Whats the best compliment you got regarding your phyique?

you must have a nice ass then, girls only compliment good ones

Older women eyeing me until they eventually approach me and comment on my work ethic and muscles. People have commented on my traps which are one of my best bodyparts

Notice how all these compliments are either from other men or old people haha

>tfw

"Jesus, hugging you is like feeling up a tree trunk, why are you always wedding a hoodie if that's what you have under Neath?"

First time I hugged a new friend. She kept poking me and touching my arms and stomach after that.

Usually wear a dress shirt to work, so one day I came in with a t-shirt and I got called Captain America.

post body

A grill said I looked masculin. Does that mean she wants the "d"?

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>you look like a greek god
-my brother, when I came out of the bathroom after taking a shower with my upper body exposed and my long hair open

"nice butthole, faggot"

>wow you have abs

I've gotten some compliments, mainly for my arms and back, but it was always from male friends.
Did you fuck?

I get a lot of compliments about my green eyes, much less about my skelly body.
But I got some weird ones (girls only)
>Your nose looks handsome
>You're confortable
>Nice ass

No, he's my brother.

>always from male friends.

every single time

It's ok though, I didn't start for the mires and I'm still a noob

>"Nice tits!"
I'm not a woman...

You must have nice pecs or gyno

What they meant to say is "hey sweets, nice luscious man tits"

Youre a big guy.

post it

One day at Uni we were talking about goal bodies and one guy said he'd like to have a physique like mine.
I was a complete dyel tough.
Got complimented way too much that year by my english teacher. Too bad she wasn't hot.

No such luck pal, I’m 180lbs @ 5’11” and not much in the way of definition.

maybe you just got good fat distrubution and all of your fat goes into your ass

My ass is pretty big

i will need proof of that

Don't get too big
-Mom

"woah user youre ripped" - lesbian female friend after i took my shirt off

we were all taking it turns lying on one of those spiky massage mats

I’m at work currently, should the thread remain later may post it

A fat weeb female friend said I look like a jojo character. Also people at the gym mire my lmao2pl8 power clean.

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give me your discord @ bro

you can delete it after posting

s-source on this pic?

my folder

>Huge arms
>huge back
>biggest OHP in my gym, people specifically came to tell me that
But mostly getting mires about my arms

I'm turbo dyel by fit standards

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>lifted a thing for a girl at work, "thanks, muscles"
>accused of taking steroids by a dyel after seeing stretchmarks on my arms
>"you look really good" (while looking at my arms) - my ex after coming back to me
>friend: you've gained weight. fbw: mm yeah, it's all in his shoulders
>"dude, you're getting buff!" - bumped into old high school buddy at the gym

i know these aren't the best, but after being a 275 lb dyel with gamer body, each one was like basically winning the Olympia to me.

Girls mire are mostly about my dong, they don't care about my phisique
Guys mire my calves and bloat arms, ezpz

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your arms look good but you also flex and push them against your upper body

>goind out with random people
>"Hey captain!"
>lolwut.tiff
>because you look like cpt. america!

>in the office nicknamed as "the hulk"
>and being "sporno" - sport x porno

>in friendcircle and sourroundings known as "muscle user"
>my reputation is spread everywhere and people I never saw before knew who I am
>"hey you are muscle user! niiice"
>everyone had a fuckton of fun going out with me

I miss those times....

“Do you use steroids?”

Nope, I knew someone would say that. I do flex, but I'm keeping them both in front of my body.

ill believe you but only if you post ass

"giant" "huge" "abomination"
i'm so tired of this shit
every normie think about me as steroid abuser but the thing is I never took steroids. I trained from age of 13, 5 different disciplines on a national level, had a spinal injury (sciatica), was depressed because everyone treated me stereotypically, no matter if I was fat at 13, or 105 kilos of pure muscle at 26.. I finished studies, but the lecturers did everything to fuck me up (0.25 points to get 3, verbal harassment etc) every day, just because I looked different and I wanted education while pursuing other things.
I want to be normal, with a girl who see a human in me, not some walking pack of meat. But it's too late.
t. monster

Post monster body

>Took a first date to my usual sushi boat hangout. >She's sitting to my right and she tries to wrap her tiny hands around my forearms.
>She can't touch her own fingers.
>I've never been with someone so fit, user.
>ended up doing the dirty at my place later that evening.

Felt bretty good, bros.

I'm not going to post any photo of me on Jow Forums
and I'm not here to shitpost
ask questions if you want

post your ass dude, nobody can tell its you

>having sciatica
>having ass good enough to post it
only one to pick senpai :)

>>hasn't watched GoT

Two different people asked me if I was on roids, that was cool because I'm still natty

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> me taking off jacket
> wearing quite tight t-shirt
"Fuck, man, you're bald, gray bearded and bottle glasses on.. Now seeing you is one fucking cognitive dissonance"

i dont get it. you look old but have a youthful body?

>two boomers approach me on my way to the gym
>“nice shoulders man and look at his neck and back, fucking insane“
>then literally say I‘m gonna make it
never thought boomer mires felt that good

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I'm 50yo 175cm 94kg 18%bf

oic, cheers old timer. have a sips on me

My friend called me beefy and wide lol

"looks like you haven't been outside in weeks"

>In the elevator
>Were you working out your chest?
>Uh yeah.
>Looks pretty good dude, good job.

Made my day desu

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>physique exactly like gollum from lord of the rings fim trilogy
Where my golem bros at

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Get mad gains, sit down next to your opponent in bracket, and literally flex on them in the fox ditto.

Discord is for trannies.

he wanted to smash

For you

a guy told me
>“i didn’t expect you to play video games because of your physique”
t-thanks

You aren't lean and your arms are not big. If YOU have the biggest OHP in your gym its a home gym

Was coming back from the gym with my buddy, both of us are tall/blonde/handsome and had a juicy pump when we ran into another gymbro that we both knew. He says "damn you two just look like toxic masculinity". Felt pretty damn good

Had a girl cold message me the night after she saw me shirtless at the beach, wanting me to come over and fuck. She had a BF as well.

Another girl said, after fucking, that I have "the best body I've [she's] ever seen."

>i have a bro that recently started working out, >hes 6' something and im 5' 6" we were playing chicken and dominating our friends
>hes probably worked out half as much as i have and hes way bigger (i mean tbf i didnt know wtf i was doing for mostt of the time i was working out)
>I decide to be the bottom (no homo)
> we wreck even more shit and we were having a good time.
>everyone was surprised i could hold him up and win
>he calls me swole
felt good to get mired by someone i mire

a girls asked me to flex a bicep and touch them, i'm gay but still felt nice

im athletic ottermode and any girl that sees me shirtless asks me if im a swimmer

A weird aunt upon seeing me after a few years: "oooh user, I'm a big muscle man now, ooh" in fake man voice.

she complimented my ass and loved to look at it and stroke it while we were laying in bed.. good times

Quads and my relatively overpowered squat

>warming up for squats in commie gym
>fit chick in rack next to me says sorry for staring too much but she thought I had a very stronk squat and she was mesmerized by it lol
>was only warming up with 135
>today says 5x5 at 180
>proceed to small talk, she asks about my max
>tell her is good but nothing exceptional
>mfw caught her mirin my 4 plate squats later

that's cute

You must be a special kind of retard

autist friend told me I turned all my fat into muscle

I've only ever been told I'm looking thinner when I dropped down to skele mode and that I was looking healthier when I put weight on.

Feels pointless, man.

Oh forgot:
random dude is complimenting my my great/nice biceps.

some old boomer asked me if I'm actively into powerlifting since I was lifting heavy on squats and deadlifts(lmao 2-3 plates back then but rising). This was in a boomer/senior gym for "health" so not many strong lifters there.

people asking me if I am a personal trainer / if I give session.

Not counting the countless and worthless mires from thots.

people who are know-it-all smartasses most of the time explicitly checking themselves and prefacing anything they say in your presence when it comes to topics of physical strength, fighting and whatnot

>"Wow you look so different user!"

Actualy neither of us has watched that shit.

Got a few recently.

>at dollarstore buying a bunch of US flag stuff
>wearing "Merica" sleeveless looking joocy
>get to cashier, old Ethiopian fella
>"oh whoa you bug muscle huge man"
>"huge how you so huge you play sport"
>everybody in store looking at me
>oh no stop I'm actually autistic trapped in Chad bod

>walking to gastation for eggs after workout, joocy af
>oppressed gentleman and his coalburner companion come out
>"hey man can you buy us a swisher"
>no (I'm not committing a crime for a darkie)
>"yo fuck you then fuckin cracker"
> I turn around
>No. Fuck YOU, Nigger.
> he comes after me, but his traitor gf holds him back and says "babe fucking look at him"
>"babe let's fuckin go now"!
>fags, I coulda used some cardio

>helping customer load "heavy" objects into vehicle.
>shootin shit bout sports
>"you go to (our university)"
>nah why
>"you look like a football player, you're huge"
>ha nah, I just do reeeeally hardcore yoga
>we laugh

By Jow Forums standards I'm dyel, but to normies I'm a fucking God poc related

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> I turn around
>No. Fuck YOU, Nigger.
In our one-sided society? doubt ಠ___ಠ

Stayed at a very nice hotel in Macau. There was a gym, you sign in with your name and room#, then you are to be given some sort of a safety brief by the trainers (liability etc, i guess). My brief was "how many years lifting sir?"

>In our one-sided society?

It is only that way because we have allowed it to become that way.

Imagine somebody acting like that darkie anytime before the 70's
Shit shouldn't be this way

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does getting raped count as a compliment?

>dat feel when the big guys at the gym acknowledge your strength even tho you are half there size

This.
Game recognize game. Gods recognize gods. Champions recognize champions.

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Lots of people complimented me on my weight loss and said I look a lot better.
I'm still fat, but its a start.

i recognise cringe

>That's a nice shirt
>same old shirt
>no one ever complimented my clothes before I starting working out

Dennis?