Where the fuck can I buy shorts for the summer that aren't for skinny fuckers?
I use these jeans in the winter:
amazon.co.uk
Which I find great, but I need shorts for hotter weather. I'd also take suggestions for gym shorts that aren't stupidly long and cover the knee.
I'm EU based.
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Goto shopping mall
Find what like
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Problem is no normal shorts seem to fit my thighs/ass that aren't enormous at the waist.
I'm probably a 31 waist or so but would need 36/38 waist just so my legs fit.
Therefore I'm looking for suggestions on wide fit shorts
Levi has "stretchy" jeans and also normal "athletic fit" ones. Literally go to a shop or mall and ask, you sperg. Which country?
Already tried the Levi shop and they're all too skinny.
Also I'm looking for shorts not jeans.
Ireland
post legs
you may have to wear form fitting gym shorts if it's that severe
Unfortunately this is just something you have to live with.
Also, if you work in an office be prepared for nothing to fit right. I'm this close to stopping my leg routine after 3 years because it makes everything fucked up.
go to a tailor if you've got the cash
>not knowing how to dress yourself
Ooooooooooof
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Hes trying.
Imagine laughing at fat people in the gym.
They are the ugliest jeans I have seen since the early 90s
go shopping with your sister/gf/gay friend
When you're not skinny it's harder to dress yourself without tailoring.
I abhor spending money on clothes.
common problem for people who squat a lot and have a relatively small frame. if you get lucky you might find shorts that almost fit right but they're very rare.
find some that are ok for the legs but generally too wide and use a belt.
Buy large and get it tailored
this thread is relevant to my interests.
has anyone tried one of those cheap china shops that make tailored clothes based on apps/pictures or your own measurements?
A know a girl that ordered a wedding dress from one and when it arrived it was yellow. I guess they are hit and miss. They must have some success to be so well known.
Everyone should own a sewing machine and learn to make basic adjustments to their own clothes. It will save a shit ton of money in the long run and you'll look a hell of a lot better with well fitting clothes.
This.
Not massive at all but definitely big enough to make shopping a nightmare
Just cut the bottom half off of the jeans user smdh
Aren't jorts a bit gay though
rugby-city.com
Any rugby shorts are going to have some leg and ass room, while being short enough to show off that quad bulge. Gilbert are simply one of the cheaper options. You DO have a thick, meaty quadriceps, don't you, user?
why do you shave your legs homo
Great.
What about beach or more "formal" shorts if you get me? Preferably with zip pockets
Trim not shave. They're super hairy which looks bad. Plus, shorter hair allows you to see the muscle definition more.
LOL ikr
where do I get zyzz shorts?