Not washing your ass with soap and water in the tub after wiping

> Not washing your ass with soap and water in the tub after wiping

Do people really do this? It sounds fucking disgusting and barbaric.

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>taking a bath
you're literally soaking in shit water

buy flushable wet wipes and never look back. our grandkids will deal with the fat behemoths clogging their sewers.

as an American I feel obligated to post a reply in this thread.
if your ass is leaking you may have dietary concerns, need to stop masturbating/doing gay things, or maybe your body is fighting your circumcision.
the solution is usually to leave a space between eating and drinking, drop caffeine and stimulants, eat more fiber, and to consciously tighten the sphincter of your anus after you've finished taking a dump.

>Wipe ass after shitting (Obviously)
>Pretty much wash ass every day when I shower
Is it wrong to have a clean ass or something?

That shit only happens if your ass is loose and/or can't wipe correctly.

I’m high test so I just do bare minimal wiping as your shit is full of testosterone so women can smell it

can confirm women are attracted to high test sweat and shit residue

You jump in the bath tub after every shit?

unspoken reality for butt-gay enthusiasts

Flushable wet wipes nigger hoes fucking love them too

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okay, you're outside with friends and then shit at a public toilet. now what

Never clip your nails all the way down.
Claw off all the residual poop/oils

I wipe until my asshole leaves no more shit on the toilet paper. Then I spit on the toilet paper and wipe some more. I can not stand walking around with a dirty asshole.

My ass is hairy as fuck. Wiping doesn't do shit. It's like trying to get peanut butter out of carpet with a napkin.

>it's another jewmericans not knowing what a vidette is episode
mutilated dick and literally a shitting themself

just wash your ass in the sink

I use a buttplug with a hollowed out channel so that the poop passes through the buttplug and never touches my actual butthole skin.

no mess, no problem

This....is actually a genius idea. If you don't mind having a hollow dildo in your ass all day. I'm thinking most people on this board wouldn't mind.

As long as this hollowed out dildo feels as good as my everyday dildo, I see no downside.

STOP BOTTOMING AND YOU WON’t HAVE THJS PROBLEM

NIGGER ASS FAGGOTS

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You could just throw them in the bin

who the fuck has trash cans in the stall?

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take electric trimmers to your death valley

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it's not leaking you brainlet

you have a residue of shit and toilet paper on your ass after you wipe and not everybody realises this

I wash my asshole with soap and water everytime I take a shit, I don't even have much hair because I admittedly shave down there but I don't understand why it's not standard fucking practice to do that. If you got shit on any other part of your body what rational minded person would just wipe it off with paper? If you have even one braincell you would wash that shit off with soap and water, your asshole is no different, it's unsanitary and disgusting to walk around with fecal matter particles on the exterior of your body.

Spot the virgin

do you have a dedicated shit rag?