Now THIS is what you call a test boosting meal

Remember to show off your beard, tattoos and tell everybody that you only drink most bitters of IPAs.

I call this an advertisement. Nice try marketing jew, but you won't trick me into being gay. Not today at least.

Yum a knife

>IPA

Cringe. I bet you also wear Flanell, have a beard and read "The art of manliness"

>Dalmore
umm no

Steak and beer is pretty good but this is not a test boost. This is protein and fat plus alcohol.

you forgot to cook it dumbass

That is one gorgeous bowie

Hello fellow manly men, I am a big man as well as you can see by looking at my big knives and big pieces of red meat. Also I like ALCOHOL.. DUDE BEER. so epic. What do you mean hops contain phytoestrogens?

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>beer
Enjoy your bubbly phytoestrogen juice lmao

I too enjoy slurping semen, OP.

can anyone else feel their balls getting bigger and heavier after eating a raw ribeye?

Alcohol absolutely does not boost testosterone. The meat looks good though

>The Dalmore
PUSSY man up and drink single malt reserve straight you faggot

>t. desperately hoping for validation on a Lebanese paper art forum

Alcohol, salt!

OP you have a way of setting the vegans off....

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peak soi ironically

Moron

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very manly my good sir, I have a similar knife but le wife‘s boyfriend took it away from me, anyway pic related is me derp

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Average. You can do so much better with the money spent on their meme blends.

>le beer le meat le weapon

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Isn't cholesterol necessary for test production?

Water, vegetables, chicken breast, eggs and coffee are more "test boost" meals than that shit.
Why tf is alcohol even called "manly" when it lowers your test and gives you man boobs?

>20% iron
these vegan sausages must be quite crunchy

yes. people are just retarded. many "bad guys" in public nutrition bad science are healthy and necessary, just only in the right dosage. calories, salt, fats, cholesterol. you name it, it serves a purpose.

This is the gayest shit i have seen today

Thanks OP. I too define masculinity by consuming products and displaying said products. I can't think of anything more masculine than drinking my Dalmore Whiskey - it sets the standard in multi cask maturation! - on top of my Churrasco Brand Wood Carving Board!

Next week, I'm hoping to take my wife's boyfriend camping and maybe smoke some le epic cigars with him like a bunch of sirs! The Gentleman's Journal said that Winston Churchill liked them too, like a boss!

kek

redpilled

This is an alcohol advertisement.

OP BTFO

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hot and saucy

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this

what did you google for that? gay lumberjack?

What actually is manly in this day and age?

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Semen catching face

after eating le epic meal he posted this picture on le epic reddit to win le epic karma points

his next posts will probably be about wet razors and beard balms

Going to the gym and destroying little traps

Buying consumer products and posing them for an Instagram photo was never manly. Companies try to define what makes a man so that insecure men buy their products. It's pathetic.

Being manly means you don't require external validation

>implying he actually ate it all
he probably cut one of the steaks in half, ate that and threw the rest away

The guy in question is a fag but what knife model is that I want to copy the design

your body produces its own cholesterol

b-ing urself

I refuse to believe this is a biological male.

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I want to offload the body

ascetism

pills can do wonders, but cant change that 45% suicide rate apparently HAHAHAHHA

Sadly that statistic is only about attempts

This

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Maybe 'cargo cult masculinity'?

:^)

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This but unironically.
B urself is the best advice Chad will ever give you, there's layers to that shit.

I want to be this man. No matter how many mistakes he's made in his life that led him to stand naked in a middle of a residential area, clearly holding his massive cock, he made so many good choices in regards to bodybuilding and fitness that it adds up to the positive numbers.

lel

Only a queer would have all this neatly curated, with whiskey box, unnecessary knife, salt placed just around shitty board engraving, tin foil on the steak tips.

I'm surprised he isn't showing his arms, which must be tattooed in a way resembling notebook doodles. And an item that showcases that he has a beard, and smokes a pipe

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Not dietary cholesterol

Different user but when ascetism is for the sake of perspective or beauty, it can be useful and in his healthy moments, he would have agreed. Have a (you) for the kek though fren.

Looks like a pretty typical Bowie knife. If you want to be really cool, you should make a seax, which is still basically a bowie knife, but a lot more angular

seax are just as cringey as unironic bowies.

(actually they are both cool, please support your local blacksmith lads, you probably have one around somewhere).

How much of the nutrients in the vegan sausage are bioavailable, compared to the Meat Sausage? You won't asnwer this, because you know your image is full of shit propaganda for people who only consume the surface level

i googled those wood carving boards. do people seriously pay 250 bucks for a fucking glued together piece of wood ?

Excuse me shitlord, but recent studies (paid for by monsanto and the government) say that phytoestrogens don't create estrogen in your body, and even if they do, more estrogen is actually healthy for you!

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What makes it so expensive? My hobby other than lifting is woodworking, I could make this easy and sell them for extra cash

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Thyme ruins good meat. Where the fuck is the garlic, onion, and pepper?

I think they are both cool when they are used for a purpose, and are working tools (Usually means under 6" blade length). But when they are used for photo ops and just to look cool, they are lame

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Holy Shit, I just looked it up, the "tiger wood" they use is about $5 per square foot to buy just the wood

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This. What the fuck is the knife even there for? That meat was ready to cook as soon as they picked it up from the store.

>Paying $250 for a cutting board to pose your pre-cut meats on

it's all about the experience

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There's nothing wrong with cigars

There's nothing wrong with anything in that picture. What's wrong with it, is that the person who took the photo is only into those items, because of the way it makes him look to others - not because he actually likes them. The pursuit of group approval is one of hte most unmanly things that someone can do

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>hello waiter I only eat meat
O ok
>I’d like to order a salad but made out of meat
W-wat
>it actually has more protein when u fake it and make it out of meat

>thyme

fix ur glasses grandpa!!

What is it then? Pretty much all green spices fuck up steak.

why do people pretend like ribeyes are anything other than trash that should be used for cheese steak sammiches only?

It's obviously rosemary, which would go well with lamb, but that obviously isnt lamb. Whoever put the picture together was probably used to seeing rosemary with lambchops and figured close enough.

Ding don't, you're opinions wrong.
Oh, I hate rosemary on anything. I just don't think meat in general needs any green spices. Just garlic, onions, salt, and pepper, and for lamb some lemon.

>Two daughters

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*hits pipe*

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I like this meme.

>I could make this easy and sell them for extra cash
Just wok on your marketing. Like seriously find old drawings for a butcher's cuttingboard from some nonanglo European country like Italy, norway or spain and just reproduce a few dozen, hire a photog to take some nice pictures with the complementary $2 a rustic wooden crate, perfect for gift giving. Basedboys and dumb women love spending cash on shit they believe is valuable so they can gift it to someone just as gullible.
Anyways I guess the point I'm trying to make is if your gonna give another man a gift, give them tools or something useful.

Bioavailability does not mean jack. There have been studies comparing animal-based protein, whey, and plant-based protein use among weightlifters and there is zero discernible difference.

I'm an athlete, 6'5" #215 lbs single digit BF, rather muscular & fit and I can attest to that statement. Zero muscle loss going from vegetarian to vegan. It's actually helped - leaner, recover better, more energy.

Tldr - in real world protein consumption use there is zero noticeable difference between plant-based protein and animal protein - aside from the fact that you're not f***ing with animals w the vegan route