Is protecting pop stars the definition of making it?

Protecting people you care for it making it, but I don't think getting paid to do it is the same.

You’re that fag who thinks he can bench 400 pounds for 10 reps aren’t you?

Who’s that kid in the back? Does he get paid to stare at Ariana’s ass all day?

No thats fucking gay. I would imagine its like going to the mall with your wife.

no but fucking pop stars is

This seems more like a mog thread

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No, it's just that status is above everything when it comes to attracting women.

>physical mog
>status mog

where's the mogging here

How did this manlet get the job lmao

how old are you? he's literally "the help" barely above untouchable cast

Not the guy who posted that but body guards are a waste of money. That can easily be taken out with a knife. And most of the time if you wanted to actually just kill said celebrity you could just shoot them from a distance. The only thing bodyguards do is discourage awkward fans from trying to talk to them.

No. Most pop stars seem to have somewhat narcissistic traits. Who wants to be around that all day?

>Most pop stars seem to have somewhat narcissistic traits.
you might say -- we live in a society?

What?

Whatever pre conceived notion you have about me probably isn't true. Not everyone is a stereotype. Try going out in the real world and realizing that. Some people actually do have different personalities. Cheers.

>being a glorified baby sitter
>making it

>protect

Nah he smashes their assholes

Good lord! Lord almighty!
I see her nipple!!!
I can only imagine what lucky sights the albino has seen.
Oh to see her get dressed.
White cotton thong. To match her tube top. No bra. Let her tiny titties free.
Baby ask, "nuzzle my booty".
I feel her peach fuzz on my wiskers. Meeoooooow.
Sandpaper scrape her pussy. Mmmmm.
Thonging it up. Thonging it so hard.
I'm going to print out a cutout of her face. Wear it, wear a thong, and watch my self in the mirror.
Jack off. Cum. Cum so hard.
Thonging it. So small too. Look at her.
Adorable gremlin made for my suitcase. Delicacy I could eat her up with a side of turpentine. Mmmm. Cute tiny feet made for deepthroating. Mmmm. Little butthole. Does it get tanned? Bleached? Can you tell if it's a lil dirty if it's tan? Crispy cream glaze ass cheeks looking like donuts me lick FFUCK AMERICA written on her back with my cum. Mmmm.

Look at the nose.

>is being a nigger for MK ultra kike slaves making it?

No

Blessed schizoposting

Based

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Celebs tend to be a bit weird

YOU JUST KNOW

Did you really just type all that

he looks like ex special forces

they aren't there to stop an assassin, at least not a prepared one like you are describing. they are there to muscle the stalker who is trying to get close enough to smell her brapper

How did you come to that conclusion braniac

Taylor is 5'10 and wearing boots, that dude is probably like 6'1

its just a guess. but you have to figure someone like taylor swift hires the best security available. she has an army of stalkers, some guy literally tried to get in her house.

a lot of professional security types are ex-military. this guy does not look especially big, like grande's muscle. he's not hired for his muscle. he's probably hired because he can kill you with his barehands and knows how to assess a threat immediately, or before it happens. he's even eyeing the photographer here with his hand on probably a taser or something in his pocket. the coat probably hides a gun. taylor looks like she has one of those mace keychains in her hand too. so this photographer was probably being an asshole.

>4 tanks to frontline and soak damage
>1 pro boxer to dps
Its flawless

>tfw you will never be some psychologically damaged petite thots jacked body guard on a night when she's alone, drunk, high and horny in her hotel room

Can you become a bodyguard if you're 6 ft manlet?

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Is that black robbie lawler?

>4 tanks
>1 dps
>flawless
Go back playing LoL you casual.

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Once you find the right security company for you and if the management seems you’re fit for the job

blessed fedor image

are these guys trained in fighting or are they just big? the fucker on the right looks like the only training he does is guzzling down burgers

That's what I said, a manlet.

Friendly reminder that Ariane Grande is a non-hispanic white woman, who uses tanning, make up and hair dye to make herself look like a minority

Your cancerous game did not invent those terms.

*to make herself look more attractive.

>italian
>white

nice try Luigi

why do they always pick tall, burly, bald black men?

>if only you knew how good things really are

>kids being blown up by muslims on your own concert
>"sad. this song about rough fucking goes to my dead fans"
>muslims being shot by some aussie
>"OMG!!! RACISM MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS!!! POOR POC FUCK FASCISM"

black men in general are feared

add being tall, burly and the baldness factor to over-masculinize them and add more fear

one haha away from a great post

It's common for white pop stars to do

Ariana's last name is pronounce gran-dee not grande like "big" in spanish but she intentionally uses the latter

another example is Lana Del Rey aka Elizabeth Woolridge Grant

Don't insult Pete you fugly manlet

Hes a spastic and his comedy is utter dogshit.

He should have topped himself when 'i cant live on this planet anymore'

Taylor?

>google his height
>171cm
lol i could beat the shit out of that manlet no problem

I always think people are retards when they say this about professional fighters, no matter their physical stats.

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And even a lot of the non-whites are barely non-white. Halsey and Logic are clinging for dear life to their 5% black ancestry.

What a fuck is that dude

Whiter than you, Mohammed

Sascha Peralta-Ramos

kek, look at her WOP cousin next to her in the first pic they are just a couple of dagos LARPing as minorities ahahahaah

what if you're your own protection?
what if bullets can only penetrate first 3-5 inches of your fat?

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>Is being a whore's pushover making it?
No, no it's not.

Anyone who looks mean.

reminder you can be a literal midget as long as you're handsome

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>this fat fucking retard has a Hulk
fuck me I hate ADs so fucking much

do you think they give him occasional blowies?

>this manlet has a pepsi
ADs are cancer

Is this schizo posting?

you have to be handsome and be /fa/

pretty sure aRTS don't even use terms like that

it's not about the terms it's about the formation
4 tanks 1 dps only works in LoL, would get demolished in any WoW raid, for example

The subconscious acknowledges the truth, that blacks are more prone to violence and less capable of self restraint. A black bodyguard deters more attempts than a white one simply by being more feared.

If he is an opiate addict, then he isn't cumming

i'm pretty sure that she could be fucking dudes with a lot higher "status" than...what the fuck is his name again?

shut up plebeian

based OC schizo poster

What about an actual good moba like Paragon?

Or the GOAT, Smite

>mayweather
>dps
lmao he's a dodgetank

*as long as your a literal jew in jew hollywood

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Big dick energy son

>Getting paid to be someone's servant

If you have an IQ of 85 it's definitely a good gig

Smite? More like Shite.

Can't wait for when Paragon will be back, i hope there will be a general on /vg/ i am HYPED

NIN tank in ffxi literally ruined the game with how good it was.
That's why mayeweather owns so many bentleys.

Yeah, he's just a rogue who maxes evasion

This season of one punch man is pretty good.

Cope

He can't protect her from the thing that will get her in the end.
Venereal disease.

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