Brutal family mogs

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how does this happen. I have a friend who's 5'8" while his older brother is 5'3". It's pure evil.

I'm 5'3" and my little brother is 5'8"...

Eric?

yeah, my cousin was always 5-10cm ahead of me when we were young, that cunt was so fucking proud of his height even that he was year younger than me, making jokes, used to be a bully at school etc. Were all grown up now and I came out 6cm taller than him, yet hes still 186cm,which isnt that bad at all for him, yet I topped that motherfucker

Nope.

I'm 6ft3 while my brothers are 6ft4, 6ft3 and 5ft11, although he's only 14. my sister is 5ft10. we all look great.
our half-brother is 5ft9 hapa. I really do feel bad for him.

At least he's still a successful actor so meh.
I could cope.

Your family needs to have lots of white babies, good genes. Fuck my sister, she's a retarded art hoe and needs to become a woman. Knock her up for me and maybe she won't abort it and have a change of heart.

>fuck my sister

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Is this a fma reference?

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who the fuck hugs like this

WTF IS THAT THING

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My sister is a retarded vegan that married a Jew. He's really tall though so maybe he's barely Jewish. He's definitely not practicing. They're in their little hippie vegan suicide cult together.

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he still looks great, odd mix or brad and travolta desu. now try being ashton kutchers brother

brutal

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his brother is still handsome af

You've heard of manual walking? Now witness manual hugging.

Probably a crew member.

>Fuck my sister

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Brad Pitt’s brother is good looking. He is more attractive than everybody here. What the fuck are you talking about?

He looks like a chubby version of JD from Scrubs

Hellooo beautiful

>JD from Scrubs
looks way way better than that. looks more like retarded tom cruise

My dad is 6'4 and dark haired but im a 5'4 blonde guy.

Genetics are weird.

I'm 5'10 but Lil bro 6'3.

It's like it's better the 2nd time around

literally could be his aunt

>dad is 6'9"
>oldest bro is 6'6"
>second bro is 6'3"
>I'm 5'8"
>younger bro is 5'6"
I guess all the lanklet sperm made it out first due to been longer and faster, and once the lanklets were out the manlets finally had a fighting chance

what, not even him but i'd rather have her to fuck a fit tall guy than some random.

post pics

6'9?

Fuck off

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Are you ex-Yugo?

It’s possible.

Why'd she cut her hair, she looks like a grandma now

I'm 5'10
My brother 2years younger is 6'1

I'm happy I'm a manlet.

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Maybe he's not your dad then.

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Mom cucked your dad with blonde manlet.

———>>> /O/

They're both manlets anyways, they'll be together in the gas chamber

I'm 5'9" 143, 18 ottermode and handsome but borderline autistic. My brother is 16, 6'3" 235 handsome and pulls 5pl8s. He's kind of fat though but still a complete chad. My younger brother is 14, 5'10" 165 and handsome but skinnyfat. He's really funny which is a plus. Me and my middle brother are really athletic but the youngest isn't

>my dad

My dad is the shortest Male on his side of my family, at 6'2".

>———>>>

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My family. I am the youngest, tallest, most athletic, best looking and smartest. My brothers are funnier and less autistic though

lmao look at this newfaggot son of a whore i rape on daily basis. go ian curtis and livestream it you fucking soi junkie.
> and never come back

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Post body.

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my older half brother is like 6'4, has a wide frame, guts tier jaw. Im 5'9 average frame but with alot of muscle

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>monster himself

Fight me.

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whatever my fellow twinkboi. may bloatlord have mercy upon you

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I actually was more annoyed by the other guy but your nazbol kikery and twink body pissed me off more.

Nice digits.

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>hiding gyno
OH OH NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How did you know?

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fucking hell lad I'm only 18 I'm not ready to have a kid let alone one with your weird sister

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Be there for him, and set him on the right path lol. Make sure he doesnt become one of those whiny hapas.
He could go for weebs or Asian girls who grew up in the west, they tend to have an ingroup preference, and Asians only events, so he might as well know his market.

>father is ugly as hell, but 6'6
>mother is pretty, but 5'1
>i'm ugly and only 6'0
sadness

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Well hey at least your dad made it.

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>Came out tall, handsome, naturally athletic, and intelligent enough to make it through grad school without breaking a sweat.
>Older brother is shorter, smaller, and literally on the autism spectrum. Barely got out of high school. Every single thing that is as easy as breathing to me is a struggle for him.

Survivor's guilt is a heavy feel.

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You can tell he's softer. Big, Bambi-eyes. Eyes of prey animals.

I feel for this guy more than most.
I am the runt of my family all over 6ft, all are Jow Forums and successful with women.
I'm like 5'7"
Shit hurts man.

man brad isnt jason statham or arnie either. hes just prettyboi like cruise and leo, not saying its worse or better. his brother is handsome keep shitting on him, at end of day better looking than u and me still

5'10" as well, only male in the whole extended family under 6'.

hey there joffrey

Based lookism poster.

I'm the shortest of three brothers.
But I'm also the strongest.

Not sure how to feel.

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>when will they lear-
oh

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Hell yeah
Personally I’m a corvette and Chevy type a guy. But in general, fuck those European bastards. The gap between American and European luxury/sports cars is disappearing

gt is mogging everything in pic dumbass, nothing to do with autistic beetles

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>ford gt
more like powermanlet gt HAHA

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This is getting out of hand, Now theres two of them!

All good looking people

They both have the same face, but one is a 6'6 billionaire athlete who is considered the greatest of all time.
>5'8 vs 6'6
Proves that you can heightmaxx and be way taller than both of your parents.

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he'd be hot at a low bf %

he's the oldest one of us at 28 and we were never really close to him, can't/too late to set him on a right path. he does make good money and he's not socially retarded so we have faith in him.

My grandmother cursed us with her 5’0” genes, so I’m actually the tallest of my siblings at 5’7”. I could’ve easily been in your situation, though, because my grandfather was around 6’6”.

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She’s a hobbit and he doesn’t know how to hug her without giving her a face full of crotch

youre fucking retarded no matter how good looking you are you can still get mogged

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>no mog seen
you think so because hes fucking actor, look closely retard. careermogged for sure tho

my dad has black hair and i got blonde hair from my mom. so fucked.

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The men of the family all mog the women

I wonder who has the bigger penis

iS it pOsSible tAHt yoU Are alL ADolEscEntS sTiLl Gr0inG Up?

t. Chris Redfield

I'm 5'7, dad was 6'1
My mom's pregnant again and this time the father is 6'3
I pray every day that the child got the lanklet soccer genes

>blonde hair
>fucked
what?

Black hair is masculine.

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your mom is a whore

If you don't know context this is from a show where the small jap goes to american homes to help them tidy things up, the husband just met her for the first time when he arrived from work and he hugged both girls from the show and forgot to hug greet his own wife.

>how does this happen
Height genes are weird.

My mom is 5'2"
My dad is 5'8"
My sister is 5'0"
I'm 6'1"

It always gets pointed out on holidays or get-togethers like "Jeez where'd you get your height?" or "Your mom met the milkman huh.." (Unlikely, I look almost identical to my father)

Here we go again. I can't say who's supposed to mog who

How to heightmaxx?
HGH?

We can't fit everyone into the picture unless you lift up your left tit and let her slip her right tit into the gap.

Ok you on the other end, can you lift up your ballsack?, we are almost there.