So this chick is messaging me outta the blue. Went to high school with her. She's good looking and all but she's kinda a bum. No real skills, no steady job, she's changed her mind about going to school several times. What would you guys do?
To keep it fit related, hit a 405lb squat and feeling good in life. Any PRs lately?
you don't have to marry her you faggot, fuuuuuck her and enjoy it!
Levi Wilson
girls don't need careers pump some babies into that uterus, that will keep her busy
Lincoln Richardson
Don’t do this unless you want to pay alimony for the next 18 years
Logan Richardson
Ejaculate And evacuate
John White
JUST HIT 185 X 5 ON BENCH. NOT EVEN 2 PLATE YET BUT BY THE GODS DID IT FEEL GOOD TO NAIL THAT, SOLID FORM TOO EXCEPT FOR A LITTLE ASS-OFF-BENCH ON THE LAST REP. WOULDA PASSED COMP THOUGH SINCE MY BUTT IS A LIL SAGGY HEE HEE
Jack Kelly
Pump, dump, mandatory use a condom.
Nice fucking squat btw.
Juan Sanders
>nose ring >mentally unstable >messaging you out of the blue NEVER fuck crazy user. Do some small talk, try to cut it soon and if she keeps texting you just ghost her
Caleb Sanchez
Smell her anus and run
Oliver Martin
"Productivity" is a meme, start judging people by their raw abilities
Jason Lee
>when OP pretends it’s the opposite but really he’s the /dude/ with no job, not interesting, a bum >got rejected by some bitch he stalks and couldn’t move past from HS >projects a larp on /fit for validation and to feel good
Hahahaha too easy man OP you a fag bro
Joseph Peterson
So far I can weld, take care of a farm and do a handstand to full planche. How am I doing?
Wyatt Nguyen
hey guise should I ruin my life? My pee pee say yes. Also squats. Prrlllllrrp.
Easton Phillips
ARE WE GOING TO TALK ABOUT LIFTING WEIGHTS OR WHAT?
FUCK OP AND HIS HAG SLUT.
F I T N E S S I T N E S S
Xavier Ramirez
Hit this roast, then quit and ghost.
Jason Barnes
Fuck her, and talk about your goals and shit alot. Maybe even help her get her shit together, if she seems willing.
You'd be doing her a service, and probably getting a steady source of poon, as long as you don't fuck up and get her pregnant. Make her jealous of your success. Be an inspiration for her to do better.
This should be your goal, as a human being. To be at a place in your life, that others strive to reach. Let her know that if you can make it, she can make it, and don't accept no for an answer.
And if she doesn't want to improve, kick her lazy ass to the curb, and watch as she begs for your dick lmao.
Carson Morales
she is pic related
Brayden Cooper
Based 1keoy poster
Tyler Powell
god septum piercings are fucking disgusting. it always takes me a millisond to realise it's a stylistic choice and they dont just have some gross gunk hanging out their nose. who knew a tiny piece of metal in someone's face could make them so fucking unattractive. like, if you moved that piercing anywhere else on her face it'd probably be an improvment
Robert Lopez
yeah i bought my own place and everything on the west coast (high housing pricing), pretty successful job too so she'd be getting an upgrade
Dylan Wood
Sergey THA GOD
Andrew Myers
There are plenty of solid bitches looking for decent men. She's cute but that nose ring just screams dumbfuck.
Kevin Watson
Blast a kid into her, marry her, and take her driver's license away
Keep giving her more kids and make daily to weekly comments about single moms you work with struggling to make ends meet and how shitty their lives are so she can't even begin to think about leaving you
If all else fails and she tries to take you to court drive your car off a bridge after cancelling your life insurance policy
Brandon Rogers
This, creampie no comdom
Michael Murphy
lol you know that's a guy, right?
Zachary Gomez
Are we looking at the same chick? She's at the wall. Look at those eye bags, mouth wrinkles, the sad eyes. And this is a good angle, high makeup selfie. Somewhat this. All women are inherently unstable, but just because she's listless doesn't immediately mean she's bat-shit crazy. Try this. But if you get ANY impression she is straight wacko, trust your gut and evacuate at Mach 3. Crazy women will find and execute any manner of actions to make you miserable and crazy too.