Where were you when science finally destroyed the calorie myth forever?

Where were you when science finally destroyed the calorie myth forever? dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7125751/Twins-prove-pile-weight-eat-like.html

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You know that's a tabloid, right?

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imagine the smells for the front row

The study they're reporting on isn't.

Conceptualise the aroma.

>the calorie myth forever

what calorie myth?

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Ponder the phenomenons

Mull over the musk

Fantasize about the fragrance.

lol article literally incorporates the word "shibboleth"

who could be behind this?

Reflect on the rancid rankness.

post the study then

Wonder about what is whiffed.

Haha

Evaluate the emanations.

how much force is that generating?

Speculate as to the stench.

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Brood over the bouquet.

Taste the tang

Opine the olfaction

That’s the spirit


Let us all...
ponder now the putridness.

Examine the residual excrement.

Perpend upon the pungency.

Feed on the fetidity

Calculate the cologne.

Ruminate on the olfactory stimulant

Study the spiciness.

Cerebrate on the odiferousness