Walk into the gym

>Walk into the gym

THA WURLD IS UH VAMPYUHR

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Reminder that billy corgan owns a pro wrestling promotion

IT AINT ME

Worst pumpkins song but I'd still take that boomer shit over the edm pop trash mine plays.

DESPITE ALL MY GAINS I AM STILL IN THE MANLET CAAAAGE

Tonight, tonight or ava adore is best pumpkins. If you disagree you're a fucking faggot and will get the rope too.

my oc stupid ass joke

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Mayonaise? Soma? Starla? Ruby? Porcelina? Gtfo out of here with Ava Adore. Although I do unironically love Adore songs live with real instruments instead of the synth shit.

>Walk into gym
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>Walk into gym

>I'ma tell 'em all that you could either hate me or love me, but that's just the way I am

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My gym plays this salsa compilation constantly:

youtube.com/watch?v=t1c38HHPj9o


It has to be among the worst music for lifting

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Nope. Tonight, tonight is peak pumpkins. Kys

Fucking DELETE THIS

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kek

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>Walk into the gym
SHAKEDOWN
1979

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>I'M THE BONE CRACKA

>not even mentioning Cherub Rock

>lifting right now
>listening to bullet with butterfly wings
>see this thread

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>walk into gym
>get on the floor
[spoiler]everybody do the dinosaur

Nice job you fucking retard

Why thank you i chiseled it myself

YOU WAKE UP LATE FOR SCHOOL MAN YOU DON'T WANNA GO

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YOU ASK YOUR MOM PLEASE
BUT SHE STILL SAYS NO!

YOU MISSED TWO CLASSES AND NO HOMEWORK

OH SHE'S SWEET BUT IS PSYCHO, A LITTLE BIT PSYCHO

>mfw

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>Walk into the gym

HEAD LIKE A HOLE

BLACK AS YOUR SOUL

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>owns

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY ON /mu/
youtube.com/watch?v=WtTV3is2ujY

Every fucking time

>go to shitty 10 dollars a month gym
>KIKI DO YOU LOVE ME ARE YOU RIDING NEVER EVER LEAVE FROM BESIDE ME BECAUSE I WANT YOU AND I NEED YOU

PULLDOWNS ON 1979
COOL CHADS NEVER HAVE THE TIME

>walk into gym
I BELIEEEVEEE
THEM BONES
ARE ME

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Why do cheap commercial gyms play shitty pop music? The answer might just surprise you.

only good taste in thread. Allow me to contribute with
NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA
NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA
WELL NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA!
THOSE WHO DIED
ARE JUSTIFIED
FOR WEARING THE BADGE OF THE CHOSEN WHITES

>enter gym
EEEEEEEENNNTEERRR THE FLOOOD AGAAAAAAAAIN

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>Hey Billy, when will you take me on your next tour again?

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>enter gym
>Vacuum noises start playing

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>walk into gym
brbr DENG
brbr DENG
brbr DENG
brbr DENG

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>enter gym
>OOOOH AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH

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Enter gym

>I AM NOT FEELING THE GREEN BURNING FLAME
>AS I GAZE BACK ALONG FOOTPRINTS YOU HAVE MADE

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Based, Machina II is peak Pumpkins

larp

>walk into gym
>THAT LITTLE FAGGOT WITH THE EARRING AND THE MAKEUP
>YEAH BUDDY, THAT'S HIS OWN HAIR

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Geek USA, homie.

Commie gibberish.

Based.

This is quite possibly correct.

Just realized today that apparently I’m boomer.

Boomer is a state of mind, user

>walk into gym
>GOT TO HAVE HIGH HIGH HOPES FOR A LIVIN
>put headphones in

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You misspelled cherub rock.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Billy the bald?

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billy was still a chad for a long time after he went bald though

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In no fucking universe has Billy ever been a chad

Fucking rope me then, I'm waiting.

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I AINT NO FORTUNATE SON NO

>Hung out with the 93 Bulls
>Not a chad

pick one

>6'4
>cucked Kurt Cobain before, after and during his marriage to Courtney Love
>made 3 of the best alt rock albums of the 90s, single-handedly mogging every Seattlecuck artistically
>not an ironycel like Stephen Malkmus
>model tier looks when he had hair
>not dead
Billy is as based as it gets.

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it's hard for me to remember he had hair

>enter the gym
>forgot my headphones
SOOO I MADE A BIIGG MISTAAAAKEEEEE

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>walk into gym

>Here I am, Rock you like a hurricane

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Their only good song. Smashing pumpkins is real onions shit

>walk into the gym
>a cacophony of drums and feedback starts
>ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOooooOOOOOO

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Memes aside I'm most surprised about the him not being dead part
I guess Chamberlain spooked him away from drugs

I’D RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL

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lmao wut, where is this gym

>walk into the gym

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
NO ONE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU
ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

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Walk into the gym and death metal plays
>oh shit home gym master race

he hung out with bulls and somehow you see a chad and not a cuck

this
really good looking dude

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So many replies, yet none of them right.
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>walk into gym
NO ONE KNOWS WHATS ITS LIKE

TO BE THE BAD MAN

TO BE THE SAD MAN

BEHIND BLUE EYES

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The song from that scene is also quite good.
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>walk into gym
GIMME FOO GIMME FAI GIMME DABAJABAZA

1979 and disarm are really good fucking songs, i'm not even a boomer. they're just really good

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>walk into the gym
>Ay yo nigga nigga bitch nigga fuck my homie like a bitch nigga

Why isn't this Billy Corgan and the infinite sadness

Because 'is 'eds like a melon m8

Oh I actually meant replacing smashing pumpkins with just Billy Corgan

Same difference

I've actually gone off them heaps now cos of their lefty shit.

The world is a vampire, sent to drain
Secret dead-lifters, hold you up to the bars
And what do I get, for my gains?
Betrayed tendies, and a piece of the cake
Even though I know--I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold-like old squats
Despite all my gains I am still just a manlet in a cage
Despite all my gains I am still just a manlet in a cage
Then Rippetoe will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my gains I am still just a manlet in a cage
Now I'm natty, nothing but a dyel
But can you fake it, for just one more rep?
And what do you want? I want to make it
And what have you got?
When you feel the same
Even though I know--I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold-like reps
Despite all my gains I am still just a manlet in a cage
Despite all my gains I am still just a manlet in a cage
Then Scooby will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my gains I am still just a manlet in a cage
Tell me I'm the only one, tell me there's no other one
Piana was an only son
Tell me I'm the chosen one
Piana was an only son for you
Despite all my scoops I am still just a /fatty/ in a cage
Despite all my gains I am still just a manlet in a cage
Then Zyyz will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my scoops I am still just a /fatty/ in a cage
Tell me I'm the only one, tell me there's no other one
Zyzz was an only son
And I still believe that I cannot be made
And I still believe that I cannot be made
And I still believe that I cannot be made
And I still believe that I cannot be made

based song memer, I applaud the efforts of a colleague

I'm not reading all that though because I don't even know which song this is

It's 1979 and only manlets disagree, sorry titch.

I laughed out loud user

>Walk into gym, Suzanne by Leonard Cohen plays on repeat
Home gym master race reporting in

If you know where I stole that joke from you're my nigga

FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT
>HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN
>BACKUP BACKUP
>TELL ME WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW

ask /mu/ it's their old meme

Fire up paint and have a go user, that's how memes work

It's the song this thread is about oh based retarded poster

>not listening to the entire Last Stand album front to back

>walk into gym

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>walk into gym
>drink Potion of Strength II
youtu.be/laZusNy8QiY

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