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>age
>height
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>time spent lifting
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Oral-only cycles shut down natural hormone production and put strain on the liver for small results. Just pin. If you're scared of needles, stop being a pussy or accept that you can't use gear.

Even as certified internet doctors, we can't tell you how to dose your AI. It's very individual.

Absolutely no source talk allowed.

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So, what did this guy do wrong?
youtu.be/b2vU0cdxHX8?t=3018
at 51:15 he mentions taking Letrozole

Iā€™m so LONELY

dat lip bite

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up the ai

I didnt know it was possible for arms to look gay. But the fag on the right pulls it off.

I'm not watching a shitty youtube video made by some retard. sum it up and ask a question and maybe I'll answer it.

>some retard
at least have some respect for Jow Forums-history, user

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If I plan to travel the world for a year how do I continue using gear, if even just a test cruising dose. Would I need to have it shipped to the places Iā€™m going or something, or could I cycle off and back on if Iā€™m in an area where its legal


I wanna bang and impregnate (hopefully) foreign bitches in every country under a fake identity

scooby videos were always retarded. him posting here didn't make scooby squats any less retarded.

>dude blasts test, deca and tren
>gets gyno
>wants to get of this ride
>can't cause PCT not succesful
>titties hurt
>surgery
>titties hurt even more
>another PCT, this time it worked
>steroids suck, cause my titties got btfo, hairline receded, joints fucked up cause of letro and too low estrogen and I wanted to kill people while on tren

So I'm asking, what did he do wrong and can you really just blast for a year and come back to being natty like nothing happened? Or will sides always be there, wether mild or not.

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As with all drugs it's highly dependent on the person. I've done three cycles (1: test prop, 2: test enan and deca, 3: tri-test (long, medium and short ester) with equipoise) and successfully completed PCT with no permanent sides. I had an AI on hand and would take small doses when estrogenic sides started to appear. All were 8 weeks.

In third world countries you can probably get drugs like steroids dirt cheap easy, a lot of the time they sell them out in the open at markets because the police donā€™t give a fuck

do any of you worry about impurities in your testosterone? its made by chinks in bathtubs with gutter oil and everything. heavy metals are possible to test for but there could be random contaminants that arent metal based which are biologically active, or whatever

id like to go back on trt but the idea of injecting chinese bathtub chemicals long term is pretty daunting

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go buy insulin from Walmart and peel off the labels then put them on your test vials

carry them in a little carrying case along with insulin syringes in your carryon

youtube.com/watch?v=6htL16PrfZI

>>titties hurt
>>surgery
>>titties hurt even more

How does gyno hurt more after gyno surgery? I thought that gyno surgery was permanent and you could blast as much as you want without worrying of it to return back even if you dont take an AI.

I don't know. In the vid he talks about necessity to wear corset or something

lol that's a vest that you only wear a couple of weeks post surgery. ya'll fallin for some bait

what bait. I'm just telling you what's in the vid. He said his titties hurt and posture got fucked up

>teens 15-18 work out free the next 3 months at my gym

BREHS...

because heā€™s a fucking retard who did no research. been blasting and cruising two years and my only sides are some chest acne and slightly smaller balls.

heā€™s taking two nor-19s without knowing jackshit about steroids, he nuked his estrogen with letro, which btw is a harsh fucking drug that nobody uses, when his gyno was probably from prolactin which both deca and tren elevate.

Anyone ever had a sub q leak from a quad injection? I think that just happened to me, am I gonna have a bad time tmw?

Planet fitness sup

If you're crucy you'd be happy

totally worth the dumbbells only going to 75 lbs

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This is what Iā€™m thinking. Maybe if I spend enough time in the shithole areas I can run mini cycles of sorts or just have a drug mule travel with me and gut them whenever I need to pin
Video always gets me. Disgusting.

>itā€™s another dyel is taking up the pec deck episode

heā€™s doing like 50 reps with 10 lbs too fuck this kid

Had a mild persistent eye twitch for like two months am I gonna have a stroke or some shit?

Lower your daily caffeine consumption/cut out other stims

Has anyone here ever done 500mg test-e/week without blood work at all ?
If so any advice, on how to get bloodwork, or how to manage and interpret sides ?

>500mg test-e/week

People still get bloods for this?

privatemdlabs.com

I've blasted everything under the sun and I've never done bloodwork in my life

do as I say and not as I do and all that

so you've blasted gay homosexual cum in your ass?

u gonna die of aids

gay tranny homosexual cum actually

Jerry? Or is this JM?

Thanks m8 and cheers to the fucking gainz coming

Downsides to just a touch of hgh with nothing else??

uh how about it doing nothing

A red, warm, non-painful bump on my ass around injection site 2 days after pinning. Am I gonna die?

Halfway through my test cycle and my skin has gotten redder in general, this implies high hematocrit, which also means superior cardio and energy.

Is it a good idea to ride this till the end of the cycle then donate some blood?

itā€™d be wise to donate now but if you feel fine then it probably wont kill you to wait

So when I was 9% body fat I had to eat pretty much only boiled chicken and rice and I had this constant hungry feeling even with caff pills 600ed

At 15% body fat I eat like 5000 calories in fast food per day, cheap shit 5000 calories for like 15 bucks at small cheap ethnic places, cheap diners, etc

I spend a lot of time buying 17 year old girls pancakes at ihop, Iā€™m getting laid and having fun

Itā€™s super easy to ask poor 18 ur old girls at the thrift stores spending daddyā€™s allowance money if they want free pancakes

I feel healhiter and look stronger than I would if I was missing the baby fat I am carrying around

Before I would tell hot high school girls I didnā€™t want to go ā€œout to eat some sausageā€ because it would mess up my Contest prep work

Super convinent, fast, easy, no prep time, spending not that much cash a day to eat like 5 lbs of hamburger and French fries

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Wallet gets thinner

Probably not, just a bit of inflammation most likely

Watch your blood pressure buddy

Neat

Alexx we all know that you weren't prepping for a contest
What happened to the receptionist that you were flaring your traps at, did you rape her?

You can do contest prep at 160 lbs for your gay little selfies and yeah that was what I was doing

That mustā€™ve been a long time ago, Iā€™m dating this girl and another girl and Iā€™m shopping around to upgrade this ā€˜99 model for a 00-03ā€™ model, get the newer model.

The cashier at a thrift store was smiling st me and stuff today but my girlfriend made a scene and called her a whore and said why are you smiling at my man

Super emrassing

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What the fuck is wrong with your ears

>Roiding for this

>Bragging about dating a 5

The nice 18 year old receptionist at the gym who you were talking about raping before you got baker acted the last time. What happened with her?

Nothing, Iā€™m at new gym

Sheā€™s ok

Roids? I spend like an hour a day at the gym to watch teenage girls workout then I go eat fast food

Thereā€™s a reason that pic didnā€™t blow your socks off

him being a dumbass is not bait. Do you know what bait means?

is that a cold sore?

theres a pretty good chance that any source from [that one place you can find extremely easily if you have a brain cell, a keyboard, and google] that has hundreds of posters espousing the quality of the sourceā€™s products in homoerotic bodybuilding forum lingo isnā€™t putting gutter oil in their test
you should be far more worried about the side effects of roids themselves

Just bought testosterone off the counter here in Mexico. I was actually laughing how easy it is.

all cycles shut down natural secretion if you do not watch out. there is no such thing as a 100% safe cycle. It's a cost-benefit thing

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Oh that's good
Did you meet the new girl at the psych hospital? She has that sort of look to her (raccoon eyes, etc)
Did you fix your impotence btw?

i'm new to this whole thing and have a question guys. i'm sorry if this has been asked before and I have read the wiki but I cant figure one thing out(or maybe I'm just retarded). do you use an AI just for the cycle or during PCT also?

Just on cycle, if you have sides or blood tests show high e2. Taking ai while doing pct and having low hormone levels (including e2) will just nuke your estrogen to the ground and make pct even worse

I started doing 10-20 grams a day of turinabol just to try it out and after a week I can't properly function without masturbating 6 times a day what the fuck.

>if you do not watch out
No mate.

As if you've got legit tbol...

first time Tren-Night-SweatsĀ©....
heeeeere weee goooooo

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>I had an AI on hand and would take small doses when estrogenic sides started to appear.
what were those? Itching nipples? Ain't it too late when they start to itch, because the gland already got enlarged?

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If ur going to South East Asia you can buy testosterone at pharmacies, just don't bring them with you when travelling to other countries.

The chink bathtub thing is a meme.
Plenty of them do video tours of their factories and you can even go visit, the chinks take this stuff seriously because its good money to them.
Only thing is purity, you wanna see those raw purity tests.

Random and organic contaminants are filtered out using .22micron PES/NYLON/PVDF filters
Some people such as myself use double filtering from .45 to .22.
We also use Benzyl Alcohol to keep organic life low in transport and when you start using it.
You are 10000% more likely to infect yourself from bad pinning, storage and handling yourself than the gear.

CCFC y u no tell me about 22 ga? here i am drawing for 15 minutes with a 27. got my new stock of 22ga. it took 38 seconds.

>Started loosing feeling in my face
>MRI scan turned up multiple lesions in my brain
Seems to be multiple sclerosis. Now I read testosterone might protect the brain and stops decease progression, so I was thinking to use it medically. My GP doesnā€™t want to prescribe it yet.

What dosage would you recommend?

>10-20 grams a day of turinabol

user I...

What can be possibly done to keep the gains? I haven't had much, it's more like water weight

That is retarded. There are far better neuroprotective drugs that are specifically designed for that purpose.

If you want to roid then just fucking roid, don't pretend it's for any other reason.

keep drinking water and abstain from pissing then

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I heard some fighters drink it like that for years.

Mate all we know how to do is stick a needle in our bum, lift weights and eat.
Maybe your doctor knows more than you/us

>Maybe your doctor knows more than you/us
if this board teaches you one thing, then that doctors know shit - especially about hormones

thoughts on topical testosterone vs injectable test

the needle is your friend user.. dont be scared

have u tried both, i know orals are toxic which is why needles is healthier but wouldnt topical go straight into blood as soon as it reaches muscle tissue making it no more toxic than injection? only other concern would be if it doesnt fully absorb or some shit

want to start roiding, how do i go about this, what should i use for beginner cycle

r e a d t h e s t i c k y

Trying to build your hand and finger muscles user, whatever i do for you i only do it out of love.
If you want to go mad you can get 18g or even 16g.
Drawing is rapid, like 1-3 seconds.
Excellent for blasts were you are filling a 5ml.

no i always thought topical creams were memes user. just pin - you'll love it.

TestE 1g TrenA 2.1 per week.

wtf`? where do you even pin 5ml'???

creams have terrible bio availability. you'll basically never be above midrange natty with topical test, and it comes with its own set of downsides (namely getting the cream on other people such as women and babies)

>GRAMS

>implying tbol is hard to source

ye im kinda worried theyre memes but my friends can get some and says the guys hes getting it off are all using it but who knows maybe theyre talking shit to sell it.
ive never done any sort of roids but i live with parents so having needles around is kinda tough
ye my biggest concern is that it gets watered down into some real weak shit that wouldnt be worth it. also what do you mean getting the cream on other people? what if i put one of those clear waterproof bandage things over the top of where i apply the cream (pic related)

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YOTG

Glute or quad will hold that amount of volume.
I hate quads so its booty 4 me bbi.

might be a bit young to start pinning if your worried about your parents finding your needles

Its not a case of watered down, its just not readily absorbed that way.
Just apply the cream to an area that has high capillary concentration and no one will see or touch it, consider genitals or groin, inside of armpit and inside of wrists.
Gel dries after a minute or two after the alcohol or DMSO evaporates but sweating or fluid contact can put it elswehere.

im 22 lmao :^)
true just looked at study and it seems like gel is pretty weak compared to injections and more expensive so probably wont use it

Dr. CCFC dropping knowledge bombs daily!

Buy a small duffel bag to store the stuff in and also a small lock with to keep the zippers locked together. Then keep it hidden.

legends of /fraud/ how long can i blast for? is there a golden ratio of blast to cruise?

>two fresh tripfags
>legends of /fraud/
absolute state of this fucking gay board

>how long can i blast for?
until you die

>is there a golden ratio of blast to cruise?
time on = time off, you dumb fucking faggot. This is literally the most basic knowledge

However long you want. Then just cruise until bloods are showing good levels again.

you should be embarrassed by this post.

what amount is a good ratio.. say im blasting 1g a week what should i drop down to for my cruise

30
5'11
220
22%
on and off for a while
5lmao

Forgive me if this has been brought up before but I just need some advice.

Got my (actually second and lower) results back and Im in the 200s with my free at like 5. Pretty much abysmally low. I have to get a final test and maybe I'll be getting on trt my doctor who referred me basically told me to tell the urologist I needed it because I wanted to start a family lmao.

However, I already purchased some test (and all the required accoutrements) and am preemptively planning for the doc to refuse me. The major thing is I'm at the tail end of a bulk and am at 22% bf. I have no desire to blast until I am below 15% preferably around 10-12% but was wondering if it's ok to cruise on 150-250 a week for my cut? I know they don't recommend your first cycle at that high of a bf but would taking trt level doses be fine until I reach that bodyfat because my levels are so low?