>watching anime
>"oh the rice is so sweet"
>decide rice could be a good food since it could help bulk and apparently tastes amazing
>buy rice cooker
>buy bags of rice
>cook a bit
>completely bland
Fucking nips need better propaganda to make me buy any more of this shit
Watching anime
Brody Ward
Ethan Morris
Nips add sugar.
Also you bought a unitasker that wasn't a can opener? Loser.
Samuel Gray
Let me guess, you bought a heap of shitty long grain rice?
Aaron Murphy
Fuck you. Rice is great and cheap as FUCK. Not even a gook.
Elijah Sullivan
add rice vinegar to taste
some toasted sesame seed oil
sesame seeds
scallions
maybe some salt
or
make some fresh lime juice and chop up some fresh cilantro and put it in, maybe some chili powder
Adam Brown
Dud you never eat rice you fucking mong?
Also, Asians have sweet rice.
Eli Evans
add herbs nigga its like chicken, a blank slate
Caleb Cox
>long grain rice
Walmart only has white, yellow, and brown rice, not long grain
Anthony Lopez
Sprinkle some salt on it while cooking
Cameron Wood
Japan has a long history of harvesting varied rice that would compare to something like the variation in found in apples. I doubt you bought genuine nip rice and even prepared it properly.
Angel Taylor
you don't go to walmart for rice, man. you go to those weird and kind of dirty asian specialty stores where the sole staff member is the 60+ year old grandma behind the counter who only speaks cantonese
you can even ask them how to prepare your rice, they've probably got some asian grandma secrets or some shit
Robert Bailey
Reminder that china has been caught exporting fucking glue to sell as rice.
Aiden Wilson
If she only speaks Cantonese, how are you supposed to ask her how to prepare the rice?!
Matthew Morris
It needs to be the right rice and the right amount of water
It can be very satisfying, like eating good bread
Jeremiah Fisher
Japs for the most part don't just eat straight rice. Even rice balls typically contain a filling of some kind to liven it up.
Carter Morris
yes there are many different types of rice and while one (long) tastes shit others (fat) can be heaven like in themselves
Noah Torres
Drop a few nukes. She'll speak English in a few years
Ian Roberts
>Watching anime
Get a grp you fucking weabo loser
Josiah Jackson
t. amerifat
gotta prepare it with other shit baka
Charles Cooper
How old are you and where do you live that you have never tasted rice
Zachary Cook
By learning cantonese and asking her in her dialect. You ARE using your spare time to learn new languages, right?
Nicholas Perez
do this and you can shovel down rice for days
Daniel Hernandez
25 and America. Only ever had yellow and brown rice
Bentley Rogers
Fuck, wrong person
Jason Moore
That recipe lacks salt don't forget to add a table spoon salt for every cup of rice you put in
Oliver Thompson
>table spoon salt for every cup
Fuck you
Xavier King
>rice
>oats
>chicken
The classic "oh this is so bland" foods. But the secret is that by being bland they're blank slate foods. You can add ANTHING to them.
Camden Campbell
>olive oil
>avacado oil
>spices
>butter
>vinegar
The possibilities are endless. You should be adding a little olive oil anyways just to avoid clumping.
People over consume salt as it is. So no.
Josiah Lopez
Japs tend to add mirin and rice wine to their rice.
Don't get hung up on which store it's from, that one user is just fucking with you
Carson Lopez
>a table spoon salt for every cup of rice
Charles Price
To continue on this, Turkish rice with chicken and chickpeas is god tier. I personally have it even while cutting.
Aiden Morris
how fucking stupid are you m8
Tyler Hill
>doing things because anime told you to
Fucking idiot
Sebastian Roberts
try basmati, poos know their rice
Juan Watson
Cook it in beef buillon problem solved
Brody James
uncooked cup probably. still sounds a lot though
Alexander Martinez
Onions sauce, eggs, peas, carrots, italian seasoning, fry that shit.
You got 300 calories/cup of delicious goodness.
Jackson Cooper
>completely bland
ITT: Whit*ids making rice
Jason Harris
>he just added water to the rice
>complains it's bland
um sweaty water isn't spice
Benjamin Davis
Did you add salt? Rice will always taste shit if you don't add stuff to it. 1 cup of rice, 1 cup of water, and a spoon of salt is enough for me, but i also just have it as an additive to my chicken and steaks so you might want to do more.
Brody Bennett
>hey they said the rice is sweet
>sweet = sugar
>i will try this
>fuck the sugar, just water and rice
>wtf why isnt it sweet
>why doesnt rice come prepackaged with sugar?
Daniel Lewis
This.
Absolutely this
Cooper Peterson
OP this is the answer to your problem.
I like to use a half one per 200g rice.
Make sure to stir a little every 5 mins orso so that it gets equally distributed over the rice.
Also eat your rice with some kind of meat: chicken, shoarma, beef whatever. It adds alot of flavour and transforms the meal
Connor Rodriguez
OP look
Jonathan Hall
OP Look at this
Logan King
OP would you look at that
Mason Powell
OP now you should look
Grayson Murphy
OP look carefully now
David Reed
OP sweet jesus in heaven would you look at this hahaa
Jackson Roberts
OP look again
Matthew Walker
OP you better be taking notes
Owen Lee
OP you better have looked
Adrian Johnson
OP NOW IT IS ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL FOR YOU AT THIS TIME TO LOOK
Aiden Lopez
OP look it's all okay
Anthony Lewis
keep posting don't stop motherfucker
Ian Morales
OP you have been looking for this
Joseph Wood
OP this is the part where you look
Colton Hughes
OP look how we just did this
Evan Harris
i'm looking
Charles Bell
OP look i love you
Aiden Myers
OP look how i crush you
Nathan Roberts
OP look what a mess we have made
James Reed
OP look how transparent just like my heart
Thomas Russell
OP look how sealed just like my lips
Owen Phillips
Based opabinia
Carter Peterson
what is this
Anthony Rodriguez
Ok bro, you're posting way too many pics and it's not that funny anymore
Christopher Evans
OP look we cook
Samuel Stewart
Don't listen to him user, we're all looking
Josiah White
looks like a chicken broth cube
John Morris
See ya in 20 minutes.
Dominic Baker
OP don't look away
Justin Roberts
fuck off. rice does not need any salt added to it during cooking.
the salt will come from the sauce or food you eat the rice with.
Henry Gray
OP look this chicken is here to stay
Benjamin Murphy
Nicholas Smith
Two tasty rice recipes because OP is fucking dumb.
>saute diced onion, tomato, jalapeno and shredded carrot in pot
>Add rice and saute until in start to turn clear
>cook with 50/50 mixture of water and chicken stock, a little bit less than 2 - 1 mixture to rice.
>salt to taste
>Saute shallots and crushed walnut in pot
>Add (nice, not plain long grain white, brown, black and red rice work well) rice
>Add 2x as much water as rice
>Add ~1 tbsp of pomegranate molasses per cup water
>cook, add salt to taste
Robert Nguyen
stupid fucking retard
Eli Rivera
I don't add any salt or pepper to my chicken and rice. Just a little mustard.
Evan Diaz
OP looked not
Have a nice meal anons
Cooper Powell
gross looking rice
pearl rice is a meme
Daniel Green
sharing is caring
Chase Lee
Add a stock cube
Alternatively add onions sauce, chilli sauce, and whatever asian sounding spices you have, then once it's cooked put a fried egg or two on top. Fry the eggs over easy so that when you cut into them the yolk mixes with the rice.
Ian Butler
come cook for me user
Kevin Flores
do you eat potatoes or pasta alone without anything else?
learn to cook fucking idiot
Justin Anderson
Fucking onions sauce
I meant söysauce lol
Adrian Walker
It's my belief that people should tolerate and accept bland meals. By forcibly doing what you can to create a flavor you're just showing that you're dependent on that level of decadence to survive. I purposely add nothing to my rice and eat it strictly with water.
Xavier Foster
That's like punching a stone with your fists till it breaks instead of just walking around it.
How about showing discipline to go to the store SOLELY for that 1 ingredient that adds taste? How about not accepting a bland meal and doing whatever it takes to make it easier to eat.
I'm pretty sure when you eat tasty food your brain gets stimulated with endorphins or whatever and next time it's almost time to eat that same meal you'll have so much energy you wish to rape the food
Andrew Lewis
I kinda agree, but eating pure rice is autistic as fuck, throw some chicken in or else, wtf
Adrian White
Because it's not discipline to tolerate yourself to break away from a basic thing just "ONCE" in order to make it easier. Your analogy is flawed, punching a stone takes time and hurts you. Eating bland food does nothing.
It was more of a take of not eating seasoned or over-prepared/complicated meals.
Bentley Harris
Just means you have a slow metabolism. All starchy foods taste sweet to me because of how fast my body breaks down the starches.
Nicholas Taylor
Doing something the easy way isn't discipline.
Owning a few spices and fresh ingredients isn't decadence. Cooking good food all the time is hard.
This sounds like cope for being a shitty cook.
Parker Campbell
From a family of African immigrants. You go to the foreign stores in the area. This is one that’s almost a chain market you could go to
Alexander Gonzalez
It's ok, user. You dont have to resort to personal attacks because your addiction drives you to disagree with something mundane. I am not forcing you to adapt to a more disciplined lifestyle.
Carson Sullivan
based. im having some rice with chicken right now too. the rice is cooking
Landon Perry
No what's a meme is that the shape of the rice makes a difference.
That's like refusing to eat macaroni because Dora the Explorer shaped pasta pieces, which moreover is 3x as expensive, look better.
Ryder Garcia
>take rice
>take shouyu
>take tuna
>mix
>tasty dinner
It's really that easy.
Julian Sanders
>tfw I learned Japanese
Fuck me, I will never know those rice secrets now.
Ayden Flores
great thread
David Reed
日本語はできない。
Noah Garcia
>United Statians