our view of reality

i have a 19cm dick. thats plenty

Post your dad's DSL and phone number

The average dildo preferred by women is only slightly larger than average. I'm 7.5x6 and for some women it is an issue

You penis is supposed to have a slight upward curve you retards.

lmao this is so fake
I have a 15.5cm thing and every girl I've been was at least slightly disappointed

not my experience at all. I'm 16.5 and they either say it's big or just right. Hell with one fuck buddy I had back in college I would even hit her cervix in some positions.

Finally some red pills being dispensed

Ty brother

Based and redpilled

faggot

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Thank you for talking about this. Now I'm looking it up and I really hope it works lol.

That's because their expectations have been formed by porn.

6.5”x 5,5” here, would love to have a massive schlong, but i definitely wouldn't sacrifice any sensitivity at all. my own pleasure is most important

Ha! Too late, Jews! I already have two kids with my 6-inch x 6-inch potato penis!

penis extensions wont fix your small dick genes bruh

The fuck am I going to do with a 11.75x8.75 cock?
I won't even be able to do porn.

That feel when no giant dick

you're really close to chode territory tho

>nobody would ever know...
They all have huge, grotesque scars a couple of inches over their dicks.