>grind with a solid 7 at club
>so high test that I get an awkward boner
>scurry off of the dance floor
What other downsides have you experienced due to being high test (from lifting)?
The downsides of being high test
>not being so high test you can only fuck dudes
>get an awkward boner
It's not awkward at all, you are. Do you really think she'd be grinding her ass into your dick of she didn't want to feel your dick on her ass? I've pressed my hard dick into every girl that has ever grinded on me and not once did it make things awkward.
Came here to say this.
Boners are essential, especially for me being a grower.
It’s just a bait post he full well knows. Or are you roleplaying too
>*Chad points at loser with boner on dance floor*
>everyone look that loser has a boner on the dance floor
What if she laughs at the size? I'm a few centimeters short of 6 in
fuck off with this reddit comment
Fuck you Jow Forums incel bitch faggot. How bout you fuck off to /mu/ or some other homo board you aren’t wantes here now scram before I make you
Oh by the way
Have sex
Trigger reddit tranny. All comments in this thread are reddit. Just accept it
you might think you are high test but thinking a 6inch cock is that small you str8 beta
all of you guys are losers
Have asx
>tfw have small mushroom tip so it hurts when bitches grind on my dick
I don't understand this grinding culture in burgerland
>go to bar/night club in my country or others with a similar culture
>chat girls up, flirt, make out
>feel each other up if we hit it off well
>this eventually leads to my place or another girl's place
>sex
But you guys have it like
>go to bar/night club in burgerland
>random girls come, grind hard on your dick and leave without saying a word
>weirdest look on their faces if you try to chat them up
And that's about it, just lots of meaningless clothed grinding
Then everybody goes home and jerk off or what? What the fuck
>she can measure dick length with her ass by feel alone
>awkward boner
>at a club
there is no such thing she'll grind on your dick
>being ashamed of popping a boner in a club
>high test
Bet you wonder why you never get laid
what's her ig
it's a skill
Now imagine you're trying to find a good woman to start a family with and thinking of the very real possibility that she's felt literally hundreds of erect penises pressed against her ass and stomach. And that's before thinking about how many dicks have actually been inside her.
>at job
>cute boss daughter milf comes to pick some shit
>says: hi user
>get a chubbie
>
High test doesn't mean you are super aggressive. Women don't realize this and get super sensual around you which can be annoying.
What is the point in thinking about all of this? Do you picture your future wife (kek who am i kiddin) thinking about what types of pussy has grinded onto you let alone the types that you have fucked? Autism is on the rise
This desu. Good this was the second post.
>grower
No such thing stop coping dicklet
i like how they're all ugly, really makes you think
C O P E
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>t.butthurt uggo
I-I'm not jealous! Those girls are uggos anyway! 2/10 would not bang!
>cope dude, there's no such thing as ugly desperate women
don't you have a hairline to be chasing you sad little speck?
Based. How can you even get hard if you aren't asserting your dominance over someone that is suppose to be strong?
Your dick is probably in an odd position in your pants anyways so it isn't like you can get a good read on it.
>Having so little interactions with girls that the first chubster you see gives you a raging hard on.
>not wanting women
>being a degenerate homosexual
how can you...things even exist
I can't imagine that because I'm not an idiot who looks for good girls in clubs
>so high test it converts into estrogen
>so high test i have a mental breakdown, lose 40kg (half muscle) in 3 months and start taking HRT
>so high test i get used as a cock sock for real men while they fondle my now shrivelled ballsack
>so high test i cuddle up to them, crying softly as they protect my now small and soft body
It is fine to want women, but if you are true high test you have the urge to dominate men as well.
sauce ?
Just a Thursday brah
what?
the girls don't have beautiful faces, he's right. I would still fuck them though. wouldn't want a relationship though.
99% of Asian are ugly, so I'm pretty sure the looks criticism is always coming from some kind of hidden enclave of only good looking Asians.
/sarcasm
At clubs the lights are fairly dark so it's almost impossible that anyone would see your boner.
Cringe and bluepilled. A true high test man wants nothing more to dominate other men
Every pussy feels pretty much the same. Yes, they are a bit different at the first sight but "goodpussy" is a meme. Or at least I've never fucked a bad one. Literally doesn't matter if you tried a few, it's still the same. On the other hand for girls...
Never been with an Asian but a lot of ugly ones look like they work harder than the surgically enhanced ones.
I kind of agree that 99% are the same, and goodpussy is rare, but bad pussy is very real. Get you a girl that habitually does kegals and you’ll realize goodpussy is far from a meme
I'm fucking horny and lonely all the time because I am high test but too autistic to get girls.
>awkward boner
Perhaps if you have a small dick
Don't worry about the rubber, most of the time they want to get knocked up knowing their kids will look better.
>few centimeters short of 6 in
you little non american shit
Summerfag with fucking slash signs for every slack jawed nematode that can’t understand sarcasm
>a few centimetres short of 6 in
That is almost exactly 5 inches. This is one of the most tragic copes I've seen in a while.
Ooh er, naughty. You've combined metric and imperial, you might get an interdenominational...er, you know, from mixing the two measurement systems...
Why in the FUCK would you flee?
You grind your dick into her and try to fuck her on the fucking dance floor then you drag her off and fuck her somewhere or find another girl to grind on who's as hot or hotter who's more receptive.
Don't run from your manhood.
Fucking embrace it.
>this
>things that happened