When is the best time to start lifting?When you are teenager,young 20s?Is it too late if you are already a boomer?

Just as a personal question, how are you able to enjoy life as a failure? My career aspirations crashed and burned, so now I am a failure also, but I'm not sure how to enjoy life like this. Tips plz

I’m not that guy, but what’s your age? I was fired and started over basically at minimum wage at like 27, and at 29 I was able to get a like 70k job, but I messed that up, regressed back to like 45k, and now at 30 am back in mid 60s and taking care of my body, and almost done paying off all my debt.

It’s rough and I felt like a total, absolute failure for a long time, but things are starting to look up. You’re gonna make it if you don’t give up.

Everyone has different aspirations. What might be a shit life to you can be a paradise to another. Either try again or broaden your horizon and find something else to care about. It's all a matter of perception to an extent.

>how to enjoy life as a failure?
(also not that guy)
The same way you enjoy life as a successful person, I imagine - by making sure you always have something you're striving for. In this way, the only difference between 'failure' and 'success' is what you're striving for.

That's good to hear, thank you. I'm having a real hard time regaining a sense of identity though. Even though I didn't think I was an "I am my job" sort of guy, I realize it's become a sort of identity crisis for me that I've resisted admitting. Any advice on how to deal with that?

I lost my virginity at 17, literally in a bush at a house party and I regretted it ever since. Wish I waited for the right girl. Now I feel tainted - an impure spirit.

Can you sad faggots please fuck off?

I went though the same sort of thing, and it really ate away at me. Two things saved me, I think. The first is that I started a meetup group to play pickup soccer, because there wasn’t a good one in my area, and through consistency, it grew to hundreds of memebers and I made new friends. The second was that someone gave me a baby cat, and it added something to my life to raise and take care of another life.

Those are personal to me, but I think the important thing was that I needed to make something a part if my life that wasn’t work, and I needed to not shut myself off and be alone completely out of shame. I went that rout for about a year, and when I broke out of that, my mental state improved a lot.

We need islam

Fpbp

I never considered that perhaps what I am feeling might be shame. If nothing else, thanks for that.

mashallah brother

>When is the best time to start lifting?
elementary school. wish i had someone to guide me towards being ripped in high school. life could have been so different
>it stunts growth
no evidence supports this

The second best time is now

> You think this bag is expensive? If you buy, it will totally be worth it later ;)

>SO, That's a $500 dollar bag, but i also want an interest of 20%, and anything you make extra at the red light district next week. You're gonna be working for me now, just need to find you a whore name and title. How 'bout 'little china, big vagina'?

I know a guy that started DYEL at 30 and competed in the mr.universe.

>no evidence supports this

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lmao

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>Now I feel tainted - an impure spirit.
(You)

Best time to plant a tree aas ten years ago.
Second best time is right now.

Third best time is 5 AM because it is quiet and you can make best use of calories throughout the day.

I don't understand twitter. Why is she tweeting that at Elon Musk's company? I'm a boomer who always thought twitter was a shittier version of facebook.

And? Arnold started lifting and juicing at 15 years old.

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I lost mine at 19 to a fat Native Alaskan prostitute with a very loose vagina. I've always viewed life as an exercise in meaningless suffering so it doesn't specifically bother me.

Gondola mode. Observe and meditate.

>*look at bag*
>*look at her*
Nah, need a new motherboard

have see

I lost mine at 17 to an overweight maori girl. My pants got soaked because it was on a beach, and I'm pretty sure she peed on me.

This but unironically

Does anyone else ever sometimes wish men and women were more different? A few organs and hormones isn't enough, imo. It should be something more drastic. I wish god made women so different from men that it was sometimes wondered if we were even the same species. We are too alike for comfort

More sex = more STDs

There's no reason to have sex anymore antibiotic resistant STDs are rampant. Find a woman, date her, don't have sex, get STDs checked, marry her then have sex.

>I lost mine at 17 to an overweight maori girl

[How Bizarre starts playing]

The most painful realisation I've ever had is that it's not just women. Guys are as manipulative and self-centered as women are except it's harder to detect because guys don't pretend like I'm attracted to them. Sure, the genders have different methods due to personality differences, but the majority of people, regardless of sex, are not good.

I waited till have sex till marriage at 25. Glad I did. Married sex is great. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Imagine if women consumed your after sex haha
Chopped you up with their razor sharp mandibles and ate you piece by piece to fuel their pregnancy
Wouldn't that be great haha

Not even close to what I meant you fucking creep. Get a life.

have sex

Are women really this delusional? I thought it was just a meme but can they really not comprehend that this can happen?

Kekd hard on these

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If having your dick sucked for a minute counts, then I lost it when I was 18.

If not, then I lost it at 23.

Which one is it, Jow Forums?

She's validating her own experiences

Hs

>Lose my V-Card in my early 20's
>Fucked on the floor because my bed was too noisy
>Didn't know she was a squirter. so she squirted all over me and my carpet
>Thought that using a wet rag would clean it up
>It didn't
>Come back after work and my mum cleaned it up (and never said anything about it to me)

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>losing virginity to a bj
Hahahahaha

I’ve recieved a blowjob on several occassions, never had benis in bagina. I dunno how you felt but I still feel like a complete social autist loser with no confidence.

G what beach cuzzy

fucking arachnophobe

have sex sweetie

>I've always viewed life as an exercise in meaningless suffering so it doesn't specifically bother me.
that's... actually a very nice point of view on life to have

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>banged 49 thots
>am no better for it, probably worse
>regret that I didn't wait for marriage
I blame discovering porn when I was 12 and being addicted for most of my teens

The sudden spike of inceldom which will continue rising is thanks to the threat of STDs and the media plus sex ed drumming it into everyone's heads pretty much constantly, and if that wasn't enough, the current legal system has about an equivalent chance of ruining your life as the disease has. A subconscious anxiety is therefor formed and sex stops being this absolutely awesome thing a man should strive towards, with most men going semi-asexual and preferring safe video games over having sex. To top this all off, females have risen their expectations thanks to social media so even if those males with this subconscious anxiety towards sex being pumped up to the max somehow overcome it and still try to do something about it, they get filtered by the abnormal standards, and even if they slip through that, they need to pass yet another obstacle of hypercompetitive alpha males who'll destroy them socially at any chance possible because they need to perform extra to access sex nowadays which turns them into very hostile shittalking social-chess-playing assholes.

The only ones who pass through all of this and reach a non-mediocre mate are just a fraction of all males, while everyone else is forced to settle for mediocre and ugly girls. Here's the fun part - for the first time in our history, monogamy is frowned upon and those mediocre females refuse to settle for even a boyfriend, especially a mediocre male who's supposed to be her fit, and would much rather party and have one night stands as that gives them a higher spike of validation from more males.
When you factor all of this together, you start realizing why there are 30 year old virgins who don't even look bad like this guy youtube.com/watch?v=Y7oxU3hnh4s

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Jesus.

Clinging to lost opportunities only breeds discontent
Only now exists

More sex = more permanent STDs

Incels are smart. HPV causes cancer, is incurable and other diseases are antibiotic resistant now.

How do I get more vind Ik leuks

why are we still here, just to suffer?

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All I did was programming with python
holy shit I was such a fucking code nerd back than.
Luckily I'm 6'4

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hahahahaha

I lost mine at 18 to a chubby girl with huge titties. I was on 2 week no fap and busted the second I got inside her. We tried again a few minutes later and I only lasted about 5 thrusts. Then I told everyone she was all prickly down there and she got mad at me and dyed her hair blue.

>how are you able to enjoy life as a failure?
you have to make sure to never call it "failure"
something might not have turned out the way you wanted it to be
and if you are the one to blame for it, you can chance that.
you can still very much become successfull as long as you dont fucking give up and have goals

t. Male spider

>giving faggot OP what he wants
You all sicken me.

>Native Alaskan
>fat
you really only have to say one

I'd say it counts socially because getting a girl to suck your dick requires similar effort but literally no. I wouldn't feel like I'd truly lost my V-card if I was in your situation.

Today

i lost my virginity to a sorta cute emi - ugly skinny girl. i was 17 but i was very goood looking back then but too much of an autist to fuck prolifically. like literally women would lean into kiss me and id keep talking about the debate topic of the month. but this girl was a good one to loos ethe old v card to. i got very good at fucking with her ad she told her friends that she broke up with me cuz my shitty personality but i was good in bed. epic win. thank you Jow Forumssex for teaching me the hidden ways!!!

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>tfw girl you lost your virginity to is now fat and disgusting
>current gf asks you about the girl you lost your virginity to
>"Don't remember desu"

Please, please tell me this tweet is fake.

Please.

based

Just B yourself :

>Incels are smart

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Took a bit but fucking kek

Enjoy your permanent STDs

>When is the best time to start lifting?
5 years ago and today

yeah, because you really seem like the type who knows a lot of women........................................................................................................................................................................................

no
we can fix this problem without giving up our humanity

that subreddit was a decent rabbit hole, thx for sharing

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Went home from a party and my brother was having a party at our parents house.
A fat ugly friend of his followed me to my room and convinced me to fuck. I was pretty much blackout drunk and couldn't get hard.

>Are people really having see this frequently?
Teens are having less sex, this girl is just some feminist whore.

What a whore. That actually pisses me off. Fuck you OP.

>no evidence supports this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epiphyseal_plate

I'm not gonna give you all the answers but I'm gonna set you on the right track

You're body did you a solid user, it subconciously knew the regret you would have otherwise.

thanks reddit

An old Chinese proverb, "The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

It's never too late to start lifting or working out in some fashion, cardio or lifting, as long as you become a healthier version of yourself. As for when to start lifting, I would say any time around the beginning of puberty is a good time to start actual work outs in the form of running, calisthenics, core work, or light lifting to teach form and prepare the body. When you start to get the body of a man is when you should really ramp up lifting and begin true strength training. 14-16 depending on when how quick you get there.

Based and daughterpilled

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>Lets ruin society even more but this time with religious zealots at the helm.
Can't wait to get stoned to death for insulting a religion.