What's your craziest gym story?

What's your craziest gym story?

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I fucked your mom

Got a PR of 405 in the squat
Fucked a midget woman in her suv in the parkinglot.

personal: did 1000lbs for a few reps when i was like high school/early college age and was still a very active athlete

witnessed: smoking hot perfect ten high school aged (19-20 at the very oldest) girl lifting in a weight room that was 99% men wearing like a white sports bra and tiny yoga shorts, with her mother. every dude in the room is incredibly distracted, and eventually one of the crustier, cringier elder-chads (think like mid 30's, frosted tips, sweatband, 311 tanktop, lifting wearing a gold chain) approaches her and starts chatting her up. its a small room so everyone not wearing headphones can hear everything, and he's being super flattering to the mom while also just straight up hitting on the daughter. this goes on for maybe 15 minutes before he inevitably asks her on a date...and she agrees. the motherfucker did it, and he'd flattered the mom so much she was thrilled he was taking her daughter out. never seen such fucking elder chad wizardry.

>Be me HS weight room
>Group of Freshman come in
>Only one empty bench
>they grab Lmao 1pl8 no clips
> No spotter these 14yr old prepubescent lanklets start their set
>first 3 cant even lift off the rack
>4th one lifts it off and drops the bar on his chest
>Crunch.wav
Fucking Freshman because of them we couldnt work out without supervision so most of the time the weight room was closed.

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*1000 lbs on the hip sled/leg press, im a retard and forgot to say on which exercise

>be me
>18 at the time
>go to gym regularly, have noticeable gains
>always this qt I see there that I catch mirin sometimes, know each other by name
>always comes in, headphones on, beautiful ass, 9/10 face, dark brown hair
>she's 17, goes to the other highschool
>one thursday afternoon I'm lifting and see her
>she looks kind of sadder than normal
>I work up the courage to start talk to her
>"hey (qt's name) how's it going?"
>"oh.. I'm fine, how are you user?
>"I'm good, you look kind of sad, is is there something wrong?
>"No it's all OK I'm doing fine"
>her voice falters, she looks like she holding in shes tears
>I say "alright " and do my workout sets
>she still looks like she is still sad
>I finish workout day (biceps and chest) and see her doing cardio on machine next to me
>she is still look sad as before, I see what's wrong
>turns out her mom kicked her out because of her her bad mom kicked her out behaviour
>I invite her over to spend time at my house for the night
>she agrees
>yesss.jpg
>she comes over to my house after we change and get dressed and shower and her is still wet from shower when she leaves lockers
>she nuzzles up against me and thanks me when we walk out of gym and into car parking and walk
>we drive back to my house wher eI'm living and where I take her and she gets out of car
>in minutes we are in house and on couch feel her up and her tits are are sotf
>she begins stroking me and me and I look watch her eyes as shes look at me and jerking off my dick
>in seconds all of clothes are come and she gets on me and her me clothes are on me my floor
>her smell and her she smells so and good she is so pretty to look see at
>I take off my and reveal my abs before and a she looks like
>I open her up and her bare and she has ass as she looks behind and I put in it
>She squeezed tight and her ass beautiful and she looks behind and I put in it
>"OOOOH FUCK IM GOING IM TO CUM"
>she screaming and beg no and she say please please screaming

besides the fact that this is bait, it's also fucking illegible

Dad, pls go

> did 1000lbs for a few reps when i was like high school/early college age and was still a very active athlete

C'mon boomer, we heard this 1 million times already