Why do so few people do the Chad Press?

shouldn't I be able to push more than her bodyweight in order to lift her :D?

I did it once with my sister to prove that I could. She's about 53-54 kg.

no clue how to properly grip

I can press strictly 62.5kg for 5 reps @ 70kg bw

Just so you don't look like a complete spaz and drop the girl: one hand on upper sternum, one hand grabbing vagina. More modest approaches = throw the girls legs over her head and kill her

One hand on the inside of her thigh and one on her crossed arms, make sure she keeps her core tight.

Is she hot? Did you fug after?

No, she is my sister.

I do
Here in Germany there's this thing called Garde at Carnevale which is a group dance thing with mostly girls
My mother organizes that whole thing where I come from and wanted me to join so they could do stuff like Pic related

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>getting to feel up hot girls in pantyhose

you lucky kraut

those barbells are so expensive

That’s literally what he said, retard.

cucked and bluepilled

Best part is I used to be an obese autistic kid and moved to my dad just to come back being in decent shape to haras girls

If you don't mind can you send her to me. I will also try my max rep

>current gym ceiling is too low so I have to do seated dumbbell press instead
>tfw new branch opening even closer in giant warehouse building

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Only if you live in Norway.

The friendzone strikes again. A minutes silence for our fallen comrade, please.

I used to do this with my ex gf all the time for reps to fuck with her.

>OHP 1rm: 175
>her weight: 110 or something

fat girls

I'm too tall.

I'd hit the ceiling.

too bad you have to wear that gay outfit lol, but that's my fetish.. (the girls outfit, not your gay one)

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I don't wear that shit I've got that sorted out
I'll just get some white pants that hopefully fit my quads and a nice red dress shirt

ngggghhh god I wish I had a fit boyfriend to do that to me. Once my brother tried it on me (I'm 52kgs) but it was just annoying since he just wanted to brag. Also his fingers dipping into my sides hurt a lot.

Herweight/0.85 is equal to Herweight * 1.15

Are you the sister of

I did few times log press on ~50 kg girls
Stats 178 75 5x5 60kg strict

>How do I into maths

Serves you right for getting membership at a manlet gymnasium.

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Nah my brother doesn't browse Jow Forums nor speak english

wrong

my gf is short and fat, itd be like trying to ohp an atlas stone

>tfw my ex was 175 cm and 48 kg

>Kraut wants to harass women
I don't see what pol is so worried about, your cultural traditions are in excellent hands.

Better than 48cm and 175kg

would love to and could but tfw no average gf

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add 30% to that accounting for girls not being straight bars, but wobbly mess

Most men can't lmao1plate
Most roasts exceed lmao1plate

She looks Scandinavian.

nah

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I couldn't OHP a gf unless she was a hungry skeleton but I could squat one or deadlift a THICC one

Weak

>not squatting one girl on each shoulder

I'm still a DYEL skinnyfat for now but I've been on SL5x5 for 1.5 months, I'm gonna be squatting 4 gfs before I know it

youtube.com/watch?v=sEz-rsHbdVQ

>ywn incline bench lmao4gf for reps

she has english or irish ancestry

I only lift my girlfriend by grabbing her from behind with a comfy hug.

I did that with more males than females I think.
But yeah I do them regulare and everyone is in aaaaaw, nice. (at least no one knows that I have to push press them because strict pressing that would kill me and the person above me)

>hot girls are too light
>fatties are disgusting

So would this be for push pressing 1x gf or strict OHPing?

If I can place my hands under my gf’s armpits, and raise here above my head, arms fully extended, without rocking or otherwise cheatrepping, while she goes full deadweight, can I reasonably assume I’d Be able to do this? It’s an awesome photo op and we go to the beach every weekend. I’d love to try.

Probably yes. It's more difficult to clean her to your shoulders than it is to press her overhead. Also, she needs to keep her core tight.

so she will look like 65 in 2-3 years

already does

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fuck you

It's difficult to find a stacy that weighs enough to be an actual workout.

who is she?

being "the strong guy" in my circle, i've chad pressed a few of my 180lb male friends for photos and shit without any trouble (no homo), but i've tried it on women half that weight a few times and every time i almost dropped them on their fucking heads. women lack core strength and any sense of balance, so they're fidgeting around above you throwing your balance way off, desu i'd recommend against ever trying it just because of the risk of her being retarded.

this guy knows his shit

My fatass gf is taking 15ml var and my God having her grind on my face after rowing is the bomb

>when he realizes he almost throws them down in a symbolic act of casting down the matriarchy that has forced him into posting excerpts of nonsense onto a small japanese cartoon board known for its vile userbase of outcast men and pedophiles

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it’s equal to herweight*~1.176

That's cheerleading, Otto

Based and extremely Floridapilled.

Because I can only OHP 40 kilos and my gf weights 52. I'll try 44 today.

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Because the girl has to be the right body proportions to be able to successfully pull it off, it's not that a lot of guys couldn't OHP the weight of their girlfriend, if she's really bottom heavy or too heavy, is more curvy or is really short it's going to be too physically awkward to be able to lift her above your head without injuring yourself or her. The ideal Chad press candidate is tall and slender

except it being an actual act at carnevale rather than something that gives spectator of a sporting event a semi chubby