ITT we post about THAT guy at the gym
>That leggings wearing curry who does bicep curls in front of the mirror for 45 minutes every day
That guy thread
Jeremiah Baker
Jack Taylor
>that guy who wears a headphone and is always avoiding eye-contact
Nolan Ortiz
>that guy who hangs out at the gym and does nothing else
I made the mistake of making friends at a gym, don’t do it
Kevin Myers
>that guy lifting weights with an awkward form just begging you to ask him wtf his problem is
Brody Fisher
>that fat fucking cunt who didn't wash his hands after taking a shit and is now rubbing his tardy feces ridden palms all over the fucking equipment
Fuck you scumbag leave and never come back
Thomas Ward
>that dumb buff guy who keeps lifting even though he doesn't need it
Parker Flores
> that paki that takes 3 spots, doesn't speak your language and uses balance to cheat on every move
Jacob Perry
>that guy who leaves tonsil stones at the dumbbells and laugh when someone take it
Luke Thomas
>that guy who rushes his sets to let you in and you never see him again
I hope he’s okay
Austin Sullivan
>that gril who's using the equipment next to you who your really want to make conversation with but you're autistic brain can't come up with a conversation piece that doesn't start with knifehanding her over her shit form and lack of real non meme exercises but suddenly your preworkout kickes in and now your facial expressions only convey aggression and animalistic instinct that would make a first impression rather awkward, and then while you're thinking about all of that she gets bored and leaves you
Parker Gray
Niger what
Owen Bailey
>that guy who's jacked at 5'8 but the gymthots still laugh at him when he's not looking
Christian Campbell
So don't think so much
Landon Hall
Zachary Thomas
>that Vietcong guy who is Wearing white jeans, a designer belt, button down and cell phone clip starring at himself do tricep pulldowns
Jordan Hall
>that whitey who jacks off in the gym to third squatting because he's an incel
Andrew Stewart
sometimes i cough those things while i'm working out and i stick them on the machines or the dumbbells.
Oliver Murphy
You?
Jordan Cooper
>that kid some middle aged woman brought that's sort of hovering around an isolation machine not really knowing what to do triggering your father instincts that want to teach him how to bench press or some exercise that could actually do something for him and possibly make him a body builder in his future but if you actually approach him that would be weird because you're a grown ass man and gym advise is already looked down upon so you just ignore it while his shit mother does some meme thot exercise trying to find a husband to raise her bastard
Thomas Morgan
>that guy who looks around before doing his “heavy” pr, or worse looks around then screams
Daniel Mitchell
>that guy that benches almost double his squat because he doesnt want giant legs that would make his needle dick looking even smaller
Joseph Smith
I don't get it
Thomas Campbell
This fuckin guy thinks his answer is something that can be given in one paragraph
>Tell me more
John King
We will see who is laughing after I drop 15k on dick enlargement surgery
Samuel Hill
idk what else to say it, i do those things because whoever touches it will get stinky hands. that's funny to imagine.
Owen Watson
Fuck you
Jackson Gray
Don't you brush your teeth
Daniel Price
>that guy that comes in, does his program, and leaves without anyone noticing
Ian James
I know literally ONLY two people in my gym that do squats with heavy weights. One is a competitive powerlifter and he excels at all lifts that a powerlifter is supposed to excel, he's fucking huge. Other guy is smaller, but he's extremely lean and well developed, he squats probably like x1.5+ bw.
Everyone else is doing bench. There's this guy who ONLY does bench for an hour or so. He's tall and fat as fuck, flabby everywhere except his chest that looks like a bloated tumor compared to the rest of his body.
Adam Taylor
Ok
Landon Hill
Nolan Gray
lmao I remember that thread
same here user, same here
Benjamin Reed
Kek
Christian Anderson
THEY ARE FAGS AND THE BIGGER GUY IS THE TOP
Ethan Foster
I really know that feel
He's such a little twink! I want him to make gains!
Owen Diaz
>that gurl who only does squats, deadlifts and hip thrusts
Michael Morris
Heres some OC for my Jow Forumsfriends
Joshua Rodriguez
>That guy that keeps talking about Clenbuterol
It's me. What will happen if I go straight to 150mcg 2 weeks on 2 weeks off?
Carson Garcia
Jittery hands from the intensity
Xavier Thompson
Don't have a gym masturbator?
>Never gonna make it
Levi Cox
the fuck is this
Adam Moore
>that guy who always leaves his dumbbells on the floor to take other ones, then screams 'i was using those' when you take them
Carson Johnson
>that handsome teen guy who just looks at himself in the mirror, coming close and looking at every detail
Joshua Sanders
>that friend who has a fat wife and copes by suddenly always mentioning his preference for "thick" women every single time admiration for in-shape, attractive women are brought up
dont drag me into this pitiful display faggot
Kayden Rivera
>that fucking retarded curlbro autist randomly taking his shirt off flexing and grunting at himself in the mirror making me almost burst into laughter at the bottom of my squat which in turn makes me tighten up way too much and release the loudest fart
Now I'll have the boomers crack jokes at me for the rest of the week at least
Chase Hill
Pin press, I’m fairly certain Jeff “Rotate those Cuffs or you won’t get buff” Cavelierre recommends them
Leo Bailey
>that guy who uses two hands for these
Michael Morris
>that guys who takes the only bench in gym just as you're arriving
>mfw he's grabbing 15kg plates instead of 20kg like a real man, knowing he won't lift more than 60kg at the end
>mfw he does 6 gorillion x 5 sets
Caleb Clark
Oh fugg
Hunter Miller
What's wrong with this, bitch? I like listening to my music and not look at ugly people. Attention whore, no ear havin bitch
Ryan Brown
>>that gurl who only does squats, deadlifts and hip thrusts EVERY FUCKING DAY!
Carter Sanchez
>that incel who warms up before lifting heavy
>that beta who does 30 minutes of cardio at the end of a workout
>that virgin zoomer who racks his weights when done
Christopher Lewis
Thats me wtf man
Ryan Richardson
>that 40yo fat boomer with the broken back halfsquatting 1pl8
Anthony Morales
Tfw I’m all of these except for the beta cardio
Jose Bell
>that guy who never reracks his weights when done
Julian Fisher
>ripped af
>bald af
>tall af
>loud af
>high pitched voice like a 12 yo
Always makes me laugh when he asks me to switch sets
Jayden Nelson
>That guy wearing the Phi Delt + KD homecoming 2014 shirt even though Phi Delt has been kicked off campus for two years
Justin Scott
kill yourself
Nathan Gray
>that dyel that told me “you can’t just lift everyday”
Gavin Anderson
>that dreadlock nignog who is a semi-DYEL and lifts with a smug face
I hate this fool
Cooper Davis
>that dreadhead who wears a hoodie, sweatpants and timbs and only hits leg presses and deadlifts
Pretty strong desu
Jordan Walker
Theres one in mine
Dylan Young
Patches?
David Bennett
>that bearmode dude who does a ton of HIIT and smith machine lifts
>that thot with a gigantic beautiful ass and insane curvy figure
>her unfortunate sister who looks like her parents were 2x4s
>that lanky school kid with horrible form and weak lifts
desu most of the gym lads have been cleaned out by better prices or better gyms of the same price opening up near me. but i live so close to this gym that i don't wanna leave
Adam Mitchell
>that guy who takes a probiotic and a colon cleanse at the same time
I’m not going to make it bros it hurts ;(
Robert Johnson
delet
Caleb Ramirez
that weird autist that keeps singings to him self between sets
Ethan Adams
Congratulations
William Morales
>JUST GO LIFT BRO, NO ONE WILL BE JUDGING YOU
Alexander Morgan
Lol there's this Aryan brotherhood looking guy at my gym, just like you described and covered in prison tats, but he lost his hearing as an infant so he has this really bizarre high pitched slurred lisp- I thought he was purposely doing it as a joke at first.
Really nice guy though, he can read lips from across a room
Noah Gonzalez
>The black dude at the gym pool who uses snorkel and mask, and uses the foam noodles to stay afloat while swimming his laps
Colton Garcia
You're such a disgusting fucking faggot. You're the type of white people i hate just be normal
Anthony Nguyen
>that beta who does 30 minutes of cardio at the end of a workout
Bretti gud when you are a fatty on the way to a fit life. Lift heavy and then do some mild cardio after.
Brody Butler
le binocular man
Andrew Adams
Literally me, I almost assaulted the poor girl because I didn’t know what to say.
Brody Morales
>that guy that wears basketball shorts
Christian Perry
Please delete this post.
Benjamin Allen
>that guy who has cum stains on his shirt
Christopher Harris
Thats me lol but thats not my cum
Brayden Hughes
Unless someone helps him get up, that male giraffe is going to die, because they can't stand up from that lying position. Imagine dying because a girl rejected you.
Thomas Campbell
No, he's the bottom. The dude who who isn't named is called the top, hence why he says he has a name.
Isaac Thompson
Who's cum is it?
David Ward
>that guy who starts squatting in the power cage the instant you're done squatting so you have to ohp in the squat rack and it looks like you're the one who's wrong