>Skull crushers
>My cranium remains intact
Skull crushers
>power clean
>still need a shower
>Clean and jerk
>Have to clean up again
>tricep extensions
>same length as before
>farmer walks
>still a city slicker
>Barbell curls
>Barbell still straight
>leg press
>no buttons
>ham leg raise
>only raises my body
>snatch
>am still a virgin
>lunges
>ids only brekfasd :---DD
>decline bench
>it insists
basd :--D
>leg press
>no iron
>start fasting
>Become slower
>leg extension
>still a manlet
Well ladeedah Mr Gucci Loafers
>decline bench press
>Declined
>squat
>still have to pay rent
>incline press
>Cline is the one in my ass
>leg extension
>Still a manlet
>rack pull
>can only pull the bar
>deadlift Sumo style
>still fully clothed
Suberb :DDD
>curl
>403
>triceps kick back
>not using my leg
>pectoral butterflies
>body still looks like an inchworm
>do resistance exercises
>occupying forces kill me
>block pinches
>shit is regular shape
>bench press
>press the barbell anyways
>vertical jump
>???
>seal row
>not rowing seals
>renegade row
>remain calm
>shoulder fly
>neither fly nor find shoulders having exited body
>do situps
>lay down half the time
>calf raises
>mires from chicks from farmersonly
>butt blasting
>forget to say no homo
>dips
>still dry
>chin-ups
>entire body moves
Kek
>free smells
>do isolation exercises
>commit suicide from loneliness
>calf raises
>tfw no cattle
BULJU! :DDDD
Based binland
>pull day
>have to push open the door
>Seated cable rows
Followed by
>Standing satellite columns
>crossfit
>still straight
kek
>deadlift
>still alive
>bongo mongo
>askjdfhsui
>hongo bongo
>lkjhgfddsaui
>take the free weights home
>get arrested
>push-ups
>I'm pushing downward
>concentration curl
>i have ADHD
>Jow Forums
>i'm not
honorable
never seen this one before. is it OC?
Dips
Still here
>'ave a spiffing good bandy about the near asian colonies, duty for the King and all, there's a good chap. 'ave a go at adding a new state to the empire
>turkish getups
blast it all
>crunches
>Dont hear anything
>dragonkites
>Im just a human lifting my legs
I don't get it
>lunge X-D
>ids dinner dime :DDDD
>calf raises
>now they are cows
Best one yet
>dips
>breath smells like shit
I'm laughing my ass off. These are the best
>trap raises
>my son is straight
>pushups
>fly away
>overhead press
>there's no journalist precariously balanced on the squat rack above me