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There is a meme, foretold by the ancients.
It is so reduced, so abstract, one cannot refer to it directly. It’s a thing of beauty.
Pic related.

I think we should have one form of communism in today's world. Everyone gets a certain amount of free food. After that you're fined on a caloric basis. So you buy a donut that's 250 calories? On top of the cost you gotta pay in $25 extra to taxes or some shit.

Jesus

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>i got baked salmon
>i was given bad tasting food

I saw a lady like this today at kroger, how the fuck do they walk? No cane or anything. Every time took a step her leg would go straight again and then bend back like in the drawing, how can you stand living like that? Also please just focus on the leg, my paint skills arent up to par.

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>gives her 6 figure judicial seat
>too fat to walk up the 3 steps to literally sit in the seat

>she would come in and we would see diarrhea running down her leg

Jesus fucking christ
It amazes me "people" like this land into a position of influence and wealth

Tbf if that’s accurate it is pretty shitty. They should give her what she paid for.

What a fucking bitch. Hope that guy dumped her and made it.

Delusional retard. I’d be curious about the survival rates, but surgery on obese people is MUCH higher risk.

All sugar should be taxed. There is no need for it whatsoever, it’s a pure luxury. And fat people should have to pay more for insurance etc.

Being fat is like being a woman. Most people don't think it's okay but some act like it's the biggest accomplishment in the world when you do the baseline

It’s beautiful

The part about her saying shit like "there is a mess over there, I think /someone/ should clean it up" is what really got to me. The fucking entitlement is astounding, and even worse she knows she can get away with it because she easily can play the victim if anyone tries to get rid of her due to the political goals of the city council.

based

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Where’s the pic retard?

No u

waste of perfectly good trips.

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Imagine being so selfish and insecure that you deliberately sabatoge your partners chance to be healthy. Imagine taking something away from a person you supposedly love that they were so excited do with you because you’re a patheticly weak piece of shit. This person doesn’t deserve a significant other, they don’t deserve that until they sort out their own shitty life.

She paid for random dishes she got random dishes

I don’t know how a person can get to the point of having shit run down their legs and soil the chairs they sit on, and not want to do something about the problem in their lives that caused them to shit themselves.

>diet and lifestyle changes fail 95% of the people who try them
No. They fail themselves.

Posting this again because it made me really happy, bros :)

I saw my ex today on the street after 3 months of beaking up with me. That bitch that broke my heart and ghosted me after everything I've done for her and never gave me an explanation.. For 3 months I've been feeling shit, feeling worthless and my mood was down until today when I saw her again.. She got FAT! Like really fat (she used to play volleyball) and her face got chubby and ugly. She looked like at absolutely used skank (must have gotten ~10kg at least). I just felt so happy and relieved bros when I saw her, I can't believe I've been ruining my mentality for that fatty!
She just turned 23 and I guess the wall hit her very hard, or whatever happened to her I don't know I don't care. I'm just happy to see her ruined while I hit 1,2,3,4 last week. There's hope eventually...

>blonde nig
>dat face
>arms spread to maintain balance
>multiflap
>chkn dress
>"legs"
not bad, user

>They should give her what she paid for.
Tell us what she paid for, user, and then compare what she got.

happy for you. my ex still looked good the last time i saw her, didn't bother me much though

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Yeah, watch how government will fuck that up....

>have to track your calorie consumption for both FDA and IRS
>get government mandated 1,500 minimum daily calorie bar
>have to eat government mandated bar before getting anything else
>taste like shit, high in carbs
>can’t finish daily bar before you get coffee
>barista forces you to eat rest of government bar before she takes your order
>place Starbucks order
>need additives to cover shitty Starbucks taste
>additives triple price of coffee
>get to work
>boss makes you move boxes in file room, you work up a sweat before lunch
>’man, I’m starved!”
>go to McFastfood
>order burger and fries
>”I’m sorry, you can’t have burger and fries. Your sedentary job means you don’t need the calories. But you can have the so¡-burger”

Yeah I'm all for fph etc but being humiliated like that in front of your friends and being denied what sounds like amazing food seems just shitty

Based hobbits. Eating 7 times a day keeps your metabolism high. Eat more to lose weight!

Nah the point is there is never any forcing. You get rations for free and can eat it if you want or choose to pay a premium for shitty food. The only force would be if you end up being unable to complete a mandated physical test twice a year then they put you in a program

I get she paid for random dishes. But there’s different qualities of random. It’s like people who buy mystery boxes on eBay or from big retailers. Yeah the box could have just a pencil and hue hue hue it’s randon so you can’t complain.

I’m just saying IF it’s true that she got less or less nutritious or less expensive food just for being fat that’s not cool. (And that’s a big if because fatties lie and exaggerate).

1. The rations are still going to be absolutely fucked by corporate interests (hello, corn!).
2. What’s good food and what’s bad food? Is butter shit? Cheese? Peanut butter? Ground beef? Pasta? Jam? It’s going to be really hard to classify what’s unhealthy.

>ate half a pizza in addition to salmon and a bunch of other food

She's probably upset they had utensils instead of gardening tools and she had to work 8 times as hard to shovel the food into her face.

Yeah, if they’re small meals, but some landwhale is gonna have a whole English breakfast for brekkie, followed by half a dozen pastries for second breakfast, a soda at elevenses, and so on and so on.

>t. Ex-fatty who heard that line about multiple mealswhen fat and wished we could do that as a society

That's why it'll be taxed according to some ratio between calories and sugar content and then they'll factor in high fructose corn syrup too. It'll be a lot of shit going into it. Like a Coke will be taxed heavily while a slab of meat will be negligible. The rations would be like that shit in Snowpiercer that's optimized for humans to run the best they can. Everyone will be able to live completely off of the rations and even get decently jacked off just rations so no matter how much money you have food will never be part of the issue. If you wanna be fat it'll have to cost an extra $25k a year or more. It would restore the ancient Egyptian balance where only the ultra rich could sustain being fat while the rest of us are either normal or farm strong. The only difference is the fat people will have to be athletic to pass the tests so no sluggardly people.

>I could feel a little piece of me die inside.

Probably had a heart attack.

What I’m saying you haven’t thought through is that there’s all kinds of foods other than sugar that are healthy in moderation but are also easily abused. Nuts are a prime example. People will just get fat off butter, potato chips, pasta, nuts, cheese etc. that have low sugar. Meat too. Americans eat way too much meat.

I already read this dystopian novel. But your Commiefaggot ass probably thinks it’d be a good idea

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Hopefully it was a wakeup call for her.

Yeah that's why we have fitness requirements. This allows for people to eat what they want within reason or else be sentenced to work camps. I mean if you're Dan Bilzerian you can eat and drink all you want as long as you can complete the two required fitness tests every year. This would also cut down on drug and alcohol abuse while allowing for drug and alcohol use. This would all force moderation. It would solve the fatness issue and make sure the poorest don't gotta waste money on food.

Also, can’t wait to be selling black market food to people.

And last but not least, you’re idea in is just as cringeworthy utopian as any of the “man gym” posts that have big naked /fit dudes lifting on pedestals and fat shaming other patrons between bouts of homosexual wrestling.

Back of book teaser synopsis

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Again, go for it with the black market food business, the fitness tests will be the equalizer. If you can jack some black market sweets while still passing, all good. Would be the same as people today who use illegal drugs responsibly. No real issue there.

You think people aren’t going to do shit to get around it like they do other tests? Bribe a doc, fiddle with some HR records so your results look good or so you don’t have to take the test, pay someone else to take the test for you, etc?

You can't make rules based around the people who plan to try and get around them. We just deal with those people if they're caught. There's always gonna be corruption but for the majority of people they'll have to just roll with it and comply, like taxes now. Most people are too scared to cheat em, the rich will always cheat, and some will be caught, some won't.

Our boy is coming back tonight

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Funny thing, Chavez/Madurai-style Communism is giving the people of Venezuela the kind of diet you want them to have now, and they’re not taxing sugar to do it, just imploding their country economically.

these made me cringe and i think gave me aneurism. please send help!

Listen dude. We need a way to stop shit like this and I have the solution.

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These are the best

Question for your guys, what should we do about the fat parents who make their kids obese? Would you call it a form of abuse? I do, fucking up your child like that potentially for life is something so thoughtless I don't know how else to classify it.

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>mass-related paradigms
Every time

>i got 99 problems being fat is all of them

lmao that fucking burn, based hulu

BASED RESTAURANT CHEF

>raisin pizza
I wouldnt eat there solely for that reason

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What is this some kind of fat flag?

If it's a highly rated restaurant I bet it was great fruit in season and the baked salmon was probably delicious.

Also, lol at her eating HALF of her friend's pizza.

>being this new
Wrong.

I suffer from chronic pain too. I go to the gym because exercise, combined with not being fat, alleviates the pain a little.

Someone harpoon this whale please.

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>Tbf if that’s accurate it is pretty shitty. They should give her what she paid for.
She was the one who got the baked salmon, so what is she bitching about?

>Delusional retard. I’d be curious about the survival rates, but surgery on obese people is MUCH higher risk.
She is wrongly referring to studies of cancer treatment where people who were overweight (not obese) did better in treatment as opposed to the elderly and people who were underweight.

Based "people" poster

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kek

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Amazing.

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who the fuck gets upset with salmon, salmon is great

I eat 4000 calories on workout days so this plan sucks my nuts

unless they gave exceptions if you were under a certain bodyfat %

Mike Simpson M.D. looks like a pretty buff dude!

manlet rage actually results in something funny for once

Sounds like the chef was fucking with her a bit, but none of those sound disgusting. Salad, spaghetti squash (courgetti?), baked salmon, a smorgasbord and fruit -if it's all high quality then that was probably a demonstration of how low fat food can be delicious. Want to pig out, go to a buffet place instead.

"wrong"
we should let these "people" die like the genetic failures they are and not pay for their healthcare.

i see you have studied your anatomy. good job

Is this your answer to My 600lb life Britain? I was watching a lousy stream of your Channel 5 and this show was on

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They had a tough job rescuing NORF FC fella from his crashed car

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(((Schollenberger)))

This reads like an allegory to me, a parody of the fatties who complain that their bigger clothes are more expensive.

It said he was 420lb (30st they said?) And they had to cut the car to get him out, cut the roof, etc etc

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Never heard of it but it seems like standard fare for channel 5. Lots of top bants on that channel for propa working class blokes

She's probably mad because it wasn't drenched in butter

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Note the attempt to attract black males

"Is this even fish?! It's not breaded and deep fried! Where's the tartar sauce?!? WHERE'S THE CHEESE?!! Being forced to eat this is inhumane but I'm going to eat it anyway.. UNDER PROTEST!!" *NOMFnomfglorb*

Goddamn, OKC is great at shoving deathfats in my face.

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Other than the starter I would have ordered that shit anyway, squash spaghetti sounds delicious.

>values emotional maturity

Women really are fucking retarded, aren't they.