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Sometimes the original is best

You gotta give it him, it has a really nice shade of black.
It has been a long time since I have seen the metro blueberry guy. Is he still alive in our hearts?

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I mean...at this point the doctors just let them die under anasthesia, right?

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nah, just painkillers

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classic based

>armflab bigger than titties
oof

>way to be retardshaming. Your potential is NOT to work and do well in school, it is to be happy with being an idiot

trans and disabled person, huh? They tend to go hand in hand

I am 5'11 ft manlet and i'm 155 lb, is it a healthy weight bros?

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Don't, they'll actually start using that reasoning too.

oh, we're returning to figurative depictions. furthermore very based and redpilled

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I like this one

>my insulin went from 249 to 54
Congrats. That's cumulative pancreatic damage where it produced so much insulin without proper metabolic response that the pancreas has essentially started dying. The fucking renal failure and neuropathy are going to be fun times for you, cunt

Why even lift when you can just eat 7 big mac meals per day?

OBESITY III LOL

The problem with HAES is that they focus on short term individual effects of obesity, they they do some bloodwork and see that they aren't literally dying and assume that everything is fine, they see that they have to pay for 2 seats on an airplane and assume they are being taken advantage by airline companies, they see fitness ads on billboard and assume they are being personally targeted.

CUTE! PLEASE LET ME COMB YOUR HAIR WHILE YOU’RE IN MY LAP

what if you can't be happy if you're fat
heh, "what if". every fatso would take a magic pill if they woke up normal the next day.

>obesity III
high level fatmagic

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It zeroes in the middle? How the fuck are you supposed to read this?

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right below st. john's but right above toronto. that is to say not high at all. still a very lovely place but my god is there a lot of retards in montreal

>Deplorable

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You know its bad when you skip obesity 2

Who are you quoting?

>based Nigguh poster
twitter.com/999slimes/status/1130502711298932736?s=21

>Virtual youtubers
???

basically regular youtubers but they use waifu tracker and you never get to see who's behind it

The biggest lie there is. No, you are not good enough as you are. It's not okay to just go around "being yourself".

You need to be better. Always. Reach your potential. Evolve. If you are not moving forwards, you are moving backwards. It's called stagnation.

I realized that every retard preaches "your flaws make you perfect", since when did flaws make you perfect? That is the very essence of imperfection, no man is perfect, everyone has significant issues that they either retain or have worked on. Millenials and zoomers are taught that they are perfect human beings who can do no wrong and anything that happens is not their fault but "societies" fault.

Flaws don't make you perfect but you have to accept their existence before you can consider whether they're acceptable or not to you.

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>Obesity III
You’re going to love this, trust me. What you’re seeing now is my normal body.

when she opens the chocolate

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Wtf am I seeing??

short story
>clients I work for have an ugly fat american woman as a lead in one department I have to report to
>she is a disgusting human being and you can tell by every single sentence that comes out of her mouth how bitter and angry she is at the world
>she hops on a video conference with us one day
>she has 3 chins
>she breathes like james gandolfini towards the end but with absolutely no class
>constantly throwing orders around and being generally pretty lazy by never doing any actual work
>hear from a coworker that she has always been like this and hes baffled at how the fuck she is in charge of anything
>americans start talking about health care on this chatroom we have for work
>she jumps into the conversation with the line "..as a single person with frequent health problems..."

laugh with my buddy for a solid 10 minutes

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what is she making? is there a source? I need to see the finished product

also the guy in this pic died last year, didn't make it to 700 or to 30.

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That's just sad

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That's all cities, user. They're containment zones for all the terrible people who the rest of us don't want to live near.

Good

>You've never met me
Because you don't exist outside of a hamplanet's imagination

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>Using your fat flaps to fap
So no fap is legitimate for a healthy lifestyle?

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Based shigeru miyamoto

I know my friend drinks a lot of coke zero but he recently described it as 'coke flavored seltzer water' and I had to hide my shudder of disgust.

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fuckin lel at the comic

>your weight isn't actually your weight
>50% of my fat is muscle

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its fucking nurgle AND slaanesh all in one

>50% of my fat is all muscle

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Fucking Dobson lmao.

When you literally need to take a rest going up the stairs

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Every time I see some fat ass near some stairs, I always run up the stairs while skipping steps hoping they see me and feel like shit. Doubles as a good calf exercise

imagine having such poor stability and strength that suddenly finding yourself standing on one leg makes you collapse
This is the kind of shit that motivates me to workout

hol' up

Is this the same pink hair hamplanet as from this

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> braap barn

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I've never met you, but I know the sight of you would make me want to throw up.

and this

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AND THIS?

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yeah, there's a running cannon

Fuck my eyes

> trying to one up fat people

why? there already fat man, they lose

As a paramedic I'm seeing more and more people around this weight...sad these people may end my career at any moment

by falling on you or something? Another way to look at it is job security

>only eats junk food and other foods loaded in carbs and sugars
>has only drank juice and soda their entire adolescent and adult life
>hasn't had a glass of water since they were young enough to get breast fed
>vegetables don't exist in her diet and she doesn't know what they are cause shes never had them before since the start of her existence.
>has never ate a vegetable in her entire life and considers liquidy condiments like "ketchup and ranch" as nutritious vegetable sources.

>gets physically repulsed by broccoli

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Mostly carrying their fat as down the stairs when they "can't move".

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Under fucking rated

german "reality" tv show

it doesn't zero the scale only goes one direction a full 360 when pressure is applied before slowing to a stop

gets me every time

>"heck, it could be bacteria from the red M&M she ate at her 9th birthday party!"

Can fat people do kung fu? That is the question that I'd like to ask the fat people who say that they are perfectly fine. Fuck them. They are stupid and encourage sedentary lifestyle. Anyone who does that to children should be hit with a stick.

yeah, same character. The vietnamese lady is also the same one from the election comic, and the pink fatso has the fatmobile in both the election comic and the bookstore comic.

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I'm still mad at myself for not animating that panel the first time around. That other user was right, it's the funniest line and leaving it out really hurts the flow.

Are you serious? do you have any idea what it would be like to have a foot sink into a hole like that? no amount of fitness or agility could save you from the abyss

IS Broosel Sprits. Nor Broncly

what app is this?

Post SS M&M version pls

see

who are you talking to?

It's like the heisenberg principle. You can locate a particle in space, or it's momentum, but never both.

I’ve been diabetic since I was ten. Im thirty now and this kind of stuff is why I refuse to believe fat people are healthy/can be healthy. If this planets insulin levels are fluctuating this much then they need to check into a hospital as soon as possible.