Mire thread

its taped to the side

Are you theatening me?

>making fake accounts to boost your confidence
oh no no no no

Stop projecting.

Poor people name their kids after things they can't have. Diamond, Mercedes, ect.

this explains all the niggs with retarded names

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>in a very steady relationship with a girl I love that loves me and wants to have my kids
>miss fucking sluts on tinder
Help

Counts right?
Also the lifeguard at the pool the other day tried flirting w/ me.

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Someone post that image of the guy saying to tinder roasties that he’s a convicted child abusing pedo and tinder roasties still miring. Getting tinder roasties to mire is not an achievement in the slightest faggot.

One from last night

>be me
>fresh hair cut, looking good
>at local festival with friends
>few of us sitting down
>friends girlfriend laughing at everything I say
>I'm about to leave
>hear her say 'user come here a second'
>what's up
>'I just wanted to touch your hair it looks soft haha'
>mfw
>ok whatever and lean over
>she touches it and goes like 'aw haha'
>I say something about me liking my hairdresser
>She realises how akward what she did was and says 'oh im sorry about that..'
>I laugh it off and say joking 'its cool user here does it all the time', referring to a male friend there

Wtf bros

I haven't received or sent a text to a girl for 4 years

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>"you get a free pass for touching my pubes, cause you're cute. Not user though. He pays for it."

infinite length

this is the female equivalent of saying "suck my dick", no?

Does this count

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>Use model profile picture and normal bio
>Harvest thirsty roasty messages for a week
>Change bio, screenshot
Think it through, smoothbrain, this stuff is not difficult to fake.

>this chad on her prof pic

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Bro that's me, just a lucky angle

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Please dont tell me you use make-up

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Yikes

I don't lmao wtf
Neither does she which i fucking love

based

Good reaction. Call bitches out on their lack of humor.

it was a boring thing to say, she called you out on it, and you doubled down with an "fake" overreaction that *might* have been funny in a setting where she'd just binged watched 20 of your youtube videos and knows the character really well, but it sure as fuck was awkward in this situation

what a fucking cunt I fucking hate this fucking emoji fuck me

> 400 single leg on leg press
> thot pass by
> thot goes in confusion mode (my legs are not that big)
> thot say whoa, no way, you are cheating
> no, i am not
> yes you are
> try it yourself
> thot start pushing, getting red until fart
> toth stand up and walk away angry
> stupid bitch

Been on tinder for a year. Only matches are bots or, for the one person I matched yester day, it was an accident and she just waited for me to message so she could remove the match.

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Mercedes is an actual name though.

she calling u a stick man, man

Nah mate you've got a square as fuck jaw, mirin

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That's kinda cringe

YOU'RE kinda cringe tbqh

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KEK

I missed this pasta

di u sniff brap?

based Serbian man

>debela kravetina

>that last message

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based and kanye pilled

looks like she needs some,

>squatting
>catch qt asian girl obviously mirin in the mirror

>horrific break-up leaves me with no friends, move to a new city
>use Plebbit to make friends as I'm also a nerd
>majority of the guys see me as a threat because I'm Jow Forums
>the few girls there however love me, become friends with them
>at a pub quiz with a few people, cutie that I'm crushing on is there
>my perfect time, petite and as white as snow, red her with cute little freckles
>every time she laughs it's like her face is the lighthouse guiding me to safety
>offer to giver her a lift back after as we live near each other
>chatting away happily in the car, get to hers
>lean over to unlock the door as it sticks, she takes that as a hint
>the most magical kiss I've ever had, even setting a new DL PR doesn't make me feel as good
>want to take it slow so arrange to see her again
>3 amazing dates, invite her back to mine and we just cuddle and kiss for the entire night
>every time I'm close to failing a set I think of her and put all my strength into the last rep
>massive pub crawl, she's being distant so decide to talk to her there
>"Oh hey user, this is my boyfriend Jim"
>can see in her eyes pleading me not to say anything, they've been dating for 3 years apparently
>walk away from her, heart broken
>still get approached by all the other girls
>"Oh my god anons your arms are huge"
>"You're huge user, I probably weigh nothing to you"
>"You could pick me up and do whatever you wanted, couldn't you user?"

All hollow words, can't trust any of them.

>Party, we're all drunk
>Friend's girlfriend says "you know, I've never really looked at your ass"
>I turn around, cheekily revealing the fact that my jacket covers it
>Friend's girlfriend's boyfriend pulls my jacket up to give her a look

I...I just don't know what to feel about this

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Should have told the boyfriend mate. That fucking skank deserves to burn

>friend’s girlfriend’s boyfriend
So your friend? You still fucking drunk or just schizo?

It's all good fun mate

That could have been any friend though

topkek

>sext three girls at once
The internet is a magical place

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Jel ti to sestra

...

this story put a pit in my stomach. why did it have to be a qt ginger?

+1 tbqh, at leaat there's tones of redhead qts here in scotland, a few arent whores too!

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>be me, years ago in 2nd year of college
>decide to finally lose weight
>start calorie counting and doing lots of cardio, db exercises
>lose weight, gain muscle, feel great all around
>laying in bed with gf at night talking
>she's acting kind of bitchier than usual
>ask what's really up and her voice cracks
>"user it's just you look so good now and I'm worried you're just going to leave me for a prettier girl"
>she bursts into tears, sobbing into my chest

Probably one of my best mires. She ended up leaving me a few years later for a tubby photographer.

Shut up nigger

Rip, hope you found/find the one

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I think that is an insult

And then nothing happened as she laughed at the gymcel, fully validated

Notice the follow up texts are never posted. Cause 95% of the time it goes nowhere

ABSOLUTE LAD

Could be a bot too maybe?
I don’t know I don’t have tinder or bumble or whatever

Typical thot behaviour, making it out so that her insecurities are actually your fault

shit nigga, this story broke my heart. don't let it get you too bad, there are shit people out there, but there are also good people out there.

i felt this user

jeli to neka Goblina?

It's fucking unreal. I think every girl is insecure to some degree but often it's to the point of mental illness. I think when you're a kissless virgin that kind of girl sounds appealing, since you can be there to support and love her, but in reality it gets old fucking quick. And then when they can't find the kind of attention they crave inside the relationship they start looking outside of it.

Thanks, right now I'm more focused on improving my OHP than worrying about relationships.

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lel

>walk away from her, heart broken
rip in piece user

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Nice.

i get a ton of mires from my bros always complimenting my arms and shit but mires from girls always the best. Just the last couple days:

>standing up talking to 9/10 qt in math class
>slightly muscle fit t-shirt and arms behind back so chest is very accentuated
>she's like half a foot shorter than me
>throughout the 2 minutes im talking to her about something she keeps staring at my chest (eye level)
>stare at her in the eyes as if to see "my eyes are up here"
>she looks up and i smile at her
>she blushes and laughs when she realises i noticed her staring
>hits my arm jokingly because shes spilling spaghetti

feels pretty gud

also:
>ex is talking to me on snapchat
>we bumped into each other the other day
>she compliments the progress i've made since i started working out, says it's really impressive
>positive emotion since i was turboskelly while dating her
>always finds an excuse to touch/squeeze my arms, delts and chest when she's around me (same college)
>tfw im not even falling for her again

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I don't know why this made me laugh as hard as it did.

This is real alpha. This is how you get women. Dominate and show your aggression instantly.

>tried
was she uggo?
that's usually why I shut them down

Should have fucked her bro. She was looking for dick. Don't play it slow in the future with girls. Once they have sex with you they are more invested

Do you have paypal or venmo? No cash and I need you to send it to me before we meet

what kind of a shitty world view do you have to have to not just assume people are being funny?

If a woman does not respond I will yell at her or slap her. This is the only way to make her to respect you. Be a fucking man not a mouse.

Why aren’t more black people named Father then?

don't fucking do it user.

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>mire king file name
Top kek

imagine having such meaningless life, that you need whores to justify it

Happened to me too user, I fucking loved that girl, broke my fucking heart, I still think about her.

What should I say?

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say "T H I C C"

maybe use 3 's because she is fat

This