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>Who the fuck would date a fatty?
Desperate people. And people scared of being alone

>ctrl+f "fph"
>R: 9
Whyyyy?

fat thot is the worst kind of thot

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that psychologist saying they are gonna push the whales book on people. normally id be upset by this but if you are going to see a psychologist in the first place you a weak human who deserves to be fat

>dessert only 3 times per week
WTF I have dessert OCCASIONALLY when I go out to a restaurant, which is already like once a week max. Her 'miserable' rulebook included 3 desserts a week??? Who thinks dessert is a regular accompionate to a meal?

I talk to women same as i talk to men and i have had a lot of sex. You have to be kind of a dick

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fantastic

...

This is sad and funny as hell.
I can't believe people like this exist

I really hope a Jow Forums greentext got read in a legal hearing.

>My husband ofcourse looks like he did the day I met him
>I just cant help but feel like I am the one who should change?
Yikes

based Hulu

Such a great dunk on the fatty.

I live in a society.

Why is it always all or nothing for fatty women? Seriously you could still lose weight/stay slim while eating fastfood or sweet things, it’s all in moderation.

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>You have to be kind of a dick
Bad way to word it. Majority of women will be turned off by assholes, but playful teasing is more or less the idea what you want. Banter.

Not only it's a woman, it's also a woman that is engulfed by instant gratification culture. It's an armed bomb really.

Went to the grocery store today, just get baffled everytime I see a good or decent looking man and waddling next to him is his sow wife, some with kids so they're stuck with the hambeast. I know they're some men who puts the ring on a pig but the ones who thought their wife wouldn't blimp out...the disappointment is all over their faces

My man be twisted

Entitled fat cunt, can't face reality that she's FAT, unfuckable, and it's her fault

Playful banters more like it

huh, actual newfags

Oh I like this one

long but worth it for anyone on the fence

Can you tell me which room has the worse smell?

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today, the pigs, the women all bathed for the shoot

two days, the fat women easily

The >human one. Not only pigs are actually quite clean animals, they lack all the blubber-created nooks and crannies in which filth, sweat, and pieces of food can get stuck in and get rotten and stale.

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>people

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Well, at least this one doesn't seem to be deluded about her weight and health.

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Obvious larp.

Such an embarasment to us.

>back the fuck off!!

I have a brownie every Saturday and possibly Sunday too. Usually skip a meal to compensate for that though.

i would love to punch this bitch to death.

Based?

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>This is sad and funny as hell.
>I can't believe people like this exist
What the fuck. I'm happy to go on record and say that in the past I had a raging problem with alcohol and I was an alcoholic After a fairly hard struggle: I quit cold turkey for years and I can drink in moderation now.
I used to be bothered by seeing beer & alcohol ads on the TV, on billboards, bus stops, buses and shit but I understood it was a part of life. I avoided it during recovery.

I can't believe that some fat fuck is getting up in arms over seeing a fitness ad. It's the very reverse of the situation. What the actual fuck. Fuck your body positivity bullshit, fuck that you feel bad.
I'd get if you were buttblasted because you were dieting hard and really wanted to change only to be shown constant mcburger deep fried american lifestyle ads but it's an ad for weight loss, they're common as fuck.

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from acceptable (probably a bit overweight) to unfuckably disgusting in only 3 years.

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nice bait but it looks like you didnt get any (You)'s so here's a (You)

Gamers rise up

Looks just like Finch from American Pie

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>t. tranny on xanax

based extremely original people poster

i live for these threads but jesus christ, i swear, i'm never eating anything ever again after seeing this shit

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user what kind of unholy place have you led me to. there's fucking teens "dying to be fat", beyond sad

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I don't think you know women very well, the only larpy thing is that she claims she can't help but think she's the one that should change
Women are incapable of self assessment

There is nothing that infuriates me more when zoomers say "y'all"
Why the fuck do they think it's funny

i used yall a few years back, it wasn't funny but it's just a cheeky way of addressing people. then certain types of people used it fucking nonstop and i haven't used it since like 2017

People who will settle for fatty boobs when naturally large ones are unavailable.
>Be fat as fuck
>Far goes everywhere but your chest
Lmao @ some fat chicks

I don't get it

based customer service rep, but if I pay for a streaming service I expect NO ADS

Hulu has multiple "packages". They have a dirt cheap one with ads, and a slightly more expensive one without.

The biggest problem with that first part was communicating with someone you didn't want to fuck again.
"Nice guys" cause more hurt than assholes because of this

I'd prefer a fatty over someone that saved a thumbnail.

I literally run breakfast + (OMAD+dessert) so i can eat dessert without gaining weight.

if you eat your dessert with a huge dose of fibre, it blunts the insulin spike.

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>Read the rest
Well I'm fucking retarded and am I the only one that wouldn't consider get a whale?

I'm getting very annoyed with all the fat shaming threads as of lately, every day there is a new one with over 300 replies.
What bothers me isn't you laughing at fat people, I suppose it's just human nature to look down on others to make yourself feel better.
What bothers me is the sheer ignorance you display.

Genetics do factor in when it comes to obesity, A LOT.
You morons are either:
1) too dense to comprehend this or
2) simply will not accept scientific truth when it goes against your beliefs.
But you will straight out of the bat accept statements such as "ARNOLD HAD GREAT GENES FOR BUILDING MUSCLE", yet with obesity obviously it's 100% the fatties fault.

For example: Bell, C. G., Walley, A. J., & Froguel, P. (2005). The genetics of human obesity. Nature reviews. Genetics, 6(3), 221–34. doi:10.1038/nrg1556
demonstrated between 0.4 and 0.8 GENETIC heritability of obesity.
How about that?

Oh what am I thinking, you will just hide your head in the sand and yell "fatty" or whatever, Yes I am a bit fat, but guess what, it's not a 100% my fault. Just like it's not a 100% fault that you are a DYEL hungry skeleton auschwitz.

Your genes matter and so do mine.

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The top one after I anally fuck all of them till they shit all over the floor

Reconstruction never ended

>When your betrothed is a bigger Onions boy than you are

This pasta isn't very good

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is she reading the book or looking at the camera?

I consider cheese and fruit to be dessert. I still don't have it 3x a week though.

delicious

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larp or husband is a cuck who can't find other women to fuck him, why else would you stay with that fat cunt.

One of the most based screen caps I have seen in a while.
Well done, user.

I'm from the south so people say it all the time here, but I sort of say it ironically. I guess I don't think about it too much but I probably sound retarded. There's a sense among young people here that having a southern accent is a sign of stupidity, but I'd rather sound like I was from here than try to one-up everyone with a fake midwestern or california accent gleaned from media

Edgy.

Brilliant

>Engagement photos
That's a thing?

Amazing how her "ridiculous book of rules" is just common sense fitness.

thats the all these things work, they start out with ironic memes on black twitter, Jow Forums starts spreading it around, on subreddits, regular twitter and other mainstream socail media picks it up and an ironic joke like "this ain't it cheif" or saying "it really do be like that" is something you hear people unironcally say on a daily baisis.

I moved to Virginia a couple years ago and so I don’t talk with a southern accent but I say y’all often because it gives you away as an outsider if you use “you guys” as a you (plural) here

Yeah its a thing. Not altogether uncommon either. The best photo is sometimes used for a save the date card.

THAWWWWWWWWP

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Hey man, The Penguin deserves to be happy too.

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Check your voicemail.

ENRAGED

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Southern thing really, don't really use that word myself unless I'm in the heat of the moment