What's the most fit recreational activity that impress girls the most?

What's the most fit recreational activity that impress girls the most?

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sex

having lots of money

Retaking jerusalem

This
t. Girl

This
t. actually a girl

Doing a backflip. If you can squat 2pl8s for reps, you can do a backflip. It's just a box jump with a mid-air crunch

what about front flips?

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>It's just a box jump with a mid-air crunch
I've never heard the motions of a backflip described this way and it blew my sides out
Thanks user i'll think of you the next time i need to do a backflip

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having a friend group that is social, and attractive. Not being broke helps too

>tfw two girls in the last 3 months have said i'm their best sex ever
maybe they're lying idk but feels breddy gud mang

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Just a box jump with a mid air self suck

Slacklining. Gif related. It’s athletic and super skillful, hard to do. You can invite random girls you’d ee to try it (most will just ask to try it). You can hold their hand for balance support while helping them walk the line and build up rapport/have an excuse to meet them and talk to them. That sounded autistic but you know what I mean. You also have an excuse to be shirtless and show off your gains while you do something athletic and skillful. It’s pretyu damn fun once you get good at it. Good way to meet bros too. Youcan do it anywhere with two trees and it only costs like $50 for the line. If you spend a day trying it and aren’t fat as fuck you’ll be able to walk it in a single day.

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>not saying, "oh I didn't know you were a virgin" after

Nice Reddit tier hobby.

There are no sex gyms in my city, can I do it at home?

>believes it

Rockclimbing - pre requisite - be a manlet

Having a good job

Gifs are being gay hopefully this oneworks

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>Sick ass balance line is reddit
Alright i think you use this website too much buddy

wait, you actually have to ask?

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>t. Fat fuck who’s just afraid to actually talk to girls or do anything difficult
Shit on it all you want, it’s gotten plenty of pussy for me

I saw a survey on this once that looked at dating profiles of men who got high response rates. Aside from obviously being attractive, one of the most common threads was "surfing" so put that in your profile or whatever and it'll probably help.

Begone thot

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Yeah this is like unicycle and quidditch and whatever other gay shit you see going on in the """"quad"""" at American universities. This will dry more vaginas out than anything.

Well, we're all surfing the Internet, aren't we?

Well w/e either way it was pretty fucking great
>s-she’s a teacher not a student, plz no cops

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Posting on a south Saharian scimitar smithing board ranks pretty high up there

I've always wondered what the history behind that term is. I remember taking some questionnaire in school in the 90s that had "surfing the world wide web" as a hobby...I understand the world wide web part but the surfing bit seems silly.

Probably the deadlift. Maybe that thing where you hit a big tire with a big hammer.

Imagine trying to impress internet strangers with your fake conversations

Not sure why you think this or how you came to this conclusion. I’m telling you man, set up on a beach, park, or even at a uni campus. Bitches are drawn to it. They think it looks fun and always ask to try. I think the problem is you’re just too insecure to do something you know people are gonna watch and stare at. But if you have a better idea or something you personally enjoy then more power to you

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Wrong, women are pathological liars

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Hold up I thought girls were disgusted by dudes who just fuck

all yall are some fuckin kooks

stay out of my waves fatties

>sees I suggest slacklining as a way to meet women, clearly sees I say nothing about heather they tell the truth or not
>ACTSHUALLY, UM, YOU ARE *WHEEEEEEZE* y-YOU ARE WRONG. ALL WOMEN ARE DIRTY EVIL LIARZ
I’ve never said this once and I probably never will again, but have sex.

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, QUIT WORKING OUT & DEDICATING ALL OF YOUR EFFORTS FOR WOMEN YOU STUPID FUCKS -THAT LITERALLY DEFEATS AND DEFILES THE ENTIRE FUCKING PURPOSE OF WORKING OUT AND OTHER PRODUCTIVE ACTIVITIES. GO OUT AND HIRE A HOOKER IF YOU'RE SO FUCKING DESPERATE FOR PUSSY.

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> by yours truly

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>fantasizing about anonymous men on an African frog breeding forum being women
>t. Tranny and trap fucker

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See I get that you’re probably starved for any interaction with a female but that’s p gay dude

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skateboarding obv

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be jesus?

So fucking based

dont arthoes exclusively like skinny men tho? I mean you also have people like tyshawn and nico

Get off runescape faggot

I wouldn't say exclusively. it's usually the ones they are in relationships with but you can't deny that they fuck the same type of guy every girl does

Why are girl virgins considered cute and pure but if you're a male virgin people assume there's something wrong with you

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lock vs key

Because your face looks like nature's only mistake

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>t. Girl
more like t-girl

>dickhead fucking up traffic and being a hazzard

a) girl virgins are not considered cute and pure by any nonreligious degenerate normies EXCEPT the ones who get off on tainting purity. most consider them prudes or stuck up

b) they call virgin men weirdos to demoralize you, firstly, and secondly, because there are a lot of guys who are actually TRYING to get laid but can't, and you get lumped in with them. if you are one of them, you do not have my sympathy. and of course, if you tell people that you're a virgin by choice, they will probably try to say its cope, ESPECIALLY if you aren't a chad. it may be cope, or they may be trying to demoralize and humiliate you. the answer is to just grit your teeth and bear it. you have to remember that these people are not even worth letting into your head. just brush it off, or if you can, turn it around on them and call them a degenerate.

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More like
G-g-girl

This but unironically

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Because society has degenerated to the point where things we used to value in the past (stable marriage, one partner, commitments, family) are replaced with "free-thinking" and "sexual liberation". Now you have these sluts parading the streets who will suck cock for fun and not feel a single ounce of remorse. Listen to the music that's been popular since the 60s and the stuff you see on TV. We're desensitized and we need to go in touch with our roots. This is why church, family, and gym are important cornerstones for us

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Nice user, i bet you dont even have a big dick or anything probably just stroke-in it out just given em the ol hips
It's all in the hips
It's all in the hips
Pow
Pow
Good work

Kayaking, rock climbing, wake boarding/surfing, tough mudder, skateboarding

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who is that

Is that why I suck at Rock climbing?
t. 6'4"

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that was pretty clever, not being sarcastic

Riding her bf's cock

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>Kayak
>Tough mudder
Lol. Rest are fine I suppose

they probably just asked you because you looked hot without your shirt off, not a single fuck matters what you were doing at the moment

Surfing. You can’t be a fatass, it requires balance and you get a nice tan in the process. Plus thots love the beach

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Oh.


Then just be attractive lmao it’s not that hard just do it you virgins need to _/10 x F

>tfw you want a virgin bf but you can't find one

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faggot

There are plenty of ugly guys out there user

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Most virgin men will never tell you that they are a virgin past the age of like 16-18. Even then they would probably only admit it to their bros.

If you are 19+ admitting to being a virgin just gets you really weird looks and people who had no issue with you before now are looking for something wrong with you. Women don't find it endearing in the slightest.

This. It’s also a way to disappoint them the fastest
>t. only fucked lmao3 girls at 19

stand up paddle boarding.

You get to walk on water with your shirt off looking like a chad and she gets to do the same thing in a bikini.

It's a great first date. Guaranteed marriage.

this. a male virgin is like a whore

yeah, seeing eachother 95% naked on your first date will surely lead to a successful marriage

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>t. disease infested toasties

It was just 90s marketing BS, like 'information superhighway'. Nice full house get.

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It's ok I'm on PrEP

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fucking jews ruin everything

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Thanks bro. Will use this as my cue when I practiced tomorrow

>Ctrl+f
>Dance, dancing
>Zero results
Clueless, as expected of Jow Forums

>its the jews fault that people don't openly talk about their sex lives
wut

Disdain for virginity is driven by the entertainment industry. And who runs the entertainment industry?

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Women seem to equate dancing to being good at sex and they seem to have done it throughout history so all this time you spend in front of a computer watching anime and Steve1989MRE could be enhanced by looking up some how to dance vids on youtube and practicing steps while you watch.

I'd absolutely bash his head if he did it on my road but that was quite impressive

>arthoes

Why do you want to appeal to the worst group of women that has ever existed in the history of man?

no virgin would bring up the virginity in conversation regardless of jewish clownworld influence.

based

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Back before movies were invented, chastity was considered an admirable virtue for both men and women.

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Possibly ever culture in the world has an insulting term for "masturbator" because being sexual failure as a man is looked down on.

Beating off to tranny edging joi is not chaste and no one at any time would admire you for it.

maybe, but you still wouldn't have virgins going around talking about how virginal and pure they are all the time

Noob here what's a 2pl8s

its shorthand for 2 power lifting eights's. an eight is slang for an 1/8th of a gram of testosterone, the standard daily dosage prescribed in the sticky fro beginners. power lifting testosterone is more geared towards strength where as aesthetic steroids are geared for aesthetics. he means that if you're running 2/8th of a gram of power lifting testosterone daily, you should easily be able to do a backflip. fucking read the sticky next time you retarded faggot

2 45 lb plates per side of the bar + 45 lb bar. ---[45][45]--------------------[45][45]---

225 total.

don't listen to this retard, 2pl8 is -[45]--------------[45]-
what he posted is considered 4pl8, and so on.

What's wrong with those?

because you are not attractive to girls, if you were a chad and you said you are saving your virginity for the right girl every girl will still be attracted to you, maybe even more

gem poster please let me fuck ur boipussy

Women like balls and want protection and provision.
So anything including as many as possible:
>Risky
>Martial
>Expensive
All wanted, but be yourself and consistent with personal taste