Jow Forums humor thread
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Beta brother at it again...
>You shouldn't have come here...
someone explain what's going on at this picture
i only recognize plates and the bar
What the fucking am I looking at here? I see the top 3 images are a loaded barbell but what the fuck is the rest?
idk what this is
pls don't tell me thats the fucking puregym towel user...
>red tank top
>1plates on the bar
>basketball shorts
>converse
>water bottle
lmao clever
i kek'd at the red tank top it's hilarious
There is a tank top and Converse, but I fail to see how to build basketball shorts out of the ball, and the bottle is a mystery.
i really need to kill myself, 2019 will just get worse from here
lost so dam hard, im gona check all my forms now
>let you fuck a redhead
Take all my money
Holy fuck i get it the red tank top, A+ meta quality
Need to lurk more, never gonna make it
This dude is taking the fucking 600 kph maglev to snap city
I really fucking hate this board sometimes
jfc
Delet this
>get a load of this guy
Short basketball=basketball shorts
Redbottle in the computer animation program, blender. Redbottle Blender=Red blender bottle.
I Hope he gets bullied by BLOATs and Brads in the gym
Can’t help but laugh at “cherokee ass magic”
Requesting the "Gym where you only do squats fueled by repressed anger" meme. Thanks in advance frens
>BLENDER bottle ya god damn uncultured fucks
Please tell me you’re joking
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>“There was one point he was in the hospital overseas,” recalls Hickey. “He had had eight different surgeons trying to figure out what was wrong with him, and none of them spoke English. They’re saying, ‘What kind of drugs do you do?’ Pete says, ‘Cocaine, alcohol and redheads.’ So he’s sitting there in a hospital, half-green. The doctors come back in three days later and say, ‘Excuse me, we need to know… what are redheads?’ They thought it was a pill or a drug.”
Lmao you pathetic gymcels never fail to make me laugh with your "fit humor" threads
Face it, most dyels will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of health, get over it losers
unbased and fedora-pilled
thanks doc
Wheres the original image from?
Nice to see that Jow Forums opened a gym...
I'm a fucking idiot
>fuckin leaf
oh shit
What the fuck, what was he thinking?
Careful now
post original image
lost
Or what?
Spasiba doctorman
CAREFUL NED
What's wrong with basketball shorts? That's what I use and no one seems to care.
Converse is genius tier.
Basketball shorts sucked. Redo it.
I got the rest and am embarrassed
Lmao someone posed for this meme in real life?
hahaha what an imp
Kek nice
YOU SEE PEOPLE HAVE THIS IDEA THAT A PARTICULAR MODE OF LIFTING IS MOST OPTIMAL. SURE YOU CAN SQUAT EVERYDAY LIKE A CLASSICAL RIPPIAN BUT IT AINT GONNA AMOUNT TO MUCH IF YOUR BODY RESEMBLES A T-REX. AND I DON'T MEAN THE STRENGTH OF A T-REX BUT THE METAPHYSICAL AND PSYCHOSOCIAL CONCEPT OF THE T-REX AS SUCH. SO THEN YOU ASK YOURSELF "WELL HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO GAIN IN STRENGTH BEFORE THE SIGHT OF MY THUNDER THIGHS MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT?". OKAY... OKAY... SO THEN YOU THINK OKAY "ILL DELVE INTO A BIT OF ZYZZ". SURE THATS EASY. GO DOWN THE ROUTE OF AESTHETICS AND THE PROBLEM SOLVES ITSELF RIGHT? ... UH WRONG! NO JUST A BIT WRONG BUT DEAD WRONG. WHY? WELL LETS JUST SAY A PERSUIT OF NARCISSISTIC LIFTING MIGHT JUST END IN A COCKTAIL OF PARTY DRUGS AND CARDIAC ARRYTHMIAS IN A FOREIGN SAUNA. THATS PRETTY SUB-OPTIMAL DONTCHA THINK? GOD ITS SO NAIVE.. OKAY... SO NOW YOU GOTTA ASK YOURSELF IF ITS NOT STRENGTH.. AND ITS SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST AESTHETICS AND MIRES THEN WHAT EXACTLY IS IT? WELL ITS BEEN STARING US RIGHT IN THE FACE. HOW ABOUT THE BLOODY NAME OF THE BOARD? FITNESS. GOD ITS SO OBVIOUS. SCOOBY HAS BEEN SAYING IT FOR BLOODY YEARS. BUT EVEN THEN YOU RUN UP AGAINST THE PROBLEM OF DISCPIPLINE BECAUSE YOU TELL ME JUST HOW LONG YOU CAN SURVIVE ON A DIET OF SPINACH AND TUNA. YOU'LL BE SICK OF THAT IN A WEEK BUDDY. SO EVEN THEN THE FITIZEN RUNS UP AGAINST THAT HURDLE. THIS PROBLEM IS HARD TO SOLVE AND I MEAN REALLY REALLY.. REALLY HARD MAN. SO TO ME IT SEEMS LIKE THE ARCHETYPAL HERO FITIZEN IS THE INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS HIS FEET IN BALANCE BETWEEN BOTH STRENGTH, AESTHETICS AND HEALTH ALMOST LIKE A DANCE. GOD IT TOOK ME SO BLOODY LONG TO FIGURE THIS OUT. AND ITS SO OBVIOUS TOO! SO FOR THE LAST TIME NO I WONT RECCOMEND YOUR BLOODY STARTING STRENGTH, I WONT BE RECOMMENDING YOUR BRO SPLIT AND I SURE AS WELL WONT BE ADVOCATING CHICKEN AND BROCOLLI EVERY DAY EITHER! AND THATS THAT!
remember seeing something like this a while back, decided to make my own version just now.. how did i do boys?
beautiful
Fantastic. I’ve seen other good Peterson parody but the format is always different. These aren’t from a copy pasta template right? Some guy wrote this out?!
Include me on the cap please breh
Best pic of the year to be honest
topkek well done. I read the entire thing in his voice.
Anybody screencaped that thread?
Insta fags and ledittors, put me in the cap
Why do you guys always must turn a humor thread into a shit-show gender debate? How come more and more incels come to fit?
Found the discord tranny. You'll never pass btw.
>tfw when Michelle Obama has bigger traps than most anons here
>debating anything
>INCELS!
leave, you do not belong
>odds are 20% you are both
lmao
You pathetic meat heads never fail to make me laugh with your Jow Forums humor threads. Face it, most dyels will be infinitely more successful than you ever will be. You are on the wrong side of the BMI.
source on the redhead in the third post anyone?
Bump
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY
fag
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY
good post user
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY
Can't wait for the new years comic of this dude
Holy shit
O fuck that is subtle
Lmfao this dude really wears basketball shorts
This is one of the most forced memes ever on this board and this picture is from 2018. However I still wait for pic related and for the user who gave creatine to his cat
I can’t believe they let a nigger in the whitehouse.
8/10 needs more bucko and you better take it bloody seriously
creatine cat is gold
This dude is definitely having a giggle.
I fucking hate furries.
Lightweight baby
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
This is pasta retards.