Is dan bilzerian the king of Jow Forums?

Think about it guys. He can get any chick he wants, is redpilled, is jacked as fuck, legit trained killer, billionaire, cars, yachts, jets, mansions. He has it all and then some Jow Forums.

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> Also has beard gainns

He's even a manlet with a weak jaw. Fits right in.

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>any chick he wants
>hangs around blown out escorts

lol he's the male Kim Kardashian

congrats on looking up to a complete faggot

Thats fake you know that right brainlet?

>Failed Navy SEAL training
>Manlet
>Admits to roiding for his physique
>Rich from daddy's money, didn't earn any of it himself

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>complete faggot
>plows any and every chick he wants
You're just mad that dan is a complete gigachad while you're a DYEL turbocuck

Trust fund babby who hangs out with paid whores. A real role model.

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Will beard gains help get me laid?

Try again

>any chick that he wants
>exclusively hangs out with escorts and vapid instathots

yeah sure thing buddy

They're not escorts retard

Not Jow Forums, he is /fraud/ and /fa/

>super models are automatically whores and instathots
Ok neckbeard

No but he is living the life. Better than 99% of the people on this board. Those with crypto will get rich but we gotta suffer for now and wait for the future.

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>falling for the crypto meme

Dan already debunked crypto and said it was a ponzi scheme

I mean I know two professional models from growing up with them and they are essentially paid whores and escorts.

Like wtf you doing going to "dinner" with a crusty ass nfl team owner of he ain't paying you to give him a handy after

Goddamn he’s one caveman looking motherfucker

Its called networking you fucking idiot

>implying "super" models aren't whores

lol

I've seen the pictures.. If you squint it looks like groups of pretty girls but then the closer you look you start to see tramp stamps and belly button piercings and plastic surgery
If they aren't escorts then their even less than that, shameless gold diggers that hang around and hope the coke plate gets passed to them

kek

>Changed eye color

ironically both are armenian

Dan has what we call Neanderthal genetics

They worked hard as fuck to get to where they're at so shut the fuck up. These girls work their asses off and im not gonna let some incel neckbeard shit all over their careers.

They’re an inspiration to us all

Lol you think they're hanging out with him for free

>materialistic hedonist swine
>king of fit
king of the helots maybe

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It's not ironic, but coincidental.

he has a nice mushroom
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>google Dan Bilzerian height
>5'9"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I don't understand by your living the life comment.

He's like a wanna be Saudi billionaire and they get to play with military weapons and have actual harems with multiple wives.

Aren't there much better rich people to be envious of?

Like off the top of my head, Oracle founder Larry Ellison is someone I wish I could be.

Lawrence Joseph "Larry" Ellison is an American businessman, entrepreneur, and philanthropist who is a co-founder and the executive chairman and chief technology officer of Oracle Corporation.
Born: August 17, 1944 (age 74 years), New York, NY
Net worth: 66.1 billion USD (2019)
Salary: $41.5 million (2017)

He's one of the world's wealthiest weebs as well. Owns a collection of historical Japanese artifacts and built a 70 million dollar Japanese mansion in California.

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You're right, they've worked much harder than little Blitz boy. I hope they're generously compensated for having to spend time with a shit cunt

Not king of Jow Forums
>Born into extreme wealth
> from -9 months this dude had good nutrition
> can afford any trainer, supplement, trt hormone, or stem cell
>surrounded by successful people
>surrounded by socially adept people.
>just a spoiled rich kid whos still a sperg but gets past it by buying his company.

The king of fit, should either have been a skeletor or a fatty or just generally unfit, likely poor, unsocialized but build him/herself up and a shining example of making it.

>looking up to an overcompensating trust fund manchild
Of course if I could I would like to be in his situation but idolizing him is retarded.

he's a manlet hiding a weak chin behind his beard.

>google Larry Ellison height
>6'3"

based as fuck

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>t. Dan Blizerian

If you are a thot, you could do much better than Dan.

Look at Silicon Valley senior management.

Marrying Thots and gold diggers who then divorce them later and get alimony.

These thots of Dan would do better aiming for Silicon Valley nerds than Dan.

See King of Jow Forums was Zyzz.

Haven't seen one example of that, everyone sells their soul for roids after 2 years and then says they've been training for 12

This is like the third one of these
What is going on?

Based

Dan has some extra time on his hands

He is already 74 years old as well and still looks really good.

Compared to Jow Forums not the rest of the world
>"Better than 99% of the people on this board."

Once you get to a point a wealth, like 100M+. I didn't make the thread I do agree there are cooler celebs.

Zyzz liked going to saunas.

Jow Forums just wants to go home and rest after the gym not some in a sauna with other men like what Zyzz did.

I honestly think it's Dan himself making these threads

That's why he was King. He had aesthetic gains, but more importantly, he mastered social gains.

That's California though, Dan gets the damaged goods that get left behind in vegas

He mastered dying like a retard

I never understood the appeal of Dan. He's lucky social media is so saturated in real life right now because without instagram, he would have remained obscure.

He's not involved in the Jow Forums related industry in anyway.

If I wanted pussy and yet be related to Jow Forums, I be on the super corrupt Olympics committee, so every 2 to 4 years, I have an excuse to work internationally, get my ass kissed by the foreign host country, and possibly enjoy the local women.

Maybe even find out if those legendary Olympic Orgies even exist or not or is just some decade long running joke the press keeps alive every 4 years.

That's the only thing I admire of Dan, he doesn't marry any of the thots that he surrounds himself with. Just look at all the other idiots in his position, they marry the first thot that tells them that "I love you for who you're", then they get fuck out of half of their money in the divorce.

Where can I see proof that he is red pilled?

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Adam driver?

>started late
>average upbringing
>average to poor genetics
>kinda sperg, but not off the deep end

Not really king but i think he's definitely ourguy.jpg

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He looks like a woman trying to look like a man

Be careful though. Some states treats long time girlfriends or female housemates, almost like spouses so breaking up or kicking them out of the house or apartment is almost as bad as divorcing them.

Basically, research your state's laws. All I remember is that some states like California have one of the worst divorce laws yet stupid male celebrities keep marrying in California and then get JUSTed a few years later.

Saw a comedy skit the other day about how marriage for rich people is just the guy saying I bet you half my shit I wont cheat on you
I'm in line for an inheritance and I wear a condom even though my girlfriends on the pill

Depends on the definition of red pilled.

I can't recall a 100% red pilled famous person.

But some male celebs have red pilled actions yet 99% of them is blue pilled.

For example, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with women when they reach 25 years old.

He's blue pilled about everything else though because real Chads actually have successors to their genetic lineage so not having any successors means you failed Mother Nature in some way.

>He has it all and then some Jow Forums.
>5'9

Guess he doesn't have everything

>I wear a condom even though my girlfriends on the pill
lol cuck

>Still posting that retard manlet like an autist

Reminder that during the Las Vegas shooting he had his friend film him telling a police officer to give him his gun. Other reminder that he’s a failed Navy Seal.

I'm sure you'll die like a genius

Money is to afford children you insect

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King of the manlets maybe

Im jealous of his money but no way he is the king of fit. He’s an insecure manlet with a fucked up 40” waist. Also he isn’t close to a billion. A better choice would be Gianluca Vacchi has a better body, more money and less degenerate but still fun lifestyle.

But I think the true king should be Calum Von Moger. Huge, not a manlet, cheeky kunt

Hahahhaha. You must have a gold medal in mental gymnastics to get to that conclusion

That’s exaggerated too. He is closer to around 5’7 and often wears lifts lmao. That being said I’d lose height and become 5’7 for that money... but being 6’+ with that money would still be better

Hi Dan, back again I see.

What does this cunt have to do with being fit though. King of fit isn’t just a rich cunt who does cool shit. What happened to this board, wealth idolising Jews

0/10, weak bait, mate

Reminder that most/all men lie though so Dan is definitely shorter.

how the fuck is it a japanese mansion if it's in california

Dan, why are you trying to impress a bunch of unlifting 16 year olds? Go to bed.

>real Chads actually have successors to their genetic lineage so not having any successors means you failed Mother Nature
Now THIS is redpilled, imagine not wanting to have kids just because you wanna be quirky and unique. Not complaining though because that just means that those kinds of people won't pass on their beta cuck genes.

Google Larry Ellison's Japanese mansion. There's articles about it.

Basically, he hired all Japanese workers, imported all the building materials from Japan, all the trees are from Japan, etc

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He's 74 years old and doesn't have a beer belly?

He's the fittest male billionaire I seen as well for his age in the same age range as other 70 year olds.

I'm 5'7" and barely reach month's end

So he is just rich old and not fat? That’s some pretty low standards for king of fit. Frank Zane is a better choice if you want a fit old man. This is fit not biz after all

No

>daddy stole it all in a ponzie scheme
Armenians are like double jews

Fiat currency is also a ponzi scheme, so you're fucked no matter what.

not all escorts are dirty hood trash u know? they are all high class whores but keep believing these women actually hang out with him cuz hes cool

Goggins?

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This dude is not a trained killer he never even made it out of buds. David Goggins went through buds training 3 times with a broken knee.

>I can't recall a 100% red pilled famous person
Mel Gibson

thats mike tyson

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seething dantoid

His face is looking like shit but I don't get why. Eyes are good, orbital rim is prominent, cheekbones are normal. Any autistic lookismfag care to chime in?

Trained Killer? Every single Navy Seal will tell you that the training is for sorting people out and not for actually teach them anything, he was sorted out with 80% other people.

>dan bilzerian
>king
>5'9''

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Stephen King lookin muhfucka

He still slays more pussy and makes more money than you ever will

>Look at Silicon Valley senior management.
>Marrying Thots and gold diggers who then divorce them later and get alimony.
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