Jow Forums Bingo - Making it Edition

Frenly reminder that we are all going to make it, happy bingo y'all

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>6ft tall
Fuck you Op, i hope you get ass cancer

1/3 are stupid standards
1/3 is reasonable stuff
1/3 is just nonsense (christian, min.height and a required gf? kys)

oh boy the manlet rage has started

Here, I fixed the chart.

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easy

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>christian
>losing virginity
don't you mean marriage?

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I’m 180lbs and my squat is 275 and DL is 385 so I’m not there yet but I’m close lol, all this other shit is laughably easy.

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>the country where electing trump is reasonable lets us know we must put extraordinarily much emphasis on how tall someone is
Yeah, how about you stop being retarded instead?

>he thinks he runs 10km in under 30 minutes

>just become taller haha

Am gonna assume "lost virginity" is within the Sanctity of Marriage

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>using these brushes in paint
you haven't made it

i still feel like shit
im still depressed
what gives?

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It’s not hard to do. A 3 minute kilometer is easy as fuck to hit, and if you’re on a track (lmao) then it’s even easier. Do you not run and walk everywhere? Or are you just a fatass?

>imagine being natty DYEL in 2019

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post body or larp cope

They forgot to mention you can use your car

>not Christian
There's your problem

>implying im going to post my body on a site full of discord trannies that use buzzwords such as larp/cope

larp cope confirmed
its like every other larper's excuse, same shit every single time kek

why would christianity be the one true religion?
there are other holy books that say their religion is the true one, how is christianity any different/the chosen one?

Obviously the fact that you haven't let christ into your life.

>imagine larping on a site full of discord trannies that use buzzwords such as larp/cope

Maybe your real problem is being a fedorafag

The particular religion isn't important, what's important is the sense of purpose it gives. Christianity is the easiest one to follow in Muricah, so yeah

im not an amerimutt luckily
see

Yuropoor? Then I guess islam would work

just a recent grad in the bible belt who ran track for uni

bench always been my downfall post high school since my coach believed we only needed leg strength

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at least 95% is white here according to wikipedia, I don't remember the last time I've seen a pooskin "person" that wasn't a local gypsy

>a 3 min km is the same as a 30 min 10km
Look, dude, I'm just asking if you have ever tried actually running 10km or if you ran 1km and are basing everything else on assumptions
If someone sprints 100m in 10s it doesn't mean they can run 5km in 8m20s bro

Joke Tier:
>100 Pushups
>20 Chinups
>80 Situps
>Mentors a DYEL
>6 Pack Abs
>Cold Showers

NPC Tier:
>Fasting
>Practice Martial Arts
>Christian
>Regular Income

Noble Tier:
>100 KG Bench Press
>140 KG Squat
>180 KG Deadlift
>60 KG OHP
>Natty
>NoFap
>Moved out
>Lost Virginity

LARP Tier:
>30min 10k
>Clear Skin
>6ft Tall
>Get Mires
>qt 3.14 gf

>>qt 3.14 gf
hahahahah imagine thinking this requires larp ahahahahah nigger what the fuck hahah hahahahahahahahahahaha

you are aware the world record 10k time is 26 minutes right?

>all this stupid fucking meme shit

>6 pack abs
>In the same row

What brainlet put this together? By having abs you have the other- and they're in the same row

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Here I filled one out for the whole board. Save everyone the trouble.

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Kek

Do your growth exercises and you’re golden.

Absolutely cope

T. Larp

Delet

kek imagine not getting a bingo when you don't even need to be strong to make it. 10kg more diddies for doubles though.

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oh, i missed the dyel mentor bit so gimme that one too

ITT fitizens can’t lift for shit and think they’ve “made it”

hey, at least i'm not a fat spotty basement-dwelling virgin manlet. we can't all have everything :^)

I'll take the last row over the first any day of the week. As soon as you leave the gym noone knows/cares about the numbers.

>Christian

Lol

fuck

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kek
low quality b8, but I enjoyed it

I just checked out of curiosity and running a 10k at exactly 30 minutes would be the 32nd fastest in recorded competitions in history.
Which makes it obvious whoever made that image is a fatty who never ran a kilometer in his life.

Penis

you must be new here.. post body?

the WR is 27

>Do you not run and walk everywhere?

Driving 15 mins to work and to the gym now qualifies as fatass? Nobody runs/walks everywhere unless you live in some metropolitan nigger infested shithole.

6 months in, definitely not made it yet
I will though

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>10km in 30 minutes
Nigga, what the hell?

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>are you gonna make it, retarded opinions edition
Just ignore these retards and their fantasy lifts

OP here. Yeah I'm not a 10k runner so I kinda took a few minutes off the world record. Very retarded of me, Ive looked into it and 40 minutes is actually really good so I guess 45min would have been more accur8
Sorry guys

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OP why do you come on Jow Forums just to LARP? Why don't you just get off your fat ass and actually go to the gym?