Born: December 26, 1971 (age 47 years)

he's a fuckin vampire drinking startled kiddie blood just like all the other hollywood and politican fucks

honestly... this makes me want to try going vegan

this amount of cope

>that one guy without irony who thinks Jared Leto was the best joker
>being this retarded

>Can get the best trainer
>best nutritionist
>best food
>best resources for rich Hollywood celeb
>”why he so y-young senpai?”

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i love this song.
youtube.com/watch?v=xyunx_U0EHk

>good genetics
>not eating like a pig
>good genetics
>probably some finasteride
>good genetics
>low-stress job/lifestyle
>abd a whole lot of good genetics

>genetics
is that how they call cosmetic treatments these days?

i was just about to say that

Why are you niggers acting like 47 is old? He actually looks old for a 47 year old. I have a mate whos 63 and looks yougner than this dude

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I would like to penetrate him

He says lot's of sleep, healthy diet, physical exercise. He's been straight edge since his early 20's - doesn't smoke or drink. That will help anyone a lot but he will have skincare products that cost a thousand dollars for a little 50ml tub. Maybe using HGH too?

baby blood and sacrificing babies to moloch

Unironically this
He’s probably into that “spirit cooking” shit

>takes his mom to award shows
incel, appreciate family

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MOM'S

does shit like that actually happen?

jared leto was a great joker

i was really attracted to him as that character i dont know why

Not having laugh lines and crow's feet at that age means he is absolutely using fillers in his face

It's simply impossible to not show aging in your face at that age

Fit we talked about this. Stop posting this faggot. They literally drink children blood and eat newborn placenta.

I'm just mirin the fact that his chest didn't sag and nipples didn't get pointy

seems to happen to every aging man I'm scared of it

yes

All of this is invalidated since he's a manlet.
Next thread.

Adrenochrome

>Not having laugh lines and crow's feet at that age means he is absolutely using fillers in his face
Not really some people don't get these until their 50's

Dude is the nigh ageless descendant of a creole high priestess.
He's privy to voodoo rituals that would seem like something out of a clive barker novel.

>fucks with the camera
Normal director would slap the shit outta him.

>what if cameras were guns? would you buy a mass murderer?
woah. that's unironically pretty deep
>lights. camera. insanity
literally shaking rn. i'm surprised the director didn't call the police. i would have been terrified, not just for me but for the safety of everyone else on set.

how does Jow Forums know about this shit?
I used to frequent this board way back when it was squats and oats
Now you guys actually know what's going on in this world wtf

>takes his mom to award shows
Beyond based

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My mother's hitting 60 and still has a line free face, though the rest of her shows her age. The trick is seemingly don't smoke, don't drink, and stay out of the sun.

they make the boebies kawmfatble

Can I see it?

jesus fucking christ lmao

you can see it but then you will commit suicide by "throwing yourself" off a bridge

cringe af

Cum also keeps the skin young, which is why your mom's wrinkle-free

One of those statements make you a fag.
I think you know which one.

He definitely has both botox and fillers. I would guess lighter duty fillers such as restylane. It can be seen in his close-up instagram pictures. Trust me, I am a salon nurse.

Kino eyes

He wears makeup

no

Let's not ignore that his hair genetics are also god tier

>or is Joker something that's been in him the entire time?
I bet he thought that cringy shit was deep as fuck lmao

Its fucking veganism and plant based diet.

Tom Brady has a book that admit you have to eat plant based.

Plants are anti-inflammatory so it stops free radicals being created in your body and stops ageing.

Literally plants stop you from ageing, meat ages you.

You fucking read Tom Brady book and what does he eat all days, berries, flax seeds, beans, pea protein shakes, fruit.

Its not even that hard to give up animal products.

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> talented actor
> rich
> good looking
> fit
> family man
Cope harder faggot

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Microneedling. Use the needling guns not the rollers they work better and you can get good ones for around 100$.

Enjoy being hungry all the time faggot

eat healthy and excersise and youll look better.

99% of problems could be solved with force of will
99% of people lack it
99% will say if it were that easy everyone would do it, they dont

Then why do non-famous vegans look like they got bombarded by the sun from a distance of 5 meters?

It's babies

You have any goddamned concept of the type of anti aging drugs he has access too?
Any clue?

Look at your typical joe faggotsaveswhale and jane fucksherdog and you'll see that the average pure vegan is not a healthy looking person and they age poorly.

The veganism is just a way to fix the fuck ups of a poor life ON TOP of putting their body into a place where it can survive the drugs they are on.
They are just on tons of drugs and the veggies keep things working just well enough so that the drugs won't kill them and will do the work of keeping them going.

You aren't hungry when your plant based as you can eat a ton of food in general.

I need to calorie count to make sure I eat enough.

Compared to what?

On average vegans live longer than non-vegans.

Most people are ugly. Most of the non-vegans I know are fat. Fat is ugly.

fucking zoomer

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>You have any goddamned concept of the type of anti aging drugs he has access too?

No. What anti aging drugs?

There is now direct evidences of what causes ageing.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/31101499
Its caused by Oxidative stress. All Tom Brady eats are antioxidants.

Its not the drugs, it what we eat. Literally we are what we eat.

Everything you eat should be anti-inflammatory i.e. avoid instant oats, meats, dairy.

He looks alright

I’m at the same level of fitness working out 6 days a week, a shitty diet and a chair-bound job

What kind of oats should I eat daddy?

Get into the pizzagate-allegations.

>Microneedling
Just face or all over body?

Pharmagrade hgh
Stemcells, from actual embryos
Test, of course,
Wow, that's all I know about.
There's a few other things I've heard about, but to be honest I'm not really sure if I should discuss it here.

And drugs.
Lots of drugs.
Otherwise he'd be completely incapable of performing at the level he's at while on that restrictive diet.
Diets that restrictive have to make up for the holes with drugs and supplementation.

As a medfag people like you really make me chuckle. You guys have short a superficial view of health and make blanket statements like this.

society

aging is caused by errors in the dna due to several processes.
its not as simple as oxidative stress

>Be me
>Be born in July 22, 1962 (age 56 years)
>Be natty
tfw I'm in better shape than this faggot

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You can buy an identical dr pen knockoff ($150) on AliExpress for $30.

based oldfag

All over.

Theres a brand that's better than dr pen because it had thinner needles with more of them on the head and more densly spaced. It's arround 100$ so not as cheap as the knock of but not as much as the dr pen and still very affordable while being better than both. I think you can get them direct from hongkong for as cheap as 60-80 but I can't remember the anme for the life of me right now.