Skips lower body

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Dis nigga only gets 3/10 of a vote now

I just made this joke fuck off

You tell 'em, champ!

You’re damn straight. I take pride in my shitposting.

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He's half black

P good

He wasn’t arrested for Jwalking, but for jwalking

>ayo where my BBC gon?

the black half left after his kid was born

He probably has some sort of penis and ass going on, otherwise how would he go to the bathroom?

Wonder how long it took him to find that to steal....

how he gonna be walkin in js without legs nigga ahahaha

Ever see a kid with a colonoscopy bag get dog piled? That shit explodes pun intended

“Tip-finga-ing in mah jawdinz” just doesn’t have the same sound to it

Luckily I haven't. But isn't this guy a wrestler. I imagine he's got that shit under control.

>find lamp
>rub it
>genie pops out and says I get one wish
>i wish my dick touched the ground
>mfw

I hope in another 10 years we’ll have robotic body parts that are sci fi level functional

snickered really fucked hard I think I just woke my family up.

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MMA and Battlebots will fuse into one super sport.

kek
never trust a genie

Man I loved battlebots as a child. That would actually be cool as hell. I’d make an emp fist and pretend I was a stand user who could steal people’s powers

Mine was better poopoo head.

Mine was 3 for 3 and made before you, all you did was copycat me you big silly goose

Stroheim!?

Battlebots had a 250 lbs weightlimit, I wonder if they ever had a specific rule against some guy hiding inside a suit of metal pretending to be a robot.

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kek

Top kek.

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IIRC they had a really exhaustive set of rules regarding bot design that were rarely discussed on air. The one that I do remember is that "walker" style bots could be heavier to compensate for the legs.

Huh, you would think they'd be lighter. I'll have to look into the rules sometime.

>living with your parents
you won't make it

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sneed

Bitches are only gonna have to pay half the toll.

You know it's kinda weird that you only see people missing their lower body but never people missing their upper body

>tfw not bile demon mode...

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Bro you're right wtf??

Haha screencap this hidden gem

This entire thread

Kek imagine being this insecure. You literally can’t make it, but I still hope you will

gold

Possible side-effects of roid:
>you'll lose your legs
They never tell you about this!

Geodude lookinass nigga

>Cletus, get to the slave market right now!
>>Why?
>Fifty percent off sale!

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Please screencap in the put me

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's guillotine

Also, as a medfag i have so many questions about his physiology
Does he have a bladder? Both kidneys?
What length of intestine does he have, and what diet does he keep to maintain that physique? Does he have some kind of rudimentary gonads, or does he pin? How is he allowed to compete if he pins?

Looks super jewy there

Best post on this board currently

kek put me in the screencap
- dave

This nigga about as real as his rights

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>not even 3/5ths of a person
kek at the discount nigger

fucking manlets, taking all the pizza cutters

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i don't understand, he seems to be lacking even a pelvis. does he have a complete digestive system? how does he stay strapped to the bike without any lower body whatsoever? what is life without penis?

Nice reference user

Based

Niglett

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>half reps

Actually 5 niggers were equal to three votes

Shut up nerd

fucking kek

Wonder what his abs look like

Does he have a dick?

Does he have all his digestive systems?

How does he shit?

Underrated

>tfw when even in that state he pulls more pussy than every white incel.

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There is no evidence that race affects penis size

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>There is no evidence that race affects penis size

or intelligence

archive.fo/5vkdv

>Nobel Prize-winning American scientist James Watson has been stripped of his honorary titles after repeating comments about race and intelligence.
>In a TV programme, the pioneer in DNA studies made a reference to a view that genes cause a difference on average between blacks and whites on IQ tests.
>Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory said the 90-year-old scientist's remarks were "unsubstantiated and reckless".
>Dr Watson had made similar claims in 2007 and subsequently apologised.
>He shared the Nobel in 1962 with Maurice Wilkins and Francis Crick for their 1953 discovery of the DNA's double helix structure.
>Dr Watson sold his gold medal in 2014, saying he had been ostracised by the scientific community after his remarks about race.
>He is currently in a nursing home recovering from a car accident and is said to have "very minimal" awareness of his surroundings.

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Who’s the comedic genius who put shorts underneath this dude?

>except every iq study
hell they even accounted for your inevitable autistic screeching about socioeconomic factors in the Minnesota transracial adoption study

Wouldn't no penis by this logic mean infinite intelligence.

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>very minimal awareness
Ironic, by criticising niggers he became one himself

>adjusting for the flynn effect, the average score for African Americans in 1995 is the same as the average score for white Americans in 1945.

The Greatest generation were Niggers lmao.

The people in this picture are niggers.

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>sips lower body

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Poor dude. Had he been born 50 years or so in the future he could get some sort of implant

Where does he store the pee?

What a twink

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tfw 0 foot 32 inch manlet

Does he still have a ding dong?

in the liver.

lmao i thought this was a hodge twins shop
am i a racist now

Are his balls inside his liver?

>yes goyim buy a house and waste money

People actually try to move out when they're young as if they're trying to prove something.
>Hint: you're retarded if you move out while you're single

t. 26 year old guy who makes 110k a year and still lives with his parents rent free

don't give him credit this is from a screencap

>26 living with parents rent free
Do you seriously not pay your parents rent? Fucking degenerate hamplanet

That's amazing. He should feel proud in the face of such insurmountable adversity. I want to have his resolve one day.

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Lmao holy shit what a fucking loser

Shit, user, you're twice the man he is!