>be eating oats, mouth fool of gooey chewed food
>body decides it's the best time to suddenly sneeze, launching it all onto fucking walls, bedsheets and laptop screen
Do you have any fucking idea how hard it is to clean this shit?
>wake up
>feel the urge to pee
>be about to go to the toilet
>despite doing your best to hold your pee in body decides it's the best time to fucking piss uncontrolably into your pants
>be about to go to the gym
>suddenly feel an urge to shit
>oh fuck better go visit the toilet before i go
>body decides you couldn't possibly go to the toilet and you should shit your pants instead
>wake up in the morning
>go to the toilet to shit and piss
>go shower
>despite shitting 10 minutes before you shit yourself under the shower trying to fart
I don't fucking even.
Why is human body so fucking retarded?
You sound fucking demented
How much do you weigh?
What do you mean? Who are you, and why am I here?
82kg, 176cm, bulking on about 3,4k kcal.
You have the bladder of an old man. You should get it checked out.
Also when I eat any kind of fast food or sweets or whatever I get a brutal diarrhea, though it's probably the fault of all the shit they put in it.
Just sounds like you have a weak bladder user, you should be able to hold 1L+ of piss in your bladder before you piss uncontrollably.
Any exercises for bladder gains?
Kegel exercises maybe? Idk. Some user said they increased their bladder capacity by holding it in for long periods of time (playing vidya) but I doubt that's healthy.
Should I attach weights to my Johnson for progressive overload?
It's prostate cancer
>the body is retarded
>your skin heals itself
>your bones put themselves back together
>when you sleep to recover your brain is so powerful it creates dreamlike worlds while it’s fixing you to entertain you
>we can freely change our body composition with knowledge and know how
>apex predator of earth
>op is a faggot
Op is also fat probably
I think I'm about 18% bf and I bulked from like 62kg.
>when you sleep to recover your brain is so powerful it creates dreamlike worlds while it’s fixing you to entertain you
>to entertain you
Damn my brain was my closest bro and I didn't even know it. Too bad he's a dumbfuck and can't remember what happened in said dreams.
Yeah, being 4 years old was fucking tough.
It gets better, though, don't worry.
That sounds more YOUR body is retarded bro.
heh, goteem
It's not about what happened, only how they made you feel.
true true
>being such a memorylet you can't remember your own dreams
kek
I had a wet dream last night. It was pure kino
Can confirm 100%. After working in the tropics and drinking heaps of water all day I would sleep with a full bladder. Pissing in the morning was painful but after doing this for 3 months I had an iron bladder.
What the fuck are you talking about? Do you have Alzheimer’s OP?
No but I might have aspergers. Why do you ask?